Ass Crack Sweat

[Crazier]

Seriously... anyone else have this problem?

My ass sweats... and I mean, SWEATS!!!

When I'm in bed foolin' with a girl... if I'm on my back, there will be a wet spot from my ass. If I sit for too long, my boxers will be all sweaty. Not to the point you can see it through my jeans, but I'm getting worried about that.

Over the weekend, I shaved my ass thinking that may help the problem. The only thing that has done is make it feel like I'm walking with a cactus in between my cheeks.

Maybe I could get a 2nd deodarant bar, and write, ASS ONLY, on it. Maybe swipe it through my ass like a credit card a couple of times... I don't know, but something needs to be done.

Anyone else seem to have this problem?

As I'm on my 4th week of gear, I'm starting to sweat everywhere a lot more... but my ass seems problematic.
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[bigschweeler]

Maybe I could get a 2nd deodarant bar, and write, ASS ONLY, on it. Maybe swipe it through my ass like a credit card a couple of times... I don't know, but something needs to be done.

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lmao...that is classic.

I have the same problem, however my balls sweat rivals it.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

the areosol anti-perspirent are good for that.... Right guard in particular..

 

[The Shadow]

I love it when the hotties at the gym get all sweaty and you can tell which one's have on Thongs....

 

[specter]

Crazier, between anal sweat beads and trips to the bathroom at work to pump the munchkin, you sound like you've got a lot going for yourself.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

I love it when the hotties at the gym get all sweaty and you can tell which one's have on Thongs....

Can I get an Amen and Praise the Lord?

Next week all the college chicks are going to storm my gym.

 

[WODIN]

I have the same problem with my nuts.

 

[HumorMe]

Over the weekend, I shaved my ass thinking that may help the problem. The only thing that has done is make it feel like I'm walking with a cactus in between my cheeks.

Maybe I could get a 2nd deodarant bar, and write, ASS ONLY, on it. Maybe swipe it through my ass like a credit card a couple of times... I don't know, but something needs to be done.


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Sorry to laugh at your misery but that's funny!

Grin and bear it.

 

[The Shadow]

I have the same problem with my nuts.

Talcum/baby powder does wonders for the shorn sac

 

[gymtime]

Last week I got a sample pair of Huggies in the mail. You're welcome to them bro.

 

[beastboy]

I have the same problem with my nuts.

Must be all the wrinkles.

 

[Crazier]

Hmmm... my nuts don't sweat that bad. I've been shaving them for quite some time now... and I would think that has to help keep 'em cool. Anyone that doesn't shave their nuts is pretty disgusting. I remember those crusty, yellow hairs you'd get on your ball sack... how the hell could you expect a chic to suck on those things with hair??? That's just foul... possibly cruel.

Steroid Virgin - Not a bad call with the aerosol can brother. I'll give it a shot, and let you all know how it works out.

If that doesn't work... gymtime, we'll be in touch bro.
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[HumorMe]

Steroid Virgin - Not a bad call with the aerosol can brother. I'll give it a shot, and let you all know how it works out.

If that doesn't work... gymtime, we'll be in touch bro.
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If it doesn't work, you'll be having some killer butt cheese!

 

[slickdadd]

lol at this entire thread. I think im gonna start labelling all kinds of things "ASS ONLY" throughout my crib.

 

[Lord_Suston]

I think this is the most fucked up thread I ever have read in my life.....

Baby powder should do the trick, try getting mesh shorts when training they provide more circulation.....

 

[Crazier]

You think that's bad?

Wait til the plumber comes down here to unclog my bathtub drain and pulls out about 12 pounds of asshair.

You really have to get into some funky positions in order to get it all. And you have to be REAL careful around the A-hole. Next time I'll post some pics.

I went to the mall the following day... wow. Every step was painful. I had to stop walking every 3rd step or so. You know... like when you take a spicy dump... and your ass feels like it's on fire, and nothing would make it feel better but sitting on top of an ice cream cone? Same deal here.

Now I have to shave it everyday... I know one day I'll fuck up and forget, and have to walk around the restaurant serving people for 10 hours... trays in hand... walking bull-legged... pausing every 3rd step or so for about 5 seconds. Ah... I dread the day.
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[Jimsbbc]

The only time I have this is when I do cardio because I always wear my warmups no matter what. I never do any kind of running without keeping my legs warm. Anyway, it is fucking irritating to have sweat rolling down my ass, but there is no solution as far as I can tell.

 

[normstar]

this thread

haysus cristo....

 

[HighIntensity]

crazier you gay sweaty bitch

baby powder, spray on anti persperent and you be fine...oh don't shave your ass, wax it...

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

Hmmm... my nuts don't sweat that bad. I've been shaving them for quite some time now... and I would think that has to help keep 'em cool. Anyone that doesn't shave their nuts is pretty disgusting. I remember those crusty, yellow hairs you'd get on your ball sack... how the hell could you expect a chic to suck on those things with hair??? That's just foul... possibly cruel.

Steroid Virgin - Not a bad call with the aerosol can brother. I'll give it a shot, and let you all know how it works out.

If that doesn't work... gymtime, we'll be in touch bro.
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Unfortunately, I was not making the story up bro.. It does work.. and it's better if you shave your nuts, because it kind of makes your pubes stick together and when you shift it can get uncomfortable.. iBut... t really works, just dont over do it.. a real quick spray makes a huge difference... it feels good when you shoot it on your nuts to boot...

 

[vinylgroover]

Crazier,

You know what my remedy for a sweaty ass crack is don't ya buddy. Have the bitch lick it dry for you. There are plenty of chicks out there that love having a go at the musty crusty (particularly the older chicks).

You can start with that pantyless ass licking neighbour of your's.

Besides, howe can you give a chick the sweaty ass moustache if you wax your crack?

 

[Paulos]

One of my friends I train with occasionally has this problem, that motherfucker needs a diaper or something. Jesus.

 

[Crazier]

it feels good when you shoot it on your nuts to boot...

Well shit... that's always a plus.

Vinyl - I tell you bro. I think you're fucking up with your sweaty, pimply a-hole man. Either you're talking about REALLY old chics, like chis in their 70's and shit... or you're just not gonna get your taint licked. No woman in her right mind would go down on your ass without feeling your taint area with her fingers first. She feels Sasquash... you're not having your taint licked, and you're damn sure not going to have any tongue up your ass play. Since I shaved my ass on Saturday, I've seen that lil' 18 year old once. Bitch did the 'feel the taint area with finger test', and it felt so much like her girlfriend's... next thing I know, the chic's downtown making me do cartwheels.

Now grant, she's 18... but I still don't know many women that would like to go down on hairy ass. 32 year old pantyless neighbor included. I just don't see it happening. I mean, I don't know about you bro... but if some chic has a hairy ass beav... I ain't eatin' shit. I guarantee you that. I don't see how a chic couldn't have the same standard when it comes to A-Hole lickin'.
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[Robert Jan]

"I love it when the hotties at the gym get all sweaty and you can tell which one's have on Thongs...."

*signs up in your gym*