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[May1010]

Shaving gel






Lean guys w/great abs (e.g., May1010)


or


Big guys w/o abs (e.g., MP5)

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Dead guys with their intestines torn out and maggots crawling through their bowels.

Propionate or Suspension?

 

[The Varnsen]

alot

Oral or anal?

 

[May1010]

Oral





Slut

or

the kind of girl you can take home to mama?

 

[velvett]

the kind of girl you can take home to mama


suffer the insomnia or self drug until passed out

 

[Kryp2o]

Suffer Insomnia

for velvett: DONGHIA or ANICHINI?

 

[velvett]

DONGHIA BABY, DONGHIA!!!

they've got my number!


mohair or velvet (that's one T velvet for ya'll)

 

[Kryp2o]

vvvveeeellllvvvveeeetttt !!!!

Monochromatic or Complimentary Schemes?

 

[velvett]

Monochromatic or Complimentary Schemes???

Oh, don't make me choose.
OK fine, since they're harder to do well and everone does the mono or white on white route...

I'll take Complimentary Schemes for 1000.



tufting or no tufting?

 

[Big Johnson]

Fucking eh, tufting


Vodka or Gin?

 

[velvett]

vodka


toe sucking or finger sucking



(where is my mind these days??? sex and fine upholstery. see now i know what my problem is. i should have a settee.)

 

[latindiva]

toe sucking

clean or dirty

 

[##spiderbaby##]

Dirty

Put out or get out?

 

[WODIN]

always Put Out.

Benz or Bently?

 

[Frackal]

Benz

Fucking Or Lifting?

 

[bignate73]

<------no fucking

lifting

 

[YellowD]

Lifting...

POODLE or CHIHUAHUA?

 

[May1010]

CHIHUAHUA



Big Johnson or

Big Nate 73 or

Big Buck or

Big Physics Bastard?

 

[bignate73]

im biased..i cant answer cause i have sex with myself all the time.

 

[Big Johnson]

Big Johnson, of course...

Miller Light or Bud Light?

 

[May1010]

Bud Light







May1010


or


JohnnyO?

 

[Slice of Peach2]

I'm sorry, but BIG BUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

walking on beach or walking by a lake?

 

[May1010]

walking on a beach






Multiplication


or


Divison

 

[bignate73]

beach. its only 10 minutes from here

cement shoes or columbian necktie?

 

[May1010]

Cement shoes (besides, you're thinking of the African necktie ---> you're put in tires and they're set on fire? Winne Mandela's soccer club used to do that to people who opposed her)

Which of the following should I NOT wear at the gym?


white socks

or

black socks (with Nike emblem)

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Braggert!!!!!!!!

cement shoes (I don't know what that other is)

natural/salon tan or tan in a bottle?

 

[Big Johnson]

French

Fries with catsup or fries with ranch?

 

[May1010]

catsup





unrequited love


or


never loving?

 

[bignate73]

columbian necktie:

cut the throat from ear to ear and pull the tongue through the hole.

 

[Big Johnson]

Lust

Kayaking or rafting?

 

[May1010]

rafting




tissue


or


cum rag?

 

[velvett]

MAY!!!!!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuw

 

[Slice of Peach2]

columbian necktie:

cut the throat from ear to ear and pull the tongue through the hole.

I'm scared.

 

[Big Johnson]

In her hair

Smooth or wrinkled?

 

[May1010]

smooth (okay, I have no idea what you're referencing here)




squirt squirt squirt


or


dribble?

 

[AziaReign]

Nothing is good wrinkled!

Smooth..

Angelina Jolie
or
Pamela Anderson

 

[bignate73]

angelina jolie......nekkid

enter the dragon? or crouching dragon?

 

[Slice of Peach2]

squirt, squirt, squirt (whatever that means)

club dance music or jazz? (to dance to)

 

[Big Johnson]

Enter the Dragon, as long as its female...

Sweet or Salty?

 

[velvett]

sweet


dark meat or white meat?

 

[Wraith]

White meat/breast
diet coke or diet pepsi?

 

[Slice of Peach2]

white

Walmart or Kmart? Tee hee

 

[Wraith]

No fair! you skipped me.
Walmart

Bud or Bud light?

 

[Slice of Peach2]

No no, you posted at the same time I did, sugarbear!!!!!

bud light, I guess (how fattening!!!)

laptop or desktop?

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

desktop..

naughty or nice?

 

[velvett]

sometimes naughty D ) mostly nice.

fiction or non-fiction?

 

[OKIE]

non-fiction


winstrol:inject or drink?

 

[YellowD]

inject...

Boodylicious or Nutritious?

 

[Kryp2o]

Both Boodylicious and Nutritious

Gold or Silver?

 

[May1010]

Silver






Uncle Arthur


or



Mr. Smithers

 

[latindiva]

Uncle Arthur

happy or mad?

 

[bignate73]

hmmmmm.........

isnt smithers secretly in love with mr burns? hes a cool guy though so...smithers

may1010 or GLP?

 

[Big Johnson]

Happy

Blended or on the rocks?

 

[velvett]

*blink*


New York


eggs with tabasco or eggs au natural

 

[May1010]

au naturel





to tattoo


or



not to tattoo

 

[Big Johnson]

Not

Cash or credit?

 

[May1010]

Cash





tank


or



t-shirt?

 

[bignate73]

tshirt....cause im a porker. right may?

pork or chicken?

 

[May1010]

chicken






Goldie Hawn


or


Kate Hudson?

 

[bignate73]

kate hudson.

winona judd or judge judy?

 

[May1010]

Winona (just so I could get to her sister Ashley. Through Ashley, I'm sure I'd get to her race car driving husband).



Sushi



or



Mexican?

 

[Big Johnson]

Judge Judy...heh heh hee

Gene Simmons or Paul Stanley?

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Gene Simmons?!? Are you insane?

phillips

hairy chest or nekkid chest?

 

[May1010]

Smooth chest








747


or


Concord?

 

[velvett]

pepsi i guess (i'm a water chick)


buterscotch or peppermint candy

 

[Slice of Peach2]

butterscotch (sugar is bad though)


skirts of pants?

 

[velvett]

skirts!


skirts going commando or skirts with thongs?

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Hmmmm, commando!!!!!


tanning lotion or tanning oil?

 

[bignate73]

oh hell yeah. commando if im cooking dinner and she and i are staying in, but i cant know about it. a thong if we are going out....cant have anyone else peeking at the goods.

tic tacs or gum

 

[velvett]

lotion and tic tacs (red or orange)

sandals or thong shoes?

 

[bignate73]

stick with the thong theme.

unless they are those high platform sandals.....yeah. with nice short shorts or a skirt.....<drool>.

big earrings or little?

 

[May1010]

no earrings







Oliver Stone


or


Tim Burton



(I'm beginning to think that I'm the only one who is devising interesting choices!)

 

[bignate73]

tim burton

george lucas or martin scorcese?

 

[May1010]

Martin Scorcese (I just watched "Casino" the other nite - great flick!!!)



Are you going to the be 500th post on this thread?




Yes


or



No?

 

[bignate73]

yes.
this will easily beat capt insanos thread that took the record. hehe.

rainy day or sunny day?

 

[Big Johnson]

Sunny day!

Thong bikini or Regular?

 

[May1010]

Sorry, bikinis just don't do it for me. Neither. So, I'll answer a similar question: briefs.


actor


or



fluffer?

 

[Big Johnson]

What's a fluffer?

 

[May1010]

just say "yes" to "fluffer" and then I'll tell you.

 

[bignate73]

fluffer is the person who works on the porn guys cranks to keep it hard between scenes.

nice try may, you are wicked man....trying to catch people like that.

trailer gal with no teeth, or granny with no teeth?

 

[Slice of Peach2]

For Nate: trailer gal with no teeth.


hetroporn or girl/girl porn?

For the guys.

 

[AziaReign]

I'm a girl, and girl/girl porn is koo'.


girl jackin' a guy off........

or

girl watchin' guy jack off?

 

[thermo]

girl jackin a guy off.

ford or gm?

 

[latindiva]

ford

Two girls or Two guys

 

[YellowD]

Two girls...

American cheese or Swiss cheese?

 

[velvett]

Swiss cheese


salsa or guacamole?

 

[latindiva]

salsa

Me or you?

 

[velvett]

What the hell..

YOU


strawberry ice cream or me

 

[latindiva]

strawberry ice

lick or suck?

 

[Big Johnson]

lick or suck?

Are you offering?

Suck

Two or three fingers?

 

[latindiva]

Two fingers

no I'm not offering

good or bad

 

[YellowD]

Good...

Tanning bed OR Tanning lotion?

 

[WODIN]

Bed.

Rock on or Let it die?

 

[METHYL MIKE]

rock on!
jesus or satan?

 

[May1010]

God






Silvio


or



Theron?

 

[METHYL MIKE]

neither.

lubed or dry? (directed to jonnyo and may)

 

[May1010]

Neither. Try spit you amateur.






Does May1010 have a very respected alias on this board?




Yes

or


No


Hint: The answer is Yes. Who am I? I'm thinking of revealing my other identity.

 

[METHYL MIKE]

im gonna guess.....glp? no, kakdiesal-no, mp5??? come on!! I know, satatnic goatslayer?????????

 

[METHYL MIKE]

o yeah..

spit or swallow? (just for you may!)

 

[May1010]

Neither.



I assure you, I'm neither Hamster Hider or Anal Assplorer!