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Ask Perkele anything... thread.

gonelifting

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I`ll start. Perky bro, Are you married or have a significant other? Do they walk funny?

You still scare me and you`d be the last person I would want to be stuck in an elevator with.
 
gonelifting said:
I`ll start. Perky bro, Are you married or have a significant other? Do they walk funny?

You still scare me and you`d be the last person I would want to be stuck in an elevator with.
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I'm dating a young one. And it's 100% female. And to be honest, she's much better than old fart like me deserves.
 
So, are you a guy then or what. Cause I have seen many a thread with regards to this topic and every time I think I know, I get confused again.
 
People who don't live in Sweden usually think that Sweden has one of highest #hotties/#females ratio ?

Is it true ?
 
Anthrax said:
People who don't live in Sweden usually think that Sweden has one of highest #hotties/#females ratio ?

Is it true ?
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Swedes are all ugly and stinky. I'm from Finland. :)
 
Finland ?

The country next to Russia's garbage (nuclear submarines) ?
Do you have a Geiger counter in your pocket ?

OK, kidding (though I wouldn't eat too much fish)
 
Anthrax said:
Finland ?

The country next to Russia's garbage (nuclear submarines) ?
Do you have a Geiger counter in your pocket ?

OK, kidding (though I wouldn't eat too much fish)
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We have here the cleanest water, air, food etc. in the world. Good place to live.
 
Are you guys called Fins, or Finns? If it`s Finns, then why is it Finland and not Finnland?

Also, do you visually check your tires for air pressure or do you use a gague? Do you read the side of the tire to check how much it needs or wing it?
 
gonelifting said:
Are you guys called Fins, or Finns? If it`s Finns, then why is it Finland and not Finnland?

Also, do you visually check your tires for air pressure or do you use a gague? Do you read the side of the tire to check how much it needs or wing it?
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1.Finns

2.Cause it's Finland.

3.Even my dictionary asks "what the fuck is gague?" You feel it when you drive if the air pressure ain't correct, and if the tires are unbalanced.
 
i think perkele is really a pimply faced 18 yr old high school dropout gas station worker who lives in Milawauke, Wisconsin..
 
perkele said:
We have here the cleanest water, air, food etc. in the world. Good place to live.
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What is the secret of the north Europe countries ?

They (all 3) have great social welfare, great public services, are among the best rated places to live by the UN

[I know the taxes are also among the highest]
 
For a Finn, you certainly have an excellent command of idiomatic American English. Have you spent some considerable time in the USA?
 
what kind of training dyou partake in? i remember a while back you saying that you judge powerlifting. do you compete?
 
Optimus B said:
what kind of training dyou partake in? i remember a while back you saying that you judge powerlifting. do you compete?
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I used to compete in powerlifting but that was years ago. Yes I'm also quite active powerlifting judge and I try to coach junior lifters as much as I can. I still workout but nothing serious. Just to stay in somekind of shape.
 
Seriously, it has finally hit me...Perkele talks like Golem...his demeanour certainly must be like golem's as well...
 
Do you feel like a celebrity because of this attention? Do you like it? Who do you have to thank for it?
 
gonelifting said:
Do you feel like a celebrity because of this attention? Do you like it? Who do you have to thank for it?
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I'm definitely a celebrity around here, no doubt about it. I don't always like it but it's better than being a nobody.

I wanna thank my Mom and Dad, and the dude who's name I don't remember. The one who invented the internet. Al Gore? ;)
 
what is the biggest city in Finland? How many people live there? How easily could America invade and conquer Finland?
 
Gambino said:
what is the biggest city in Finland? How many people live there? How easily could America invade and conquer Finland?
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1.Helsinki

2.About 500,000

3.Only with fists? Never.
 
Have you ever asked your shrink why many guys (you and I included) are fascinated by Jenifer Garner (and it is not only because she is a hottie) ?
 
Anthrax said:
Have you ever asked your shrink why many guys (you and I included) are fascinated by Jenifer Garner (and it is not only because she is a hottie) ?
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No but I know he's a fan also.
 
What is all the hype about Perkele??? Everyone seems to always be talking about him. Is he a movie star or someone important or something???
 
if u could fuck any celeb who would it be?

if u could fight any celeb who would it be?

would u ever let me borrow your car?
 
tiger88 said:
if u could fuck any celeb who would it be?

if u could fight any celeb who would it be?

would u ever let me borrow your car?
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1. Brooke Shields

2. I'd like to kick the shit out of Eminem.

3. Absolutely.
 
Do you like to eat before or after having sex?

What types of girls are the easiest for you to seduce?

If I come to Finland can you hook me up with some soccer hotties?
 
Is it socially acceptable in Finland for a 39 year old man to lay the pipe down on an 18 year old soccer hottie?
 
plornive said:
Do you like to eat before or after having sex?

What types of girls are the easiest for you to seduce?

If I come to Finland can you hook me up with some soccer hotties?
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1. Both but not right before or right after.

2. Drunk & fat

3. I can hook you up with soccer girls but not all of them are hotties so....

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4. She's older than 18. :(
 
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