bad breath

[biteme]

Do you have any vivid memories of smelling someone's bad breath? I will never forget years ago when we were shopping for a video recorder at Montgomery Wards. The salesguy had the worst breath I have ever smelled. You could smell it from several feet away. It was horrendous. His name was Marvin. Some things you just can't forget. I hope he got that problem fixed.

 

[distanced]

could you stop talking? you're killing me

 

[biteme]

could you stop talking? you're killing me

I'm sorry, I used that new toothpaste guaranteed to offend people. It's called Shitpaste.

 

[Lemmiwinks]

Rotten sinus breath is the absolute worst.