Awesome business idea...

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Posts by Lestat and KillahBee gave me a killer idea....

a gym that specializes in getting dumped chicks or othewise chicks on the prowl (divorcees, etc) in the shape of their lives... not only will they pay a lot for this service to see their ex suffer from seeing them getting all hot, but they will be emotionally weary and easy pickings for the training staff....

now all I need is some trainers and someone to back this business $-wise....

 

[jerkbox]

easy pickens....lol

i love the hot divorced cougars

 

[Razorguns]

"Back in the Game" Personal Trainers.

I don't think a "gym" per se would fly.

 

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"Back in the Game" Personal Trainers.

I don't think a "gym" per se would fly.

you could make it like a fitness retreat... almost a club med of gettin your fat ass in shape... trainers would have to be tough on em too... no excuses for those fat piggies...

Jerkbox- you would be perfect - I would make you one of the senior trainers...

 

[jerkbox]

can i work with no shirt?

 

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can i work with no shirt?

I don't give a shit what you wear... as long as it makes those horny broads happy, and you are running enough test to satisfy them all later that night....

seriously tho bro - I think this idea is worth at LEAST 500,000

 

[Razorguns]

ideas are always great.

selling the idea and getting customers is the hardest part of *any* business idea. the actual "getting" of money.

 

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ideas are always great.

selling the idea and getting customers is the hardest part of *any* business idea. the actual "getting" of money.

I don't think there is a shortage of chicks... hell I bet you could get oprah to back it - which would guarntee revenue "a place whre they can get a real "hardcore" life asserting experience" or some crap like that...

problem is getting the initial $$....

hell I might just have to email oprah, even tho I hate that fat skank... it is worth a shot...

 

[Razorguns]

No i meant *getting* access to the customers.

Cold-calling? Ads in magazines? Radio spots? Web site? Local flyers? Logos? Pamplhets? Phone/Fax equipment? Pay by check or credit card? etc.

too many people get the product, then have no idea how to reach people. Then they'll pay $500 for some newspaper ad, then get pissed cuz they got 1 phone call in 2 days. Then *reality* sinks in.

Just saying gotta do all your homework and plan out *EVERYTHING* when it comes to business. It ain't easy.

 

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No i meant *getting* access to the customers.

Cold-calling? Ads in magazines? Radio spots? Web site? Local flyers? Logos? Pamplhets? Phone/Fax equipment? Pay by check or credit card? etc.

too many people get the product, then have no idea how to reach people. Then they'll pay $500 for some newspaper ad, then get pissed cuz they got 1 phone call in 2 days. Then *reality* sinks in.

Just saying gotta do all your homework and plan out *EVERYTHING* when it comes to business. It ain't easy.

magazine ads.... web site... make it like a retreat so you get customers nation wide... put the right spin on it and you know oprah would praise that shit to the high heavens...

I hear what you are saying tho... a lot harder to get known than it looks...

 

[Buddy_Christ]

advertise right here on EF.

 

[HumorMe]

 

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advertise right here on EF.

I need cash not dumped chicks...