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habitualhealth

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Time for some clarification peeps....

aap, nor anyone else will be doing any of the following with me at the EF meetup:

A. tappin' dat ass
B. hittin' it
C. gettin' laid
D. bending anything over in corners (for you, oh tactful DIV)
E. donating their children
F. going balls deep
G. gettin' it on
H. doin' it
I. sticking anything in any orifices (sp chk?)
J. (insert any other clever comment i've overlooked)

Save your karm and your $2.69. ;)


We alllllll know by now that I have a bold, strong, quick witted personality (yeah i'm funny dammit) as does aap.....let's chalk it up as that.


......all this attention/focus...must be cuz were both so darn likeable or something. :qt:


aap-you do rock tho. :rose:
 
Looks like I'm not the only one celebrating International Opposite Day today....
 
Whew, poolside masturbation wasn't in that list.

Thank goodness.
 
the "what will happen at the meetup thread" have reached a whole new level of geigh.

Given some of the members involved, this is a powerful statement. But it's true.
 
You may say that, but all that means is that you will make him promise not to mention any of it on EF after the fact.

My money is on going balls deep, a whole 3 inches.
 
Yeah, good point. Why AM I going?

All I have to look forward to now is Frisky beating my ass while Shadow watches and laughs. :(
 
alien amp pharm said:
Yeah, good point. Why AM I going?

All I have to look forward to now is Frisky beating my ass while Shadow watches and laughs. :(
dude I have a feeling you will still get some poon tang
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
the "what will happen at the meetup thread" have reached a whole new level of geigh.

Given some of the members involved, this is a powerful statement. But it's true.




lol, yes, the faux fight talk is yet to get old..........oh shit it did a while ago......I forgot
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
the "what will happen at the meetup thread" have reached a whole new level of geigh.

Given some of the members involved, this is a powerful statement. But it's true.
yeah... don't talk about it, be about it
 
CanadianCutie said:
lol, yes, the faux fight talk is yet to get old..........oh shit it did a while ago......I forgot

:rolleyes:
 
alien amp pharm said:
Yeah, good point. Why AM I going?

All I have to look forward to now is Frisky beating my ass while Shadow watches and laughs. :(

:qt:

You know you're gonna enjoy every minute of it!
 
habitualhealth said:
Time for some clarification peeps....

aap, nor anyone else will be doing any of the following with me at the EF meetup:

A. tappin' dat ass
B. hittin' it
C. gettin' laid
D. bending anything over in corners (for you, oh tactful DIV)
E. donating their children
F. going balls deep
G. gettin' it on
H. doin' it
I. sticking anything in any orifices (sp chk?)
J. (insert any other clever comment i've overlooked)

Save your karm and your $2.69. ;)


We alllllll know by now that I have a bold, strong, quick witted personality (yeah i'm funny dammit) as does aap.....let's chalk it up as that.


......all this attention/focus...must be cuz were both so darn likeable or something. :qt:


aap-you do rock tho. :rose:


Since I won't be there this is a good thing....means I still have a shot. LOL
 
alien amp pharm said:
Yeah, good point. Why AM I going?

All I have to look forward to now is Frisky beating my ass while Shadow watches and laughs. :(
and dammit, someone WILL take pics of this for soklu :evil:
 
artrius said:
be sure to get some good ownage, I want to see him getting some serious swirlies or something :qt:

Now that it looks like we are not going to a strip club, we may be able to post more pics.
 
nycgirl said:
Now that it looks like we are not going to a strip club, we may be able to post more pics.

Also, now that the sky is blue and chicken wings may or may not be on the menu, there will be fewer pics.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
Also, now that the sky is blue and chicken wings may or may not be on the menu, there will be fewer pics.

I doubt you want us to post a pic of you eating a chicken wing. Don't you want to maintain your elitist reputation?
 
Smurfy said:
lol @ the visual of matthew gnawing on a greazy chicken wing
LOL
now that would be worth alot of ching if everyone on ef were paparazzi lol
oh heck
that would be priceless :evil:
 
nycgirl said:
I doubt you want us to post a pic of you eating a chicken wing. Don't you want to maintain your elitist reputation?

I will eat wings all day, and all night. Smurfy, you don't even know. :rose:
 
Wow, this sounds like the most boring event I've ever heard of. "1. No sex 2. No sex 3. No sex 4. No sex...etc." I'd have more sex sitting at home jerking off if that's the case.
 
nycgirl said:
Take him to the ghetto Chinese take-out place. Take some pics.

Anytime. Elitism in ideas, not in food. I am an equal opportunity food destroyer. :rose:
 
Smurfy said:
as long as I dont take him to Olive Garden ,its all good. Right, Matthew?

Yes, Lara. That would be disastrous. I cannot eat that garbage.
The last time I went, I was with a large group. I had to go, it would have been lousy form to not go just because they are Neanderthals.

So I went, and I tried, I mean really tried, to eat that shit.

I failed. I ate the bread only, which....sucked.

Then I snuck out later from the bar we all went to and had some edible food.

If you take me to the OG you run the risk of broken bones. :heks:

OK I have some food elitism too. :rose:
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
Yes, Lara. That would be disastrous. I cannot eat that garbage.
The last time I went, I was with a large group. I had to go, it would have been lousy form to not go just because they are Neanderthals.

So I went, and I tried, I mean really tried, to eat that shit.

I failed. I ate the bread only, which....sucked.

Then I snuck out later from the bar we all went to and had some edible food.

If you take me to the OG you run the risk of broken bones. :heks:

OK I have some food elitism too. :rose:
thats kinda cute. you didnt even like the breadsticks?> BTW i havent been there in ages.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
Yes, Lara. That would be disastrous. I cannot eat that garbage.
The last time I went, I was with a large group. I had to go, it would have been lousy form to not go just because they are Neanderthals.

So I went, and I tried, I mean really tried, to eat that shit.

I failed. I ate the bread only, which....sucked.

Then I snuck out later from the bar we all went to and had some edible food.

If you take me to the OG you run the risk of broken bones. :heks:

OK I have some food elitism too. :rose:

You will eat at a ghetto chinese takeout (make sure you get fries with those wings!!!). Yet, you won't eat at Olive Garden.
 
habitualhealth said:
Time for some clarification peeps....

aap, nor anyone else will be doing any of the following with me at the EF meetup:

A. tappin' dat ass
B. hittin' it
C. gettin' laid
D. bending anything over in corners (for you, oh tactful DIV)
E. donating their children
F. going balls deep
G. gettin' it on
H. doin' it
I. sticking anything in any orifices (sp chk?)
J. (insert any other clever comment i've overlooked)

Save your karm and your $2.69. ;)


We alllllll know by now that I have a bold, strong, quick witted personality (yeah i'm funny dammit) as does aap.....let's chalk it up as that.


......all this attention/focus...must be cuz were both so darn likeable or something. :qt:


aap-you do rock tho. :rose:


you havent been here long enough to say what is what.

if aap wants that ass. aap wacks dat ass.

and if you dont know...now ya know.
 
You whore stop making threads about yourself to compensate for the lack of attention you recieve from men in real life because you're nothing more than an above-mediocre looking skank.

Thanks
 
CrazyRussian said:
You whore stop making threads about yourself to compensate for the lack of attention you recieve from men in real life because you're nothing more than an above-mediocre looking skank.

Thanks

:wodin:

IN for :drama:
 
tuc biscuit said:
I have a feeling crazyrussian has a below average penis.

Good one..but no. While I'm not Rasputin by any means, I have a pretty above-average sized dick. Thanks for asking.

Anyways, maybe you should get back to your boring life posting pictures of naked sluts on an internet weightlifting board all day...the horny 19 year olds are waiting.
 
CrazyRussian said:
Good one..but no. While I'm not Rasputin by any means, I have a pretty above-average sized dick. Thanks for asking.

Anyways, maybe you should get back to your boring life posting pictures of naked sluts on an internet weightlifting board all day...the horny 19 year olds are waiting.




lol, typical attitude of a micro-penis sufferer
 
nycgirl said:
I doubt you want us to post a pic of you eating a chicken wing. Don't you want to maintain your elitist reputation?

LOL

Ive had dinner with Matt before......hes more down to earh than you think
 
habitualhealth said:
Time for some clarification peeps....

aap, nor anyone else will be doing any of the following with me at the EF meetup:

A. tappin' dat ass
B. hittin' it
C. gettin' laid
D. bending anything over in corners (for you, oh tactful DIV)
E. donating their children
F. going balls deep
G. gettin' it on
H. doin' it
I. sticking anything in any orifices (sp chk?)
J. (insert any other clever comment i've overlooked)

Save your karm and your $2.69. ;)


We alllllll know by now that I have a bold, strong, quick witted personality (yeah i'm funny dammit) as does aap.....let's chalk it up as that.


......all this attention/focus...must be cuz were both so darn likeable or something. :qt:


aap-you do rock tho. :rose:

usually when a female gives a list of all the things she wont do and then ends with "you rock" means youll most likely get to do all those thing she said she wont do plus a few others..

seems to me like AAP will be tapping every orifice twice
just my .02 :)
 
nycgirl said:
Now that it looks like we are not going to a strip club, we may be able to post more pics.

After mulling over the sitt-ee-ashun...... I've decided as the eldest chaperone on this lil adventure that maybe we should go to a strip club.

In the interest of science for lil aap.....It will educational for him. He might learn something.

"Look aap, that is a pookie. Now give the nice lady $20."

aap: *drool*
 
jenscats5 said:
After mulling over the sitt-ee-ashun...... I've decided as the eldest chaperone on this lil adventure that maybe we should go to a strip club.

In the interest of science for lil aap.....It will educational for him. He might learn something.

"Look aap, that is a pookie. Now give the nice lady $20."

aap: *drool*

Certain clubs wont go full naked though
 
wnt2bBeast said:
usually when a female gives a list of all the things she wont do and then ends with "you rock" means youll most likely get to do all those thing she said she wont do plus a few others..

seems to me like AAP will be tapping every orifice twice
just my .02 :)

hummm........ well I'm sure if it happens aap won't keep his mouth shut for long :rolleyes:
 
CrazyRussian said:
You whore stop making threads about yourself to compensate for the lack of attention you recieve from men in real life because you're nothing more than an above-mediocre looking skank.

Thanks
Hey, closet HH fan :rolleyes: ...you gonna give me red karm again for this thread that you so kindly graced with your presence??


Nice choice of adjectives btw...i'll give green K for that. :rolleyes:



....oh, and please, next time...don't hold back. Tell me how you really feel. :rose:
 
habitualhealth said:
Hey, closet HH fan :rolleyes: ...you gonna give me red karm again for this thread that you so kindly graced with your presence??


Nice choice of adjectives btw...i'll give green K for that. :rolleyes:



....oh, and please, next time...don't hold back. Tell me how you really feel. :rose:

Yeah, WTF was up with that?? Do I hear the call??
 
habitualhealth said:
LOL @ my sister's room.....that's a lesi bar :rainbow: hah

He surely wont get any play there. Lose lose situation.

Were those women in that "band"? OMG, I thought they were dudes. I'm losing my touch (there was time I would be able to tell the difference within a minute; I miss hanging out in the village).
 
habitualhealth said:
Time for some clarification peeps....

aap, nor anyone else will be doing any of the following with me at the EF meetup:

A. tappin' dat ass
B. hittin' it
C. gettin' laid
D. bending anything over in corners (for you, oh tactful DIV)
E. donating their children
F. going balls deep
G. gettin' it on
H. doin' it
I. sticking anything in any orifices (sp chk?)
J. (insert any other clever comment i've overlooked)

Save your karm and your $2.69. ;)


We alllllll know by now that I have a bold, strong, quick witted personality (yeah i'm funny dammit) as does aap.....let's chalk it up as that.


......all this attention/focus...must be cuz were both so darn likeable or something. :qt:


aap-you do rock tho. :rose:
I think the lady doth protest too much ;)




aap now is your chance :qt:









J/K ;)
 
habitualhealth said:
Hey, closet HH fan :rolleyes: ...you gonna give me red karm again for this thread that you so kindly graced with your presence??


Nice choice of adjectives btw...i'll give green K for that. :rolleyes:



....oh, and please, next time...don't hold back. Tell me how you really feel. :rose:

aw...admin edited my post. sad day..it was actually a good one
 
CrazyRussian said:

ok I'm not trying to do flirt here... but I gotta stick up for this girl... first of all, she doesn't go around flaming people like that. second, she's actually pretty funny; she has wit and class. third, she has brought a lot of smiles to this board, even if many of them are from drooling e-flirters. She's here to enjoy herself, not solely to boost her self esteem.

you are so unbelievably far from the truth, its pathetic. weak minded? bitch?? I can assure you, she is none of that. Whatever you're sore about, you need to go lay your problems on someone else.
 
CrazyRussian said:
aw...admin edited my post. sad day..it was actually a good one
Yeah it was brilliant, so much so, my junior level college education skanky self didn't quite get it. :rolleyes: (probably too many big words for me to process at one time)

Thanks for your objective observation....do us both a few favors:

A. stop clicking on the threads i create (i know it's tough, but give it a shot)
B. put me on ur ignore list
C. please remove the cob from your :mommakin:


(thanks mod for recycling the trash) ;)
 
habitualhealth said:
Yeah it was brilliant, so much so, my junior level college education skanky self didn't quite get it. :rolleyes: (probably too many big words for me to process at one time)

Thanks for your objective observation....do us both a few favors:

A. stop clicking on the threads i create (i know it's tough, but give it a shot)
B. put me on ur ignore list
C. please remove the cob from your :mommakin:


(thanks mod for recycling the trash) ;)

at least you're taking it well ;)
 
artrius said:
ok I'm not trying to do flirt here... but I gotta stick up for this girl... first of all, she doesn't go around flaming people like that. second, she's actually pretty funny; she has wit and class. third, she has brought a lot of smiles to this board, even if many of them are from drooling e-flirters. She's here to enjoy herself, not solely to boost her self esteem.

you are so unbelievably far from the truth, its pathetic. weak minded? bitch?? I can assure you, she is none of that. Whatever you're sore about, you need to go lay your problems on someone else.

Wit and class? Look up the bitches last 500 posts and show me one that contains wit or class. Nay, show me one that contains SOMETHING other than a smiley and a mindless message.

Whatever...keep running this forum into the dumps. I've barely seen any, if any, new members posting regularly in CC for the past few weeks. Most of my favorite posters are either gone from this website or don't post in CC anymore. Why? Becuase you shit all over it.

But whatever, this marks my last post on thess forum. I think I'll go find one that actually has something...I dunno, thought provoking or interesting to talk about?

Cya later whore(s), have fun posting yur average-looking asses on the internet, and I hope you get a twinkle in your eye when these middle aged retarded guys type how hot you are.
 
Woman joins EF.

Men get boners.

Men show that they have boners in posts.

Some men lash out at the presence of so many boners in threads.

E-boner killers get shit from other members, whether they deseve it or not.

E-boner posters return with pre-cum dripping from their e-cocks.

Now I know why I've stayed out of so many of these threads lately. Only reason I went into this one was because it said ****Attention Everyone!!!**** and I figured I was a part of that group. Next time I'll know better.

:rose:
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Man can destroy a Thanksgiving dinner this I know for sure!

Your cooking is far superior to any restaurant. :rose:
 
CrazyRussian said:
Wit and class? Look up the bitches last 500 posts and show me one that contains wit or class. Nay, show me one that contains SOMETHING other than a smiley and a mindless message.

Whatever...keep running this forum into the dumps. I've barely seen any, if any, new members posting regularly in CC for the past few weeks. Most of my favorite posters are either gone from this website or don't post in CC anymore. Why? Becuase you shit all over it.

But whatever, this marks my last post on thess forum. I think I'll go find one that actually has something...I dunno, thought provoking or interesting to talk about?

Cya later whore(s), have fun posting yur average-looking asses on the internet, and I hope you get a twinkle in your eye when these middle aged retarded guys type how hot you are.

LIES! Like all others, you'll return.

Make a farewell thread so we can be sure of it ;)
 
CrazyRussian said:
Wit and class? Look up the bitches last 500 posts and show me one that contains wit or class. Nay, show me one that contains SOMETHING other than a smiley and a mindless message.

Whatever...keep running this forum into the dumps. I've barely seen any, if any, new members posting regularly in CC for the past few weeks. Most of my favorite posters are either gone from this website or don't post in CC anymore. Why? Becuase you shit all over it.

But whatever, this marks my last post on thess forum. I think I'll go find one that actually has something...I dunno, thought provoking or interesting to talk about?

Cya later whore(s), have fun posting yur average-looking asses on the internet, and I hope you get a twinkle in your eye when these middle aged retarded guys type how hot you are.
Here's one for the road :wavey:
 
nycgirl said:
You will eat at a ghetto chinese takeout (make sure you get fries with those wings!!!). Yet, you won't eat at Olive Garden.

Fries with wings would be food contamination. I would sooner get fries with creme brulee than with chicken wings.

Ghetto Chinese takeout...the shit is REAL.

Olive Garden is an affront to any Italian I ever knew in NY.
 
crak600 said:
LIES! Like all others, you'll return.

Make a farewell thread so we can be sure of it ;)

Yes, and the return will be just as dramatic as the last return we experienced recently.

We should create threads on the bookie forum re: when will ____ (fill in the name) be back.
 
crak600 said:
Now I know why I've stayed out of so many of these threads lately. Only reason I went into this one was because it said ****Attention Everyone!!!**** and I figured I was a part of that group. Next time I'll know better.

:rose:
Yeah *attention everyone* merely because bullets A-G, H whatever...are all comments made by others on the board. Ironically enough, people who AREN'T going to be at the meetup. :rolleyes: Go figure.


My apologies for creating a "luring" thread title. :rose:
 
CrazyRussian said:
You whore stop making threads about yourself to compensate for the lack of attention you recieve from men in real life because you're nothing more than an above-mediocre looking skank.

Thanks
Now that we all know I'm an above mediocre looking skank.....(i can NOT believe my cover was blown :rolleyes: )


....frisky, was it you or nycgirl who was next in line in that pic?? :qt:


Even an above mediocre skank is out of aap's league. :lmao:
 
habitualhealth said:
Now that we all know I'm an above mediocre looking skank.....(i can NOT believe my cover was blown :rolleyes: )


....frisky, was it you or nycgirl who was next in line in that pic?? :qt:


Even an above mediocre skank is out of aap's league. :lmao:

I'm sure I'm second... skank non-the less... :rolleyes:
 
habitualhealth said:
We alllllll know by now that I have a bold, strong, quick witted personality (yeah i'm funny dammit) as does aap

no one's going to believe anything you say now
 
CrazyRussian said:
You whore stop making threads about yourself to compensate for the lack of attention you recieve from men in real life because you're nothing more than an above-mediocre looking skank.

Thanks

Don't talk about my skank like that!

HH is one of the nicest people I've ever talked to. She can't help it that her good looks and great personality bring her attention. She definitly doesn't let it go to her head, trust me. Perhaps you are just upset that no chick on here (or real life for that matter) ever gives you the time of day?

and in your other post you say something about our 'average at best looks on here'? I tell you what, I'll go out on the town any day, any time with you and we'll see who can pick up more chicks. I guarantee you you'll lose that one.


(ok, HH I said a couple nice things about you, may I tag that ass now?)
 
habitualhealth said:
Time for some clarification peeps....

aap, nor anyone else will be doing any of the following with me at the EF meetup:

A. tappin' dat ass
B. hittin' it
C. gettin' laid
D. bending anything over in corners (for you, oh tactful DIV)
E. donating their children
F. going balls deep
G. gettin' it on
H. doin' it
I. sticking anything in any orifices (sp chk?)
J. (insert any other clever comment i've overlooked)

Save your karm and your $2.69. ;)


We alllllll know by now that I have a bold, strong, quick witted personality (yeah i'm funny dammit) as does aap.....let's chalk it up as that.


......all this attention/focus...must be cuz were both so darn likeable or something. :qt:


aap-you do rock tho. :rose:

so you just want waht happens in atl to stay in atl?
 
habitualhealth said:
Yeah *attention everyone* merely because bullets A-G, H whatever...are all comments made by others on the board. Ironically enough, people who AREN'T going to be at the meetup. :rolleyes: Go figure.


My apologies for creating a "luring" thread title. :rose:

What's the bullets A-G, H whatever... thing? You lost me there.

But yeah, post out in the open something like that and you KNOW the vultures are going to swoop in for the kill. :verygood:

Now will you PLEASE fuck alien amp pharm? My god, PLEASE! That boy needs to lose his virginity already. It's not like it'll be an all night thing, I'm sure he'll be done in about 30 seconds and then you can go about your merry way.
 
crak600 said:
Now will you PLEASE fuck alien amp pharm? My god, PLEASE! That boy needs to lose his virginity already. It's not like it'll be an all night thing, I'm sure he'll be done in about 30 seconds and then you can go about your merry way.

That sounds like pity sex to me












....I'm IN!
 
god damn crazyrussian, lay off!

She is attractive... she's got a lot of qualities I personally find attractive as well.. I don't think she shouts out looking for attention, its people like AAP that continually shower it on her.. oh wait, I'm guilty of that too.

The point being, can you be nicer? Thanks.
 
crak600 said:
What's the bullets A-G, H whatever... thing? You lost me there.

But yeah, post out in the open something like that and you KNOW the vultures are going to swoop in for the kill. :verygood:

Now will you PLEASE fuck alien amp pharm? My god, PLEASE! That boy needs to lose his virginity already. It's not like it'll be an all night thing, I'm sure he'll be done in about 30 seconds and then you can go about your merry way.
HAHAHA. Bullet points A-G...the first post i made of the things that were NOT going to happen at the meet. ;)

30 seconds? Eh, I think he can handle that on his own.
 
habitualhealth said:
HAHAHA. Bullet points A-G...the first post i made of the things that were NOT going to happen at the meet. ;)

30 seconds? Eh, I think he can handle that on his own.

But where that 30 seconds occurs can make a huge difference. 30 seconds with my hand and I go on with my day like nothing happened. 30 seconds in a vagina and I'm done, well, I'm ready to hit the buffet, drink a few beers, and pass out.

I'm pulling for aap to get his penor wet.


.
 
crak600 said:
But where that 30 seconds occurs can make a huge difference. 30 seconds with my hand and I go on with my day like nothing happened. 30 seconds in a vagina and I'm done, well, I'm ready to hit the buffet, drink a few beers, and pass out.

I'm pulling for aap to get his penor wet.


.

man, you get business done quick, don't ya.... ;)
 
habitualhealth said:
....frisky, was it you or nycgirl who was next in line in that pic?? :qt:


I think I will go after Frisky. They will see some pics from the Meet-up (they will be skanky and classy)

However, for my avatar, I'm think I will go with a nice boob shot w/ the words
"Mr. Moderator's (you know who you are :qt: ) Bitch" written on them

(OMG, I've been a smart ass lately. He's going to kill me.)
 
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The Shadow said:
Athens for ex - full nudity

I think its county by county
Shadow, no worries in the Atl. area. True that a few years back some of the laws (by county) did change, but the Atl. nude entertainment industry lobby is quite strong, and not much changed in the end. The biggest change at that time was, that clubs in Cobb county (there were only 3: Taj Majal, Boomers, & Cypress Lounge) can no longer serve alcohol & have full nudity in the same establishment. So... Taj Mahal became a psuedo Vegas poker club (no nudity), while Boomers & Cypress Lounge remained full nude strip clubs, that now serve only water & soda (@ $4.00 - 6.00 a pop). In essence; no worries inside the perimeter (lobby too strong there), Alcohol & full nudity abound. ps. those 2 clubs in Athens are pretty lame.
 
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