Attn: Cindy

[miplank]

I'm thirsty, bring me an iced coffee or something.

 

[cindylou]

hahahah!

lol okay but you're gonna have to wait a bit is that okay

 

[miplank]

Yeah that's fine!


Everyone left me I'm the only one here...bullshit.

 

[cindylou]

you want company

will you wash my car?

 

[miplank]

yeah shore!

 

[cindylou]

lol

 

[WoodyO]

Can I get a vanilla chai latte?

 

[cindylou]

shore!

 

[miplank]

and yes, i want company.

 

[Strongbow]

Can I get something? Anything will work.

 

[PICK3]

Actually the caffeine and sugar in teh iced coffee will dehydrate you and make you thirstier



just sayin'

 

[miplank]

I don't give a fuck I want one.

 

[WoodyO]

I just took 3 scoops of C4 and I'm jittery as fuck.

 

[PICK3]

I don't give a fuck I want one.

My grandmother wants to get catapulted off of a Nimitz class aircraft carrier

 

[miplank]

well maybe cindy can make that happen for your grandma too

 

[miplank]

but not before I get my drink!

 

[PICK3]

well maybe cindy can make that happen for your grandma too

and maybe my grandmother will never realize her dreams and you ain't getting dick to drink

 

[WoodyO]

I ain't gots no grandmas. Fuck everyone.

 

[Bubbly]

My grandmother wants to get catapulted off of a Nimitz class aircraft carrier

They're gonna need a bigger catapult

 

[PICK3]

They're gonna need a bigger catapult

your grandmother is so big she went to the mall and stood on the scale and a little card came out of the side saying "One at a time, please!"

 

[bigbassturd]

your grandmother is so big she went to the mall and stood on the scale and a little card came out of the side saying "One at a time, please!"

your grandmother is so big she stood on the same scale and it started playing the theme from 90210

 

[PICK3]

your grandmother is so big she stood on the same scale and it started playing the theme from 90210

your grandmother soaks her feet in oatmeal




then she eats it

 

[Bubbly]

your grandmother is so big she stood on the same scale and it started playing the theme from 90210

Lmao

 

[miplank]

and maybe my grandmother will never realize her dreams and you ain't getting dick to drink

well I got my drink...too bad about your grandma and her dreams tho

 

[miplank]

I also put work in on Cindy's car and it looks good as fuck right now.

 

[cindylou]

it does <3

 

[miplank]

who's the best detailer ever?

 

[cindylou]

you are!

 

[miplank]

 

[nangiggles]

Ima have to take my car to plank, need my damn seats cleaned

 

[bigbassturd]

your grandmother soaks her feet in oatmeal




then she eats it

your grandmother has nice feet too

But she's so fat she's gonna have to take our word for it

 

[Bubbly]

Ima have to take my car to plank, need my damn seats cleaned

Squirrel blood?

 

[nangiggles]

Squirrel blood?

my car has leather seats but they have like these tiny holes that get filled with who knows what, short of cleaning them with a tiny needle im at a loss

 

[miplank]

A.) that's called perforated leather
2.) stop stuffing your face while driving and spilling shit everywhere you filthy slob.

 

[Bubbly]

A.) that's called perforated pleather
2.) stop stuffing your face while driving and spilling shit everywhere you filthy slob.

Fyp

 

[miplank]

Thanks bro

 

[nangiggles]

A.) that's called perforated leather
2.) stop stuffing your face while driving and spilling shit everywhere you filthy slob.

1. It's actually in the backs and not so much bottoms
VI. I transport kids, kids are messy
B.2c) I spend most of my day on the road, I don't have time to stop and eat
9. fuck you

 

[miplank]

Well try getting it in your mouth. Excuse me jeeeeeez.

 

[nangiggles]

Oh I get it in the mouth wait what?

 

[miplank]

Also, turn the a/c on in your car so your sweaty ass back doesn't clog the seat pores you nasty bish.

I've never been this mad