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Was down for work and shitz. Lamed it up big time. (bunch of fat ass locals down there.)
Was down in the Ritz Carlton casino Saturday night playing roulette and watching the UFC fights. (won $685 off a $20 start). Sitting next to me was Maas Oka (sp?) the Japanese dude Hiro from the Heroes show on tv. Dude was a space trip. I was playing $1 chips for maybe $5-$7 per round. He was playing $500 chips for $4000-$5000 per round. Had no strategy either. Dude was losing hand over fist. Which apparently he can afford it. Had a custom diamond encrusted Rolex on his wrist that had to be over $100K. If this fool had on some better shoes I would have seriously thought to rolling his ass after he left the casino.
dude in real life is just like he is on tv. whenever he won - whcih was sparingly, he would jump up and stick his arms in the air and go "WoooooWooooo". then mutter something in Japaneseolol.
I was drinking kamikazes and he thought it was hilarious as he never heard of it. He had one and that was all he ordered the rest of the night. He noticed I was watching the UFC and he asked me "hey how come you not do that like them? you look like you be good at it. you beat them up no?"
"Bro, you have NO idea." I said while shaking my head. "I got an open contract to fight Suge anytime, anyplace of his choosing. I am just waiting for him to man up and sign the contract."
(yeah, I really said that.)
He goes "who is this Shooog person?"
I said "oh he is the big old black dude who likes to try to be all violent and shit. Acting like he King BadAss just because he used to own Death Row...'
"WHAT??? HE USED TO BE ON DEAF ROW? In prison???"
I said "yeah, he used to be in prison but he out now?"
"YOU COUNTRY TURN HIM OUT WHEN HE WAS ON DEAF ROW??"
I said "uhh.. well not on it, but own it.. I mean, ok whatever. Anyway, I got an open contract to fight him anytime he feels like it."
"You mean you really fight violeen black man who on deaf row?" Hiro's eyes were like solid round in his face by now. "You no worry about getting hurt?"
I looked at him, I said "Are you kidding me? He's the one who is worried. That's why he won't sign that contract to meet me. Fool knows I will fuck him up faster than a Nigerian email attachment."
Hiro goes "I believe you do too. You possess victorious confidence."
From there, the rest of the night was just bullshit talk about other stuff. Said they had flown him in for some comic convention that morning and was flying him out the next day.
Was down in the Ritz Carlton casino Saturday night playing roulette and watching the UFC fights. (won $685 off a $20 start). Sitting next to me was Maas Oka (sp?) the Japanese dude Hiro from the Heroes show on tv. Dude was a space trip. I was playing $1 chips for maybe $5-$7 per round. He was playing $500 chips for $4000-$5000 per round. Had no strategy either. Dude was losing hand over fist. Which apparently he can afford it. Had a custom diamond encrusted Rolex on his wrist that had to be over $100K. If this fool had on some better shoes I would have seriously thought to rolling his ass after he left the casino.
dude in real life is just like he is on tv. whenever he won - whcih was sparingly, he would jump up and stick his arms in the air and go "WoooooWooooo". then mutter something in Japaneseolol.
I was drinking kamikazes and he thought it was hilarious as he never heard of it. He had one and that was all he ordered the rest of the night. He noticed I was watching the UFC and he asked me "hey how come you not do that like them? you look like you be good at it. you beat them up no?"
"Bro, you have NO idea." I said while shaking my head. "I got an open contract to fight Suge anytime, anyplace of his choosing. I am just waiting for him to man up and sign the contract."
(yeah, I really said that.)
He goes "who is this Shooog person?"
I said "oh he is the big old black dude who likes to try to be all violent and shit. Acting like he King BadAss just because he used to own Death Row...'
"WHAT??? HE USED TO BE ON DEAF ROW? In prison???"
I said "yeah, he used to be in prison but he out now?"
"YOU COUNTRY TURN HIM OUT WHEN HE WAS ON DEAF ROW??"
I said "uhh.. well not on it, but own it.. I mean, ok whatever. Anyway, I got an open contract to fight him anytime he feels like it."
"You mean you really fight violeen black man who on deaf row?" Hiro's eyes were like solid round in his face by now. "You no worry about getting hurt?"
I looked at him, I said "Are you kidding me? He's the one who is worried. That's why he won't sign that contract to meet me. Fool knows I will fuck him up faster than a Nigerian email attachment."
Hiro goes "I believe you do too. You possess victorious confidence."
From there, the rest of the night was just bullshit talk about other stuff. Said they had flown him in for some comic convention that morning and was flying him out the next day.
