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HappyScrappy

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I can recall sitting in the airport in Vegas back when I was in spring break in college - waiting to catch a plane back to Boston and then drive up to school. I was with the track team, and I was hungry.
so I reached over into my backpack and grabbed a jar of penut butter, and proceeded to just scoop it out with my fingers and eat it right off my fingers - mmm mmm good.
this girl on the women's team walks up and asks "Are you just eating penut butter straight from the jar with your fingers?"

I looked at her with a blank stare, and then down at myself eating the penut butter straight from the jar with my fingers. Then back at her.
I was dumbfounded.

so I did the only thing I knew how to do - I said "No" and then went back to eating.
mmm mmm good.


so hit me up - ask me a stupid question and I'll give you a stupid answer.
fucknut buttlicker.
 
Why does my dog look at me all dumbfounded when I smack him on his nose with the end of my dick when I get home from work at night?
 
addickt said:
Why does my dog look at me all dumbfounded when I smack him on his nose with the end of my dick when I get home from work at night?

When tuning a guitar, you are going to want make sure that you prestretch the strings before the final lockdown at which point you can adjust and make minor changes with the fine tuners if your bridge allows that.
 
The Nature Boy said:
Explain how the movie Bio Dome was allowed to be shown at the movie theaters.

Spike Jonez' real name is Adam Spiegel - he is the heir to the Spiegel catalog dynasty. He changed his name and has the money in order to have something to fall back on if his creative talkent goes unrecognized for material wealth if not critical acclaim. The name change allows him to differentiate himself from his wealth, so that his fame is based on merit and talent instead of just being born into it.
 
beastboy said:
Why does my dick always look bigger when I'm drunk??

The date (near March 21 in the northern hemisphere) when night and day are nearly the same length and Sun crosses the celestial equator (i.e., declination 0) moving northward. In the southern hemisphere, the vernal equinox corresponds to the center of the Sun crossing the celestial equator moving southward and occurs on the date of the northern autumnal equinox. The vernal equinox marks the first day of the season of spring. The right ascension at the vernal equinox originally was in the constellation Aries and the point of crossing was known as the first point in Aries (now actually in Pisces because of precession ).
 
Y_Lifter said:
Can I drink Winny ?

If you feel you might be pregnant, the best course of action is to seek the medical attention of your doctor and he or she can give you a more accurrate judgement on the matter.
 
Y_Lifter said:
Is the Pope Catholic ?

Bears are not always aggressive. It depends on their natural disposition as well as how recently they have last fed. Avoid any contact with the cubs of a female bear and you are much more likely to avoid a confrontation. But be warned, you can't just climb a tree and hope to escape notice of them, with their strong limbs and sharp claws, they are excellent climbers themselves.
 
Y_Lifter said:
How come all the Ugly Women are all that's left in the bar at 2 am?

The testicle develops in the area of the kidney and ultimately descends from there into the scrotum. As it does, it pulls with it the lining of the abdominal cavity. In females, a testicular remnant descends down into the groin likewise pulling with it the lining of the abdominal cavity.
 
dgreenhill said:
"If I do a anavar only cycle-should I shave my pussy first"-decem


"Does anyone know why Im not gaining anything from this Norteston?"-decem

Is Greenhill obsessed with Decem or does he just pretend that he is?
 
dgreenhill said:


Who is the guy running to his defense every five seconds? And why are so jeolous?

Suck a dick Ned Flanders..

You raised the bar with your references to me posting as Raina yesterday...

I have resisted the urge to point out your stalking tendencies towards Decem.. (You refer to him in nearly every thread..)

I am not defending anyone, btw, I am simply pointing out that you seem like an overzealous pimply teen on his way to an Nsync concert with your incessent references to Decem.
 
THeMaCHinE said:
If I'm looking forward, then I look backwards, am I actually now looking forward?

How do birds find their way? Simple. Through a combination of

Sighting (they don't call it a "bird's eye view" for nothing) features like rivers, coastlines, and mountain ranges.
Monitoring Earth's magnetic field, apparently with their visual system and with tiny grains of a mineral called magnetite in their heads
Observing the stars
Using the sun for guidance
Smell
And probably following their neighbors (many birds migrate in large flocks)
 
HappyScrappy said:


How do birds find their way? Simple. Through a combination of

Sighting (they don't call it a "bird's eye view" for nothing) features like rivers, coastlines, and mountain ranges.
Monitoring Earth's magnetic field, apparently with their visual system and with tiny grains of a mineral called magnetite in their heads
Observing the stars
Using the sun for guidance
Smell
And probably following their neighbors (many birds migrate in large flocks)

But why?
 
THeMaCHinE said:

Immediately under the tunica albuginea is the cortex of the ovary. The cortex consists of connective tissue, including fibroblasts and a few smooth muscle cells, and a great many follicles. The smallest and most numerous follicles are the primordial follicles.
 
gymtime said:
Why is Worldcom stock selling at only slightly better than poo?

the short answer is because the telcom sector was oversold on overhyped claims of expected sales of new technologies that came crashing down when the net stocks went down.

the long answer is that when the air/fuel mixture has been burned, the leftover gases have to be removed - or exhausted - from the engine so that the next power stroke cycle can begin. You can't inhale without exhaling!

The exhaust system is there to carry away the byproducts of combustion, but what sounds like a simple procedure is really quite complex.
 
HappyScrappy said:


the short answer is because the telcom sector was oversold on overhyped claims of expected sales of new technologies that came crashing down when the net stocks went down.


You were making perfect sense right up until here. :confused:
 
HappyScrappy said:


that is easy. they are fucking RETARDED MORON BITCHFUCKING COCKKNOCKING SUPID ASS LOSERS!!!!!


LOL! DERAILED Boo-Yaa!


but seriously, a pillow can be soft, but can it be flaccid?

a bodybar can be rigid, but it can also be soft...



heh, heh
 
Mr. Happy, why are curse words called curse words? And who decided that those words would be the ones that are cursed??? I mean, why isn't 'BOOYAH' a curse word? Is 'BOOYAH' even a word?


toga, i thought it was 'soder pop'? ;)
 
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