Attention Goldendelicious...Few Questions

[Dunk]

Do you have an australian accent?

Is it gay one of those gay ones? Like do you say Good day as "Guh~die"

Am i stereotyping when if i ask if you ever had a shrimp on the barbie?

You hunt kangaroo?

Is crocodile dundee like the shit down there. For Halloween ever go as Paul Hogan? ahhh man I would totally. And i would wear a fake knife and when someone asked if that was a knife i would be like "thats not a knife"...*whip out a huge blade*thaaaats uh knife"

Bring a friend. Dress him up in a red suit and he can go as Rico. Genius i tell ya!

Kangaroos? wait already mentioned that...

Bats. Can you speak to Bats? Know any spells with the italian horns?

oh Fosters...Is that like your bud light? I hate the stuff.

Have you ever met Elite Fry? That would suck.

Are you sick of the song "Land Down Under?"

Alot of bugs and crocodiles where you live?

Ever wrestle a croc?

Do you seriously live in Australia or are you fucking with us all?

Be honest.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

oooooooo this is like speed dating! except...youre a man how bloody :sawastea:

Do you have an australian accent?

no. no one in australia has an australian accent except steve erwin, and he fakes it. the rest of the world, on the other hand, has an accent, and you all sound like you just took the ball-gag out of your mouths. which is probably true

Is it gay one of those gay ones? Like do you say Good day as "Guh~die"

no, thats the fake steve erwin one i was talking about. i say gday. anyway we all know that you watch Nieghbours, as if you dont know what i sound like

Am i stereotyping when if i ask if you ever had a shrimp on the barbie?

sort of. first, there arent any shrimp in australia, unless of course, you or your cousins came for a visit. then there would be plenty of shrimp in boxer shorts all over the place i have been known to throw lots of prawns on the barbie though

You hunt kangaroo?

no, but i wont swerve either, unless im in a car that doesnt have a bullbar. i was borderline about to shoot a wallaby the otehr day when i was out hunting, but i wasnt sure it would die quickly, so i let it hop away

Is crocodile dundee like the shit down there. For Halloween ever go as Paul Hogan? ahhh man I would totally. And i would wear a fake knife and when someone asked if that was a knife i would be like "thats not a knife"...*whip out a huge blade*thaaaats uh knife"

yeah that would have been cool for a whole week after the movie came out. now its gayer than mardi gras. paul hogan isnt the shit at all - he's just another actor, and aussies dont really give a toss about famous people as much as you yanks seem to. its kind of like your actors going to japan, where they get covered in piles of gooey panties...except in reverse

Bring a friend. Dress him up in a red suit and he can go as Rico. Genius i tell ya!

becasue im polite, ill smile as if i have teh faintest clue what youre talking about

Kangaroos? wait already mentioned that...

*insert 2nd fake smile of the afternoon*

Bats. Can you speak to Bats? Know any spells with the italian horns?

bats? ooooooooooooooh. that movie again no, i dont speak to bats, except when im cursing them for shitting on my car, where their green crap dries harder than double baked enamel. fuckers

oh Fosters...Is that like your bud light? I hate the stuff.

fosters is an aussie practical joke on the rest of the world, to punish you for thinking that steve erwin is cool, and trying to imitate him by drinking that piss. everytime i see soe yuppie in britain or america posing with their fosters bottle, i throw my head back and laugh harder than DJ_UFOs girl the first time she saw his penis. then when they resuscitate me from my faint after laughing too hard and depleting my brain of oxygen, i laugh some more

Have you ever met Elite Fry? That would suck.

no, but i plan to go where he lives soon, and see if he really wears those jeans

Are you sick of the song "Land Down Under?"

no, its one of my favorite songs. i think we should use it as the national anthem, since our anthem, well...sucks hard

Alot of bugs and crocodiles where you live?

yes. its THE place for crocs and bugs. and since they made it illegal to kill crocodiles (illegal to kill them and tell anyone, anyway ) the crocs are getting really big. i wont hunt in a few places anymore. quite a few people have been taken by crocs lately, and i havnt pissed enough people off yet...so i have to live

Ever wrestle a croc?

not yet, fortunately ive been ready to a few times, when i thought we were in trouble...but yeesh a knife seems pissy against those things

Do you seriously live in Australia or are you fucking with us all?

yep. ill even show you a photo of a woman weighing less than 200lbs to prove it

Be honest.

lol would i lie?

 

[Spanky11]

lol good stuff....

I was in a really small Us town called Middlebury, Indiana a few weeks back and I told a table full of people that we occassionally rode kangaroos to school when we were younger.

the freaks actually believed me..

I still laugh when I think of that.

freaks

 

[BrothaBill]

Do you have an australian accent?

Is it gay one of those gay ones? Like do you say Good day as "Guh~die"

Am i stereotyping when if i ask if you ever had a shrimp on the barbie?

You hunt kangaroo?

Is crocodile dundee like the shit down there. For Halloween ever go as Paul Hogan? ahhh man I would totally. And i would wear a fake knife and when someone asked if that was a knife i would be like "thats not a knife"...*whip out a huge blade*thaaaats uh knife"

Bring a friend. Dress him up in a red suit and he can go as Rico. Genius i tell ya!

Kangaroos? wait already mentioned that...

Bats. Can you speak to Bats? Know any spells with the italian horns?

oh Fosters...Is that like your bud light? I hate the stuff.

Have you ever met Elite Fry? That would suck.

Are you sick of the song "Land Down Under?"

Alot of bugs and crocodiles where you live?

Ever wrestle a croc?

Do you seriously live in Australia or are you fucking with us all?

Be honest.

Illhityoubladdywankerdunk

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol good stuff....

I was in a really small Us town called Middlebury, Indiana a few weeks back and I told a table full of people that we occassionally rode kangaroos to school when we were younger.

the freaks actually believed me..

I still laugh when I think of that.

freaks

why did they laugh? i had a thoroghbred racing kangaroo once. he went mad, so i, uh...shot him

 

[BUBBLES]

Very important if you wanna be an Aussie dont call a prawn a shrimp.

 

[BrothaBill]

Very important if you wanna be an Aussie dont call a prawn a shrimp.

Who wants to be an Aussie, why not just use your own language and how you refer to things, thats part of being different.

 

[BUBBLES]

Yasmina'sbitching

I might be a bitch but not all Australian girls are bitches or ugly and we don't look like dirty little pigs in the fields....

 

[BUBBLES]

Who wants to be an Aussie, why not just use your own language and how you refer to things, thats part of being different.

Us Aussies have it good in the land of crocs, kangaroos, koalas and snakes and we do use our own language. Its called Aussssstrailiannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[GoldenDelicious]

jazza, a bit more pressure with your thumb, please. that mofo is getting a bit mouthy

 

[BUBBLES]

jazza, a bit more pressure with your thumb, please. that mofo is getting a bit mouthy

lol, not yet until we are married

 

[BrothaBill]

Us Aussies have it good in the land of crocs, kangaroos, koalas and snakes and we do use our own language. Its called Aussssstrailiannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

If some knucklehead says "Hey myit, its prawn not shrimp", Im going to smackem, Ill call it whatever I want, Im a foreigner there, Im expected to say things differently, makes me interestign

 

[BUBBLES]

If some knucklehead says "Hey myit, its prawn not shrimp", Im going to smackem, Ill call it whatever I want, Im a foreigner there, Im expected to say things differently, makes me interestign

You are allowed because you are special and you are with special me!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

everyone who just got an attack of the vomits because of how mushy the thread went, please raise your hand

 

[Dunk]

What Australian doesnt know that Rico was the dude that Crocodile Dundee was chasing down all the back to the Northern Territory. He was the drug lord.

 

[Mr. dB]

GD is already NT. And he's a wog.

 

[pdaddy]

Still waiting on that pic....

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Still waiting on that pic....

I have a pic of him twirling his nipples.. hes wearing some pink (strawberry) thongs, stilletos, and hoop earrings.

he has nice nipples

 

[SoKlueles]

aussie accents are sexy
especially if they look like mel gibson

 

[Evil_Frisky]

aussie accents are sexy
especially if they look like mel gibson

been trying to get that Cheeky bastard to call me, but he's bloody afraid.

 

[SoKlueles]

been trying to get that Cheeky bastard to call me, but he's bloody afraid.

wow
record it, i wanna listen hehe

 

[Quadsweeps Sister]

everyone who just got an attack of the vomits because of how mushy the thread went, please raise your hand

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Mythicwrld

"We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more."

 

[Mr. dB]

aussie accents are sexy
especially if they look like mel gibson

Mel Gibson's really an American.

 

[seizer]

Mel Gibson's really an American.

who's actually broom dressed up as a horse from outterspace.

 

[Lestat]

great thread, thanks for playing along with him goldendelicious, your answers were much more entertaining then the original questions.