At work after a holiday....

[The Shadow]

...someone please shoot me now.

 

[bdog527]

ugh. me too man.

 

[ArtistFormerlyKnownBiteme]

...someone please shoot me now.

I feel this way about 20% of the time.

 

[casavant]

I'm at work at the library. I think anyone that wants to use the library on July 5th needs to be shot, deported, or both.

Yeah, dammit.

Oh man, there went another stinker. Pew.

 

[ArtistFormerlyKnownBiteme]

I'm at work at the library. I think anyone that wants to use the library on July 5th needs to be shot, deported, or both.

Yeah, dammit.

Oh man, there went another stinker. Pew.

Let em' have it. Teach them not to come into the Library after a holiday. Everytime you have to fart, go stand next to the biggest group of people, do your business, then walk away.

 

[casavant]

Let em' have it. Teach them not to come into the Library after a holiday. Everytime you have to fart, go stand next to the biggest group of people, do your business, then walk away.

This stinky stank is going to envelope the entire building in its putrid nastiness before the day is done.

Wooo... here comes some more.

 

[ArtistFormerlyKnownBiteme]

This stinky stank is going to envelope the entire building in its putrid nastiness before the day is done.

Wooo... here comes some more.

I use to clear an entire room with amino supersonic farts. My friend and I use to have farting contests when we were in the car on our way out to party. I will never forget the time that I had a concentrated case of farts and he had to roll down the window and was dry heaving. He threw in the towel and said, "That shits not funny." I still have a vivid picture of it to this day and can laugh out loud if I think about it.

 

[Stangfriik]

Same here, but it's nice and slow