ask crak600 anything

[Carmen]

Is it galling to have been bombed by someone who misspelled his own username?

LOL... my thoughts exactly.
its BICEPS, not bicepTs!!!
think he spells his real name wrong?

 

[ChefWide]

Crak, eternal K to you, dude.

 

[Carmen]

some people still love me around here

yes, they do.
the more those guys bomb you, the less people think of them i think.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

who took the pic of your ass?

took it myself. sounds kinda funny, doesn't it? well, i set the timer on the digital, dropped pants, turned around, and waited.

do you think the Yanks will still get Randy?

i don't watch baseball, but in any event, money talks, so if the throw enough of it around, then yes they will.

will the Chargers get to the Big One?

Someday.

do my questions contain homoerotic undertones and therefore I may be gay?

Your questions do not seem to contain homoerotic undertones, however, i can not hear how you are asking them because i am reading them. you may be saying them out loud while typing them with a lisp or accenting certain phrases that would indeed give your questions homoerotic undertones. it's not so much what you say but how you say it that determines if you are gay or not. well, that is unless you're saying something like "Hey Steve! come on over here and let me suck that dick! " something like that would be gay in itself.

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[Buddy_Christ]

Soooo.....Crak

lol


whats up?

not too much. chillin out, waking up with some coffee. how about you?

 

[Mr. dB]

well, i could if you can get rid of the 12 year olds that post on this site thinking they are e-thugs that are e-hard and e-cool because they are sitting behind a computer screen spouting off in a way that they are afraid to do in real life.

Easy to grow a set of e-balls behind a screen too.

 

[biteme]

When was the last time you had sex? Go ahead, make me jealous and don't leave out the details. Doggy style? Missionary? Pull out?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Easy to grow a set of e-balls behind a screen too.

was that a question or a phrase? if it was a question, then i'd have to say yes, yes it most certainly is easy to do. i think you can buy e-balls online, like on ebay or amazon.

seriously though, that's a teenager thing. i don't see him here much anymore, SublimeZM, but he's a teenager and he didn't even do the whole eballs thing. he joked around a lot, but that was about the extent of his posting.

don't forget about e-cocks too. everyone's penis grows by 3-4" as soon as they hop on the computer. so what that means is everytime you see someone post that they've got an 8" penis, it's really 4-5". any claims of penis size larger than average are to be immediately flagged as bullshit and 3-4" removed from said claim. well, that is, unless it's a moderator claiming that size, because they can go back in and edit your post

 

[Buddy_Christ]

When was the last time you had sex?

2 days ago.

Doggy style?

yes

Missionary?

yes

Pull out?

yes

Go ahead, make me jealous and don't leave out the details.

i think there was some reverse cowgirl, definetly some cowgirl, sitting down too. it was good and went on for quite some time. she had to tell "Santa" what she wanted for xmas

pervert

 

[Deterass]

Do you live in a trailer?

How much money do you make in a year?

Do you know if your dogs where put to sleep?

Is your girlfriend as ugly as you are?

How many food stamps do you get a month?

How many times have you had your ass kicked?