Assassin Excrement

[gymtime]

"I'll tell you a story, Nancy. There once was a man who made Rip Taylor appear to be the most masculine man on earth by comparison. His name was gymtime. He died of assrot."

- Assassin Excrement

I've had it up to here with your karmic guff mister. Up to HERE I say!!!

So you've left me no choice.

One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!!!!!!!

Awwwwww yeah baby!! That's right. All I need you to do is find a gym with a regulation card table and two plastic chairs. I'll supply the headgear, ben gay and corn pads. I'll fly to where ever the hell it is that you live, and pin your roly-poly saugage thumb straight to the matt daddy..........in January............of 2006.

Capeche!?!?!? Suckaaaaaaahhh!!!!!???

 

[HappyScrappy]

I think you and the Assassin should have a poetry bake off.

 

[needleboy]

UHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

you sure you didn't mean tongue wrestle??

 

[gymtime]

UHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

you sure you didn't mean tongue wrestle??

Hey now....

 

[needleboy]

just checkin

 

[TheProject]

"I'm tired and my balls are bursting with love. You're ugly and dumpy. Nice toes, though." - Assassin Excrement



Sounds like Nathan to me. Or Scrappy. But then, they're the same person, so who knows.

 

[HappyScrappy]

wasn't me.
and don't ever say that I'm a canadian. that is just wrong.

nathan is the one that is obsessed with balls... well, me too a little.

 

[TheProject]

wasn't me.
and don't ever say that I'm a canadian. that is just wrong.

nathan is the one that is obsessed with balls... well, me too a little.

uh huh. SUUUURE.

We're on to you.

Bastard.

 

[HappyScrappy]

well, whether nathan and I are two different people is moot - I didn't give you that karma - I always sign mine.
unless it is the kind with racial slurs that don't match your race. then I never sign.

 

[HumorMe]

 

[casavant]

LMAO. I didn't know if AssassinExcrement was around anymore.

 

[needleboy]

He was in a long drawn out game of Yatzee with EYEPEEEEEE, but emerged victorious to once again reign over the boards!

 

[TheProject]

well, whether nathan and I are two different people is moot - I didn't give you that karma - I always sign mine.
unless it is the kind with racial slurs that don't match your race. then I never sign.

Yep, I know. This karma was gray, and yours is always purple for some reason.

I don't get that.

 

[the nature boy]

so know AE is recycling his material? He used a rip taylor reference on me a month or so ago.

 

[gymtime]

I think he probably knows we're both elderly enough to get it.

I often wonder what Rip Taylor would have to offer today's younger generation.