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"Awsome chick" not so awsome.

Bullit

Bullit

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So remember my 'awsome chick' thread?

Well get this... I just found out that she has fucked over 125 guys.
What a ho. That is a shitload of dicks.
And SHE told me this, so its not like its a wild rumour or something.

How disappointing.

I now think that any chick 30+ who has not been single most of her life MUST have some sort of crazy
issue and/or MAJOR skeletons in her closet.

Just another reason to love the younger broads.
 
It's safe to say you were not one of the 125 guys otherwise you would have been bragging how she sucked your wiener like a slutty blow fish.

te he jamon
 
Re: Re: "Awsome chick" not so awsome.

tiger88 said:


like how old was she?
u rap it up it bro? if not :anon:

hey u ever bone a super young chic?
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Early 30's

Yeah I hit it... didnt wrap it tho!! :rolleyes:

When I was 34 I railed an 18yr old.. so for me she was "super young".
 
If a chick is nearly 30, and not married, or seriously involved, there is something very wrong with her.

Sorry to paint with such a wide brush, but I have yet to find the exception to that rule.

125 Guys, she slept with, huh? Imagine how many she just hooked up with and didn't sleep with.

To quote the movie Office Space. "Dude, wear a condom."
 
mrjoker5150 said:
125 Guys, she slept with, huh? Imagine how many she just hooked up with and didn't sleep with.
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Uggh..... I'd rather not imagine that number.
I would bet that tiger cant even count that high.
 
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Bullit said:


Early 30's

Yeah I hit it... didnt wrap it tho!! :rolleyes:

When I was 34 I railed an 18yr old.. so for me she was "super young".
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suck it up and time to get tested :(



they stick a stick in your pee hole

:(




good luck bro keep us postd
 
From Zero said:
That sucks. She liked to have fun, too. Stupid bitch.
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Apparently...
 
mrjoker5150 said:


125 Guys, she slept with, huh? Imagine how many she just hooked up with and didn't sleep with.
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Sounds to me like this chick does sleep with EVERY guy she hooks up with.
 
serious if fucked that many dudes and some had be while u are loaded as friegt train u cant have that good and accurate of count


125 different penis entering the vagina? wow well to make u feel better Houston 500 fucked 500 dudes in one day :)
 
I bet if you posted up her pic- some of us have slept with her... for real - we should try this...
 
Becoming said:
I bet if you posted up her pic- some of us have slept with her... for real - we should try this...
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LOL


u know terminator ......i swaer we messed we both messed around with the same chic


i am too scared to talk more about it too him
 
Dam that's like Trillions of sperm that have been in her pussy and they were all sloppy seconds except for one time. That's nasty, but I would still bang her.
 
POST THE PIC - or at least give us a name....
 
tiger88 said:



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wouldnt it look like it got hit with a baseball bat? not all cut up?
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I for one shave my penis hairs and I assume most dudes do to, so that's a lot of stuble scraping her vaginal walls.

But you know at least one guy went down on her and found pieces of carrot, tomato and mushroom, I said "Should these be here?" She said, "Yeah, the last guy threw up."

I mean with 125 guys the odds are overwhelming.
 
who be jenna
 
On average she takes on a new guy less than once a month (assuming she lost her virginity at around 18). Are you sure you don't want to this month's flavor?
 
whew!... I was just about to click but your warning saved me (I automatically click on every link I see)... I wil click on in later....

I thought it was someone from the board...
 
Not Jenna, she sounds like one of Buttman's Big Butt Backdoor Babes.

Her ass is so loose, I have to fasten a plank to my butt in case I fell in, if I banged her backdoor.
 
If a chick is nearly 30, and not married, or seriously involved, there is something very wrong with her.

Is there such thing as divorce?
 
You know the old line...

When you sleep with someone you are sleeping with everyone they've slept with. Bullit I don't care what you think, 125 dudes makes you gay.
 
So if a guy is in his early 30's and single is he someone with serious issues? Why can't a woman be single? What if her life is filled with a career or school and she doesn't really want a relationship?

As for sleeping with 125 guys. Not much to say about that. I'm all for partners being honest with one another when it comes to their sexual pasts but damn, 125 people? That's a lot.
 
WODIN said:
You know the old line...

When you sleep with someone you are sleeping with everyone they've slept with. Bullit I don't care what you think, 125 dudes makes you gay.
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That's why i only go the ass........not many guys go there.
 
Raina said:
So if a guy is in his early 30's and single is he someone with serious issues? Why can't a woman be single? What if her life is filled with a career or school and she doesn't really want a relationship?
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that's the exception not the rule.

Most women aren't into their career at that point in their life. There aren't as many independent women out there as you think. It applies to the other 85% of the population that just want to settle down and have kids.
 
WODIN said:
You know the old line...

When you sleep with someone you are sleeping with everyone they've slept with. Bullit I don't care what you think, 125 dudes makes you gay.
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OMG that means I slept with 2thick and maybe even you WODIN. :worried:

I love you guys but I never thought it would be in that way. Thanks for telling me about the whatever degrees removed from sex thing. Kevin Bacon aint got nothing on me.

te he jamon
 
Well I want to settle down and have kids too but I'll be well into my career by the time I'm 30 and I'll have the luxery of being able to work weird hours so I can be home with my spawn during the day.

I just don't think all women in their 30's who are single have something wrong with them. In fact I know some wonderful ones who enjoy the freedom of not being tied down.
 
Raina said:
I just don't think all women in their 30's who are single have something wrong with them. In fact I know some wonderful ones who enjoy the freedom of not being tied down.
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Thats not what I said.
Shit happens.. relationships fall apart, divorces, etc.

What I said was ones that have been single most of their lives probably have serious skeletons.

By that age they have probably railed dozens of guys, and/or dumped tons of guys and/or been dumped tons of times... all of which generate skeletons & issues.
 
Well the way I see it is:

125 Dicks
x6" inches average size
===
750" inches of dick

but that is only one pump

average sex session let's say 10 minutes at 30 pumps per minute.
This would then be 300 pumps per session.

ok, now
750 inches
x 300 pumps
=========
225,000 inches of dick she has had.

Now that would be 18,750 feet of dick...
remember that 1 mile=5,280 feet...

We thus conclude that she has had 3.55 miles of dick.

Wow! that is a lot.

Get checked quick.

MM
 
Per Mr. Joker's request (I expect some KARM*)

Assumption 1:
The average volume of ejaculate is 0.11 fluid ounces (based on scientific fact)

125 Dicks
x .11 fluid ounces
===
13.75 fluid ounces

Now it would be foolish to assume she only got one load per boytoy, so let's assume each banged her twice (assume she is a weekend chick).

13.75 fluid ounces
x 2 sessions
===
27.5 ounces

We have to now adjust for those who just can't get off...Hardcore bodybuilders, etc...

lets say 10% of the guys.

27.5 ounces
x .90 (percent complete)
===
24.75 ounces of manshake

or a little over 3-servings of MetRx


Class dismissed,
MM
 
Mighty mouse- I am out for today- hit me with some and I will hit you with some tomorrow morning.... You deserve green for that...
 
Raina said:
So if a guy is in his early 30's and single is he someone with serious issues? Why can't a woman be single? What if her life is filled with a career or school and she doesn't really want a relationship?

As for sleeping with 125 guys. Not much to say about that. I'm all for partners being honest with one another when it comes to their sexual pasts but damn, 125 people? That's a lot.
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I agree with Raina about the being single part.

Just because she's single it doesn't mean she's any more crazy than "normal".

They're all screwed up.
 
MightyMouse69 said:
We have to now adjust for those who just can't get off...Hardcore bodybuilders, etc...

lets say 10% of the guys.
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Yes but some of the guys would've been with her for more than just a 1 or 2 nighter, and thus the cumulative volume should be much higher.
 
I would just like to point out that this thread has by far the most views within the first 40 posts with the exception of the florida sticky.

I'm starting to think you all like to read about the pifalls in my life.

Fucking bastards, every last one of ya.
 
hardrock said:
it must be like fucking a glass of water.
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I have seriously fucked someone like that, although in her case it was kinda natural thing. She wasn't really sleeping around. Anyway, she's lesbian now.
 
Dial_tone said:



I have seriously fucked someone like that, although in her case it was kinda natural thing. She wasn't really sleeping around. Anyway, she's lesbian now.
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I have too, it was like fucking a double car garage.
 
Dial_tone said:



I have seriously fucked someone like that, although in her case it was kinda natural thing. She wasn't really sleeping around. Anyway, she's lesbian now.
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Me too, and I posted about it on here.

She had a kid so I was wondering if thats a factor... then I found out she had a c-section.

That piece was so loose sometimes I didnt know if I was in or not, and I could last forever.... she thought I was super-fucker.
 
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Bullit said:



Me too, and I posted about it on here.

She had a kid so I was wondering if thats a factor... then I found out she had a c-section.

That piece was so loose sometimes I didnt know if I was in or not, and I could last forever.... she thought I was super-fucker.
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Maybe she said "stupid fucker"
 
Bullit said:
So remember my 'awsome chick' thread?

Well get this... I just found out that she has fucked over 125 guys.
What a ho. That is a shitload of dicks.
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lol

spoken like a man with a needle dick
 
reminds me of "clerks".

"you sucked 47(or whatever) dicks"

"try not to suck any dick on your way out to the parking lot"
 
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The Shadow said:



lol

spoken like a man with a needle dick
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No shit! Ants could use bullit's dick as dental floss!
 
I dont think I like the direction this thread is going.
 
I'm suprised no one has brought up the whole double standard debate.

We'll here goes. Why is it acceptable for men to ho around with as many partners as they want but women are sluts if they do it?

Okay back to dick math.
 
Only problem I see is she kept count after 20 or so. wtf? "That guy was 87... 88... 89" lol
 
gonelifting said:
Only problem I see is she kept count after 20 or so. wtf? "That guy was 87... 88... 89" lol
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Lol, what I was thinking too, people do go through wild patches in their lives too, she may not have slept with anyone for the last 5 years.
 
I heard she worked part time AS a Sperm Bank.
 
Now thats some serious roast beef we have here...get checked out to make sure you don't have anything..

betcha this chick can't have any kids. her walls are too messed up for an egg to clinch onto .
 
Damm well that is honest however if you take the American Pie rule and times it by 3 you get the real number 375. :lmao:
J/K
Seriously though... I am of the don't ask don't tell rule. My number is really not high but I find with guys if it is even one sometimes it is too many. I really don't care about the person number more if they have practiced safe sex.
Is this girl not so awsome now just because of her number? Has your whole opnion of her changed based only on her past? Cause what ever she did in the past makes here the person you thought was so awsome in the first place.
As for all the naming calling on this girl if it was a guy would all of you still be calling him a slut or would you be calling him a stud?
 
dayna4u2nv said:
Damm well that is honest however if you take the American Pie rule and times it by 3 you get the real number 375. :lmao:
J/K
Seriously though... I am of the don't ask don't tell rule. My number is really not high but I find with guys if it is even one sometimes it is too many. I really don't care about the person number more if they have practiced safe sex.
Is this girl not so awsome now just because of her number? Has your whole opnion of her changed based only on her past? Cause what ever she did in the past makes here the person you thought was so awsome in the first place.
As for all the naming calling on this girl if it was a guy would all of you still be calling him a slut or would you be calling him a stud?
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To your last question - the answer is yes. If a guy cheated on all his women before u , guess what.... ur prolly not onto a good thing either.
 
It's always in the back of your mind. I want to know the neighborhood, not the addresses.

Back to the pregnancy issue. Does giving birth change the uh.. specs that much?
 
Mandinka2 said:

To your last question - the answer is yes. If a guy cheated on all his women before u , guess what.... ur prolly not onto a good thing either.
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Oh I agree totally about the cheating but from what I know we are not talking about cheating are we... We are talking about a person number of sexual partners and your perception of them based on that.
 
tuc biscuit said:



Lol, what I was thinking too, people do go through wild patches in their lives too, she may not have slept with anyone for the last 5 years.
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Nope.
At least a dozen guys last year.
 
dayna4u2nv said:


Oh I agree totally about the cheating but from what I know we are not talking about cheating are we... We are talking about a person number of sexual partners and your perception of them based on that.
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Yeh... well to me at least it's a related field ya know.... if a person (male or female) has been with a shit load of people then they're standards aren't exactly high. Platinum is precious because it's rare..... something along those lines , another way 2 look at it is (and I truly believe this) that everyman makes his home between the legs of the woman he loves - hotels are ok now and again , but there's no place like your own house. It's ok that you might not be the first or the second there , just so long as it wasn't a damn hostel...
 
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Mandinka2 said:

that everyman makes his home between the woman he loves - hotels are ok now and again , but there's no place like your own house. It's ok that you might not be the first or the second there , just so long as it wasn't a damn hostel...
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Well put;)
 
dayna4u2nv said:
[BIs this girl not so awsome now just because of her number? Has your whole opnion of her changed based only on her past? [/B]
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Yes.
Yes.

I know consider her a ho.
A ho thats fun to hang out with... but a ho nonetheless.
 
dayna4u2nv said:


Well put;)
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Wow ,I'm impressed that you see that.... I remember when I first thought of that I was so deeply in love with a chic who had a dark (ish) past..... sadly it came back as well.
 
Does she spit or swallow? What do you guys think?

I say swallow.

MM

Thanks to my bros for the past karma
 
MightyMouse69 said:
Well the way I see it is:

125 Dicks
x6" inches average size
===
750" inches of dick

but that is only one pump

average sex session let's say 10 minutes at 30 pumps per minute.
This would then be 300 pumps per session.

ok, now
750 inches
x 300 pumps
=========
225,000 inches of dick she has had.

Now that would be 18,750 feet of dick...
remember that 1 mile=5,280 feet...

We thus conclude that she has had 3.55 miles of dick.

Wow! that is a lot.

Get checked quick.

MM
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THE BEST OF 2004


""""""?""""""""

YES IT IS



FUUUUUCK FuNNY


giggle lol
 
:nopity:
 
yeah bro - that was one of the best of all time....
 
How old is she? There had to be gangbangs involved somewhere along the line. I lose all respect for a girl that fucks any random guys, at the same time nonetheless.
It would suck to get rejected by this girl. :rolleyes:
 
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