If you're still a virgin past 30. Shoot yourself, but shoot me first.
There is no hope.... You're in for the quiet, cold ride at the back of the bus, by yourself, till you die (or off yourself), and no one goes to your funeral except for maybe a sister or something.
Life is piss, ain't gonna change, it's all your fault, you were expendable and meaningless at day 1.
*This was all really just a note to myself, disregard it*