Darling,
Thy shall not pay attention to the fellas picking on you. And quite honestly, the Axe smell would not attract a polar bear to you in my opinion. It is not meant to help you attract the ladies, but I am glad to know that the marketing effort was effective. If you want to go with drugstore products, try an unscented or lighlty scented body wash, and wear cologne (a good one) afterward. Talk to Freddie if you need to find something else that not from a drugstore.