**attention** All Bodybuilders

[havoc]

On a serious note(which is odd for me), you guys really don't have to wear fanny packs, baggy pants, shirts that look like a towel draped over you with a hole for your head and Otomix shoes, those kicks are gruesome. These items don't make you a bodybuilder. Also, stop walking like you have some quads when my arms are bigger than those legs of yours. There is no need for this foolishness, remember, people see through that shit like your saran wrap jock straps you sport. OK? Alright, peace

 

[69Muscle]

Ok, Thank you Mr.Havoc sir.

Is tye-dye still in?

 

[WODIN]

Damn you just described Mr. Muscle form head to toe. You just left out "pink ottomix" for the shoes.

 

[AAP]

What I hate is fat guys who think they are big. In second place on my hate list are people who suffer from the Imaginary Lat Syndrome and walk around like they have an armpit infection they are airing out.

 

[frorider6]

Now I have to rethink my whole wardrobe...

 

[havoc]

Wodin, I see your logic.

69, tye dye is in, Jesus sandals are in, leaf necklaces are in, sheep herding pullovers are in, all your stereotypical weed and hippie thoughts are in my man. peace

 

[havoc]

Now I have to rethink my whole wardrobe...

Weird, after I was told yesterday what my initial post in this thread contains I also had to change, my yellow/black striped leg warmers really made me feel big.

 

[smallmovesal]

no jock straps? damn, what am i going to do to protect my gyno now?

 

[havoc]

no jock straps? damn, what am i going to do to protect my gyno now?

Fly to Houston, I'll take it from there.

 

[Milhouse]

What about my official Olivia Newton John 'Lets Get Physical" purple sweatband?

Is that still in?

 

[smallmovesal]

Fly to Houston, I'll take it from there.

phew! i appreciate your help in this matter

 

[studly1]

Havoc and anal assplorer agreeing on fashionable trends..hmmm isn't that special...

 

[Love Bone]

In second place on my hate list are people who suffer from the Imaginary Lat Syndrome and walk around like they have an armpit infection they are airing out.

LOL. That deserves a bump! How about the ones that grunt instead of talk.

 

[frorider6]

Hi, my name is Frorider6 and I suffer from Imaginary Lat Syndrome. I have suffered from this illness ever since I started working out in high school. I just have to take things day by day.

 

[Raina]

Wardrobe suggestions for the ladies Havoc??

 

[Bull69]

You all forgot about the guy with the string tank and the spandex shorts.

 

[rudedawg]

What I hate is fat guys who think they are big. In second place on my hate list are people who suffer from the Imaginary Lat Syndrome and walk around like they have an armpit infection they are airing out.

My wife says they look like they are imagining they are carrying suitcases.

 

[havoc]

Wardrobe suggestions for the ladies Havoc??

I rather make those in person.

 

[smallmovesal]

when can i get my personal consultation havoc?

 

[spentagn]

And CamelBacks have no place in the gym. Seriously.

 

[havoc]

when can i get my personal consultation havoc?

Email me at [email protected], you got my other email didnt you?

 

[smallmovesal]

yes i did... hang on i'll email you in two secs

 

[AAP]

You all forgot about the guy with the string tank and the spandex shorts.

Yeah, that little creep is usually 140lbs, drinking Fat Burner or Ripped Fuel, looks pumpkin orange from his twice daily visits to the tanning bed, jumps on machines and cables only and does pregnant labor breathing method made popular by Lex Luger. (Where he rapidly suck in air and exhale with puffed up cheeks and pinched lips) constantly runs from the machine to the water fountain to the scale during each rest set.

 

[frorider6]

Yeah, that little creep is usually 140lbs, drinking Fat Burner or Ripped Fuel, looks pumpkin orange from his twice daily visits to the tanning bed, jumps on machines and cables only and does pregnant labor breathing method made popular by Lex Luger. (Where he rapidly suck in air and exhale with puffed up cheeks and pinched lips) constantly runs from the machine to the water fountain to the scale during each rest set.

You guys better stop talking about me.

 

[Bull69]

Yeah, that little creep is usually 140lbs, drinking Fat Burner or Ripped Fuel, looks pumpkin orange from his twice daily visits to the tanning bed, jumps on machines and cables only and does pregnant labor breathing method made popular by Lex Luger. (Where he rapidly suck in air and exhale with puffed up cheeks and pinched lips) constantly runs from the machine to the water fountain to the scale during each rest set.

LOL!!!! You just described him.

 

[1911]

"...second place on my hate list are people who suffer from the Imaginary Lat Syndrome..."

I forget which brutha said this long ago on the AB board but his term for this was "virtual lats." I still laugh on occasion when I think about that comment.

Later,

 

[AAP]

LOL!!!! You just described him.

Yeah... that motherfucker is everywhere. Jumps on the leg extensions with his pencil legs and proceeds to start doing aerobic type reps. Legs whipping back and forth, 90 miles an hour at 50-60 reps, hanging on to the side the seat with one hand, cell phone pressed to his ear with the other hand.



Somebody else I don't like is the fat chic that comes in with a baggy top shirt and spandex pants two inches too short so you see her ankles. She gets on the seated hamstring curl and starts curling away while reading a magazine.

 

[frorider6]

You guys need to stop hatin' on me. I have to walk like that because I get such a great pump in my lats when I work out. You meatheads are just jealous that I'm all skinny like Brad Pitt. Chicks love him!

 

[MrMuscle]

i wear what i like bitch

 

[supersizeme]

Coincidentally, yesterday in the gym I saw a grown man in his 40s wearing a Turkey Trot tshirt and turquoise full length spandex pants. I wanted so badly to walk up to this man, look him dead in the eye, and simply say, "No." But instead I allowed him to continue on throughout his workout because he was obviously a runner and they apparently don't have qualms about wearing gay ass tight 3 musketeer pants to public places populated mainly by iron wielding testosterone enhanced men. I wanted to put a little sailor hat on him.

 

[Liberator]

Sometimes I wear a hockey mask and a butchers overalls to the gym

Is that still ok?

 

[Liberator]

Coincidentally, yesterday in the gym I saw a grown man in his 40s wearing a Turkey Trot tshirt and turquoise full length spandex pants. I wanted so badly to walk up to this man, look him dead in the eye, and simply say, "No." But instead I allowed him to continue on throughout his workout because he was obviously a runner and they apparently don't have qualms about wearing gay ass tight 3 musketeer pants to public places populated mainly by iron wielding testosterone enhanced men. I wanted to put a little sailor hat on him.

I never get this kind of entertainment in my gym

Its not fair

 

[Raina]

Supersize...LMAO...I just cracked up in the middle of a conversation with a customer.....

 

[kronk]

My wife says they look like they are imagining they are carrying suitcases.

Now that is so funny shit!! LMAO!