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Please tell me your not an alter, because I just had a dream that we had sex.
Avidinternet
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Sorry bro, how was I?
PuddleMonkey said:
I liked the strip tease. The see thru thong was very nice.
Well, whoever it is, her/him/it/Tuc was dancing over me in a see thru white thong a little while ago.
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heatherrae
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yeah, well. I hope she cooks you a good dinner tonight in your dreams, too. Cause you are going hungry here, buddy.jack_schitt said:
heatherrae said:
It was just a dream honey, probably due to a past trauma of some sort. It could have been from when I fell of the ladder last year and knocked myself out.
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heatherrae
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yeah, speaking of getting knocked the hell out...jack_schitt said:
you little shithead. I oughta murderlate you.
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the_clockwork
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I'm gay man, I don't know what it's like to enjoy girls
heatherrae said:yeah, speaking of getting knocked the hell out...
you little shithead. I oughta murderlate you.
I won't start dumb threads like this anymore. I'm sorry
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the_clockwork
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If you wake up every morning and write your dreams down the best you can remember and then read about them before you go to sleep you will gain the ability to control your dreams.. True story
the_clockwork said:
I read about lucid dreaming once. It's pretty interesting.
heatherrae said:
I can't cook jack, you'd better straighten up!
PuddleMonkey said:
I was sleepwalking man...I don't even remember starting this thread.
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the_clockwork
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jack_schitt said:
ya it's funny how it's real time in a lucid dream yet other dreams only last 30 minutes
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heatherrae
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I used to be able to control the outcome of my dreams when I was little. i would realize that I was dreaming and change a nightmare into a comedy, etc.the_clockwork said:
heatherrae said:
I was only able to do it one time, and only for a few seconds. I imagined I was Eddie Van Halen jamming on stage. It was cool.
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heatherrae
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I once was having a nightmare that King Kong was stomping down houses and I could see him on the way to mine. I realized that couldn't happen in reality, so I changed the dream. By the time he got to my house, he was in a Santa suit and had a bunch of toys for me...lol. I guess I was about 8 years old or so.jack_schitt said:
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the_clockwork
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holy crap so gymgurl = tuc? i hate tuc
What's going on? 
avidinternet
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jack_schitt said:
Not an alter...Btw, I felt nothing so what does that say???
That's not a good sign.
avidinternet said:
She says that she would like me to slap the shit out of her if she ever starts to act like you.
Sorry, I'm half asleep. That made no fucking sense.
I love the bug
PuddleMonkey said:
Me too. I think it's about to multiply...
lol, aap is going to be pissed we're all stealing his bug.
avidinternet
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jack_schitt said:
That's what I was thinking glad you said it first.
The bugs have got to go...I'll be dreaming about those tonight.
jack_schitt said:
I'm getting there fast, ambien to the rescue!
PuddleMonkey said:
Hence forth, it shall be known as "aap's bug".
and ambein winsx agiasn
I gotta try that stuff one of these days. Maybe I'll stop having nightmares that spawn dumb threads like this.
avidinternet
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I just took Pick3's favorite so lights out for me soon...
don't try any more funny stuff with my g string tonight either while I'm passed out...
don't try any more funny stuff with my g string tonight either while I'm passed out...
avidinternet said:
Ok
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