Ask A Fag A Question, Get A Straigth Answer

[AAP]

What are some good clothing brands that wont scream out "geigh" or "sissy" but are stylish?

Clothes that fit.

No shit. A lot of people don't realize that if you have a big chest you should really consider having your shirts tailored and tapered down so it doesn't balloon out of waist band after you move your arms past parallel. Like a deflated blimp around your waist.

Also, if it has been worn in a rap video - avoid.

Personally, I wear mostly fitted dress pants and either a polo type shirt or a button up. I prefer solid colors over patterns. I only own one pair of jeans to my name. And I have had them for 6 years. (the crotch is actually worn out and has holes on the inner thighs. Yeah, I still wear them). I wear shorts around the house and to the gym but never wear them out to places like dinner, movies, the club, etc...

I like Polo and Tommy brands. Pants, I go for Perry Ellis, Brook Brothers, JoS or whatever that is called and I do wear a LOT of Tommy Bahama dress pants. I like them the best. I know the name Tommy Bahama conjurs up wild vivid floral and tropical prints, but their dress pants are very stylish and fit great. I probably have about 20 pair of those.

 

[wutangnomo]

I was a straight A student all through school and college.

I earned a sports schloraship through college (swimming).

I owned my first home at age 23.

I am 30 and for the last 3 years have made over 200K annually. (even more to come this year with my new job)

I have taken steps in investing and real estate to ensure I will have no problems retiring whenever I wish.

I devote a significant amount of time to helping support causes that are for women and children less fortunate than myself.

I suck cock.


Now which of those things do you think a parent is going to notice foremost? My parents have never been unhappy with me in any way. They support my decisions 100%. They just love my partner to death. They often phone my house just to talk to him alone.

Well that's great that your parent's support you. Many parents have issues with their child(ren) being gay regardless of their success, hence why I asked the question to begin with.

 

[Mr. dB]

Also, if it has been worn in a rap video - avoid.


I like Polo and Tommy brands.

hmm...

 

[wutangnomo]

One other thing. Why is it that gay people get so pissy when someone brings up the whole nature vs. nurture issue? It is a valid topic. The incident of two identical twins, wherein one is gay and the other straight, shows that PERHAPS there is some form of learned/acquired behaviour there. Give me a valid reason why many gay men have a lisp. Many gay men, upon "turning gay", suddenly speak differently and start speaking with a lisp. How do you figure that? Is that genetic or learned/acquired? Please explain.

No gay bashing here, just question asking as that is the point to this thread.

 

[AAP]

Well that's great that your parent's support you. Many parents have issues with their child(ren) being gay regardless of their success, hence why I asked the question to begin with.

Actually the parents have issues with themselves about their children sexual orientation. They somehow figure it is their fault, yet rather than address that central issue about their own fears they resort to things like disowning their children. Kind of sad. Especially when it all comes down to the parents worrying about what other people will think of them for having a "gay" child. Like he is some kind of mass murderer or serial rapist.

I saw this first hand with a school friend of mine who claimed to be gay just so he could scam his parents out of an European vacation by claiming he was attending a clinic to be "fixed". They were so desperate to "fix" him and make him "normal" they paid thousands and thousands of dollars each week for this non-existent treatment he was getting while the only thing he and I were doing were trotting around Europe to anywhere we wanted to go. They even paid for our visits to hookers when we were in Belgium.

 

[Spartacus]

If all fags were like AAP they wouldn't get so much shit.Its the prissy mfers who give fags a bad name.
I did hate AAP but i finally realized he's just an attention whore.....lol

btw, if i was geigh ..........i'd hit it

this crap about prissy and lisps is bullshit
and on the other hand the "gay men are so stylish" is bullshit as well
sure some are inordinately effeminate but as a rule I think most gay men appear "normal" and couldn't be ID'd by the average person as gay in a typical public setting
my family has been in the funeral business for a dozen years
and for those not informed,there is a high percentage of gay men in this industry/profession
we have employed about half a dozen at our place
when you work with people you naturally receive a larger look into their life than you would as a casual observer
the salient characteristic I observed was that 5 of 6 had chemical dependancies.( and trust me I know chemically dependant,heh)
one guy even overdosed shortly after my father fired him(which I strongly disagreed with as the kid was genuinely concerned with doing a good job)
and my opinion is that the gay community is still largely ostracized from what's considered traditional. and sadly too they are often abandoned by thier own family.
drugs and alcohol serve to medicate

 

[Guvna]

I only live about an hour from you....FYI

Questions:

What is your actual JOB? (I would prefer in depth if you dont mind.)

How many men and women have you slept with?

Do you use protection when engaging in sexual acts?

Are your naked parties gay only, or are their straight people there as well??

 

[c-sharp minor]

Heh. I was gonna ask that.


Ok, how bout this.

Do I turn you on?

 

[AAP]

I only live about an hour from you....FYI

Questions:

What is your actual JOB? (I would prefer in depth if you dont mind.)

How many men and women have you slept with?

Do you use protection when engaging in sexual acts?

Are your naked parties gay only, or are their straight people there as well??

What I do is run and manage hospital departments (ER, Radiology, etc..) around the country. I bring in a team of doctors and put them in charge of the departments. Hospitals use my company because my company pays the Dr's malpractice insurance as opposed to hospitals having to pay it. My company also has a unit that handles all the insurance billing too, though I am not affiliated with that.

How many women? Shit, I don't know that. It was usually 2 or 3 different ones each week in college. Of course I also had a few steadies that I saw on a regular basis too. I remember doing 4 different girls on one Saturday once. I didn't even set out to do that. It was a bizarre case of my first breakfast date going bad and me banging her anyway, then going home only to get a call from someone else to meet for lunch, did her and then went out that night picked up another girl at the club, did it and hated it and was so frustrated I called a steady side of on the way home and went over to her place. I have no idea what my total number of women were those five years of college. (went through the Masters program.)

Men - despite what you may think, not many. Probably no more than 20 total over the years.

When I am tricking around when I am single, you bet I use protection. Not for oral sex though. It is only after I have been with someone long enough to trust them inside and out that I would even think of doing otherwise. My current partner is the only one I have barebacked with. Only because I know without a shadow of doubt in my heart that anything he tells me and everything I think about him is true.

My big naked parties of around 200-300 people that are the fund raisers for the HIV women and childrens shelter are exclusively gay. My smaller naked pool parties of about 40-60 people that usually happen on a Sunday are mixed. Gay and straight, men and women. People that I actually know and interact with on a social level. Occassionally I get the odd guest that someone else invites.

 

[strangebrew]

How many boards could a mongol horde hoard if a mongol horde got bored?

 

[rnch]

....current partner is the only one I have barebacked with. Only because I know without a shadow of doubt in my heart that anything he tells me and everything I think about him is true....

sounds like ya'll are fortunate to have found each other.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Besides, women are strange and moody. With a man, he starts acting like a bitch you can punch him upside the head and whoop his ass. Do that to a woman and you end up in jail. Even if she deserved it.

Great quote

 

[deltreefitness]

I agree with ya
now here is my question and it's serious and legit
by definition homosexual means you are attracted to the same sex
so why is there such a large subset amongst homosexual men to appear as women? (i.e. drag queens etc.)

the lesbians seem to have the same sort of incongruent posturing going on too
as we know there are many lesbians that do thier damnest to down play thier traditional female characteristics

I find this psychologically perplexing as homosexuals should be attracted to the traditional characteristics of thier own sex.

Let me try and get this one.

Ok the thing is not all drag queens are gay. Many cross dressers are straight. Most gay guys are not attracted to drag queens or cross dressers. The main reason they are sometimes seen or grouped together is because that's where they can feel comfortable. The gay community is still unfortunately largely seen as outcasts. So if there's anywhere drag queens can feel comfortable it's around people who have been misunderstood and ridiculed most of their lives. But like mentioned before sometimes it is a form of acting out. Being suppressed all your life and finally being comfortable with yourself some tend to over do it just because they can.

As far as all gay men having lisps is bullshit. If you met me you would probably never guess I was gay (unless you met me at a gay club). At least not by the way I look, walk, or talk. So the only guys you can tell are gay right away are guys that make it obvious. You don't notice those that you would perceive as acting like most other males so they hardly get accounted for.

 

[Spartacus]

Let me try and get this one.

Ok the thing is not all drag queens are gay. Many cross dressers are straight. Most gay guys are not attracted to drag queens or cross dressers. The main reason they are sometimes seen or grouped together is because that's where they can feel comfortable. The gay community is still unfortunately largely seen as outcasts. So if there's anywhere drag queens can feel comfortable it's around people who have been misunderstood and ridiculed most of their lives. But like mentioned before sometimes it is a form of acting out. Being suppressed all your life and finally being comfortable with yourself some tend to over do it just because they can.

As far as all gay men having lisps is bullshit. If you met me you would probably never guess I was gay (unless you met me at a gay club). At least not by the way I look, walk, or talk. So the only guys you can tell are gay right away are guys that make it obvious. You don't notice those that you would perceive as acting like most other males so they hardly get accounted for.

good answer
I am of the same opinion regarding gay men as being "obvious"
at least half and most likely 75% aren't to the general public
and I prefaced my previous comments by noting "in a typical public setting"

I've been going to gay bars occassionally for about 20 years
not alone mind you as what the hell would be the point of that
but I do find the occasional gay bar romp quite entertaining
I get a feel for what it's like for a girl in a typical club

 

[Spartacus]

Besides, women are strange and moody. With a man, he starts acting like a bitch you can punch him upside the head and whoop his ass. Do that to a woman and you end up in jail. Even if she deserved it.

when a woman I'm involved with gets "strange" and/or moody I just ignore them
that has more impact than any punch

 

[Spartacus]

here's another question
you know the scenario
bunch of guys say carpenters are on the job site
usual convo and joke telling,which invariably will involve a gay joke stab

my question
when gay men congregate and shoot the shit and tell jokes
what type of jokes?

 

[Guvna]

What I do is run and manage hospital departments (ER, Radiology, etc..) around the country. I bring in a team of doctors and put them in charge of the departments. Hospitals use my company because my company pays the Dr's malpractice insurance as opposed to hospitals having to pay it. My company also has a unit that handles all the insurance billing too, though I am not affiliated with that.

firstly, thanks for answering all of my questions. Next, exactly how would one go about getting a job of this nature? (I am about to get my Bachelor's and still really dont know what I am going to do-though I have been heading towards the pharmacy program)

 

[deltreefitness]

here's another question
you know the scenario
bunch of guys say carpenters are on the job site
usual convo and joke telling,which invariably will involve a gay joke stab

my question
when gay men congregate and shoot the shit and tell jokes
what type of jokes?

LMAO - Carpenters on the job. You'd be surprised how many of those are bottoms lol.

Well we always talk about what's hip in pop culture - duh. Like what Rene Zellweger wore to the Oscars. God, that rag was hideous! Or just talk trash about the less good looking fags.

No but seriously we're not like aliens from another planet or something. I can't think of anything really out of the ordinary. Just normal stuff which can included some gay jokes. I'll let you know if something odd comes to mind though.

 

[Spartacus]

LMAO - Carpenters on the job. You'd be surprised how many of those are bottoms lol.

Well we always talk about what's hip in pop culture - duh. Like what Rene Zellweger wore to the Oscars. God, that rag was hideous! Or just talk trash about the less good looking fags.

No but seriously we're not like aliens from another planet or something. I can't think of anything really out of the ordinary. Just normal stuff which can included some gay jokes. I'll let you know if something odd comes to mind though.

I was surprised to find out that about 80% are bottoms
you know the internet with it's free flowing anon info
before I thought that the "action" would be as the penetrator

I know the prostate isn't a "gay" organ
and was also surprised to find out that many straight men will seek out penetration for prostate stimulation
I gathered this from internet discussions and many woman I've been involved with have told me about thier X

 

[Whiskey]

Clothes that fit.

No shit. A lot of people don't realize that if you have a big chest you should really consider having your shirts tailored and tapered down so it doesn't balloon out of waist band after you move your arms past parallel. Like a deflated blimp around your waist.

Also, if it has been worn in a rap video - avoid.

Personally, I wear mostly fitted dress pants and either a polo type shirt or a button up. I prefer solid colors over patterns. I only own one pair of jeans to my name. And I have had them for 6 years. (the crotch is actually worn out and has holes on the inner thighs. Yeah, I still wear them). I wear shorts around the house and to the gym but never wear them out to places like dinner, movies, the club, etc...

I like Polo and Tommy brands. Pants, I go for Perry Ellis, Brook Brothers, JoS or whatever that is called and I do wear a LOT of Tommy Bahama dress pants. I like them the best. I know the name Tommy Bahama conjurs up wild vivid floral and tropical prints, but their dress pants are very stylish and fit great. I probably have about 20 pair of those.

Have you ever heard of Bachrach?? Just curious. I am pretty shure that there are a couple of their stores in cali. I love their suits and shoes, but especially the different materials they use

Whiskey

 

[babybodybuilder2.5]

Wow....great topic AAP. It is nice to read a thread about being Gay, and not having everyone one bashing the owner of the thread.
Even though I have some of the typical characteristics that straight people have of Gay men. I do agree with you on your answers.

Well done....!!

BBB

 

[~Lexy~]

Wow....great topic AAP. It is nice to read a thread about being Gay, and not having everyone one bashing the owner of the thread.
Even though I have some of the typical characteristics that straight people have of Gay men. I do agree with you on your answers.

Well done....!!

BBB

I enojoyed reading this thread and its great not having people bash the owner of the thread. It is very informative and the questions are very well answered.

A few questions from me to AAP, do you see yourself getting married with your current partner and do you want children? Have you discussed this with your partner? Will you adopt or have a woman who is willing to help you out?

Will the sperm used be yours or your partner's?

 

[awol1]

this should be a sticky

 

[AAP]

I enojoyed reading this thread and its great not having people bash the owner of the thread. It is very informative and the questions are very well answered.

A few questions from me to AAP, do you see yourself getting married with your current partner and do you want children? Have you discussed this with your partner? Will you adopt or have a woman who is willing to help you out?

Will the sperm used be yours or your partner's?

That is a very real possibility in the near future. I am only waiting for my and his travel schedule to calm down. Granted we both have the resources to ensure fulltime care should we be away from home, but I would rather be 100% directly responsible for the upbringing.

A lot of our friends that have children used a female carrier. In most cases, both men donated sperm and the sperm was combined to impregnant her. As we all know, only one man can be the father and often (in abscense of a DNA test) neither one of them will know whose sperm it was.

However there are relationships that are very codependent in nature and whoever has established themselves in the alphamale position of the power struggle will often be the one selected to bear the seed for the pregnancy.

Adoption is also an adoption too. Because part of me doesn't see the logic of bringing more children into the world (except the selfish "it's mine" reason) while there are children out there that are deserving love and a good home too.

 

[seizer]

Do you ever look down at the general population of straight men? Obviously you are interested in men so its not like you are keeping yourself reserved for gay men only, but a lot of straight men are really afraid or hate homosexual males and bash them often...what do you think of them and how do you cope with it?

 

[Spartacus]

That is a very real possibility in the near future. I am only waiting for my and his travel schedule to calm down. Granted we both have the resources to ensure fulltime care should we be away from home, but I would rather be 100% directly responsible for the upbringing.

A lot of our friends that have children used a female carrier. In most cases, both men donated sperm and the sperm was combined to impregnant her. As we all know, only one man can be the father and often (in abscense of a DNA test) neither one of them will know whose sperm it was.

However there are relationships that are very codependent in nature and whoever has established themselves in the alphamale position of the power struggle will often be the one selected to bear the seed for the pregnancy.

Adoption is also an adoption too. Because part of me doesn't see the logic of bringing more children into the world (except the selfish "it's mine" reason) while there are children out there that are deserving love and a good home too.

biologically 98% of the sperm is tasked with killing other sperm
yup most of the sperm is "combat sperm" while only 2% is designed to actually fertilize

 

[AAP]

Do you ever look down at the general population of straight men? Obviously you are interested in men so its not like you are keeping yourself reserved for gay men only, but a lot of straight men are really afraid or hate homosexual males and bash them often...what do you think of them and how do you cope with it?

No I don't look down on them. I need them around to breed new recruits for me.

Actually, I am only interested in gay men. There was a time when I would boink a straight men even if he were married. Some of the best sex I had was with married men. That is fine if you are into just tricking around. But if you are single and looking for a relationship, you are wasting your time. No matter how hot the sex is, it is going to end in disappointment and frustration for both of you.

A lot of straight men are afraid and hate homosexuals. And they do bash them often too. But guess what? Gays are the same way. Some of the worst gay bashings come from other gays themselves. It is always 95% of the case that hatred, bigotry and unacceptance is not because of what the other person is or isn't, but rather because of the insecurities, fears and jealousy that reside in the person showing those traits. My opinion of those kinds of people, no matter what their sexuality may be is always the same. They simply do not exist for me. I have found that in every single case of those people, their actions only repress and keep themselves down and cause inner poisonings for them only. Their ideas and principles can not affect me in any way unless I dwell on it and let it. You think I lose a bit of sleep after watching Falwell turn red in the face and run out of breath during one of his rants? He might like to think so, but the only one experiencing stress and frustration because I like to suck a cock is just him.

Which is not to say I am perfect in accepting other people either. I am an extremely intolerant person myself. I disapprove of the same kind of people that Bill Cosby does. The exception is that I do not limit my dislike to just one race. I dislike anyone - no matter the race, gender or sexuality - that is nothing but a knucklehead contributing nothing to themselves or society. Someone that is on the fast track to nowhere and their only purpose in life is to be an obstacle for those who want to better themselves. Your life is a journey that is nothing more than a one way ticket to the grave. If you are not experiencing every single day of it in a positive way and influence, you don't need to be around for the rest of it.

Some of my best friends are straight men. And they often bring their wives and girlfriends to my naked pool parties too. And if the women can't come, they show up by themselves. It is not because it is a sex thing but because they enjoy the company they are with. I don't like straight men who are in relationships and have sex with other people, male or female. Sounds hypocritical because in the past I was often the one they were having sex with. But now cheating is not a trait I find in desireable in myself and I don't find it desireable in people that I judge their friendship qualities by.

 

[AAP]

here's another question
you know the scenario
bunch of guys say carpenters are on the job site
usual convo and joke telling,which invariably will involve a gay joke stab

my question
when gay men congregate and shoot the shit and tell jokes
what type of jokes?

We usually prefer gossiping over telling jokes.

 

[AAP]

I was surprised to find out that about 80% are bottoms
you know the internet with it's free flowing anon info
before I thought that the "action" would be as the penetrator

I know the prostate isn't a "gay" organ
and was also surprised to find out that many straight men will seek out penetration for prostate stimulation
I gathered this from internet discussions and many woman I've been involved with have told me about thier X

Yes, the vast majority are bottoms. Which makes tops a rare find and why we enjoy so much popularity and pursuit. Why is this? I don't know as I can't find putting something in my rear interesting. But if you look at it, all the bottom has to do is just be there. The top is the one that does all the work. He is the one putting all the effort into the act. I mean face it - piledriving your hips back and forth for half an hour burns more calories than laying there moaning.

Also, the intense feeling factor is to be accounted for. Gay men are by nature very selfish and self centered. It is only natural they expect to have all the attention and the most pleasurable part of the act for themselves.

Of course, bottoms are always the ones picking up the dinner check and theater tickets for us tops too. Shit, ain't nothing for free around here.

And don't be fooled by those people who claim to be "versatile" They are just bottoms in denial.

 

[mart6068]

bottoms in denial...so that makes all bisexuals gay in denial.

 

[Spartacus]

Yes, the vast majority are bottoms. Which makes tops a rare find and why we enjoy so much popularity and pursuit. Why is this? I don't know as I can't find putting something in my rear interesting. But if you look at it, all the bottom has to do is just be there. The top is the one that does all the work. He is the one putting all the effort into the act. I mean face it - piledriving your hips back and forth for half an hour burns more calories than laying there moaning.

Also, the intense feeling factor is to be accounted for. Gay men are by nature very selfish and self centered. It is only natural they expect to have all the attention and the most pleasurable part of the act for themselves.

Of course, bottoms are always the ones picking up the dinner check and theater tickets for us tops too. Shit, ain't nothing for free around here.

And don't be fooled by those people who claim to be "versatile" They are just bottoms in denial.

by and large whether homosexual or heterosexual
the burden of performing is placed on the cock

but hey I've "recovered" from a serious pussy abusing of mine cock which left that pubic area above my cock quite sore
(i.e. they can work it too)

 

[HiDnGoD]

Kudo's for this thread. You should print this & disperse it throughout the world.
On a more personal note, I have a close relative who is gay. He has some effeminate mannerisms, but to the casual observer he would not be obvious.
His father was ashamed and his mother believed it was her fault because he was unwanted.
He now gets along well with his father, they love each other. His mother still blames herself & doesn't accept him unequivocally.

 

[Synpax]

Most people reduce homosexuality down to the simpliest level they can differentiate gay people and "them" from. That level is always the sexual one.

Dude. Please. Without that 'level' they are called 'buddies.' Hells bells, even the WORD homosexual has the word 'sex' in it. You aren't a homosomonetohangoutwithanddrinkbeersual. You are a homoSEXual.

The truth of the matter is that it is extremely rare for someone to be gay just for the sex. If it were a sexual thing then there would never be any married men with children in gay bars looking for something exotic.

So you think those guys in the bars are looking for someone to talk to about their day at the office and maybe cook them a hot meal? Your logic has a falacy.

Just because someone who wants homosexual sex may not always be a homo does not equate that someone is a homo for reasons other than the sex.

Like I said, they are otherwise called 'good friends' or 'best friends.'

And I am a heterosexual because I want sex with women. Cause a woman without the sex is called a MAID.

Not hating on you, that little bit just jumped out at me as not being as well thought out as the rest of your stuff.

Anyway, I do agree that you should have a forum. MAybe you can find a female homosexual and both answer these questions from retards ("Why do you all talk with a lisp?")

 

[mendo]

Dude. Please. Without that 'level' they are called 'buddies.' Hells bells, even the WORD homosexual has the word 'sex' in it. You aren't a homosomonetohangoutwithanddrinkbeersual. You are a homoSEXual.



So you think those guys in the bars are looking for someone to talk to about their day at the office and maybe cook them a hot meal? Your logic has a falacy.

Just because someone who wants homosexual sex may not always be a homo does not equate that someone is a homo for reasons other than the sex.

Like I said, they are otherwise called 'good friends' or 'best friends.'

And I am a heterosexual because I want sex with women. Cause a woman without the sex is called a MAID.

Not hating on you, that little bit just jumped out at me as not being as well thought out as the rest of your stuff.

Anyway, I do agree that you should have a forum. MAybe you can find a female homosexual and both answer these questions from retards ("Why do you all talk with a lisp?")

I agree, isn't sex with another man the ONLY thing that all homosexual men have in common?

 

[Growth&Courage]

Apologies that I didn’t make it on the first 10 people list, but if it’s ok would you please tell us more about your partner? You mentioned somewhere of engaging in barebacking sex with him, which to me was quite a big revelation.

Please tell us more about your partner- the one that you truly believe you'll be spending the rest of your life with. Give us a formal introduction- what does he look like? what does he do for a living? What made him attracted to you (personality-wise or just appearance?) and vice versa why was he attracted to you?

 

[Yarg!]

ok tmr im gonna wear blue denim jeans, with alittle bit of tears- part of the design. on top im wearing a light green mex meyer t shirt with some criss cross techno-esque designs. hair shall be geled and spiked with a plain deep brown leather roots watch. shoes are pumas - white with blue stripes. can i pull this off ? or this a big no no?

 

[Spartacus]

And I am a heterosexual because I want sex with women. Cause a woman without the sex is called a WIFE.

hehheh

 

[deltreefitness]

Dude. Please. Without that 'level' they are called 'buddies.' Hells bells, even the WORD homosexual has the word 'sex' in it. You aren't a homosomonetohangoutwithanddrinkbeersual. You are a homoSEXual.



So you think those guys in the bars are looking for someone to talk to about their day at the office and maybe cook them a hot meal? Your logic has a falacy.

Just because someone who wants homosexual sex may not always be a homo does not equate that someone is a homo for reasons other than the sex.

Like I said, they are otherwise called 'good friends' or 'best friends.'

And I am a heterosexual because I want sex with women. Cause a woman without the sex is called a MAID.

Not hating on you, that little bit just jumped out at me as not being as well thought out as the rest of your stuff.

Anyway, I do agree that you should have a forum. MAybe you can find a female homosexual and both answer these questions from retards ("Why do you all talk with a lisp?")

I think what he meant was something along the lines of how many don't think of homosexuals (males at least) as "regular" people. They often can't see past the difference in sexuality. Like everything is reduced back to "oh well that's coming from a fag" instead of another human being.

I had real problems with this when I came out to my straight friends when I was younger. It's like somehow I was no longer seen as that same friend but now the gay guy. I believe to some I had become a novelty item all of a sudden for some of them. Not all, but some you could really see change in. And no - I didn't start talking with a lisp, start listening to techno, or start wearing leather. Damn it I hate the leather stereotype.

 

[AAP]

Dude. Please. Without that 'level' they are called 'buddies.' Hells bells, even the WORD homosexual has the word 'sex' in it. You aren't a homosomonetohangoutwithanddrinkbeersual. You are a homoSEXual.



So you think those guys in the bars are looking for someone to talk to about their day at the office and maybe cook them a hot meal? Your logic has a falacy.

Just because someone who wants homosexual sex may not always be a homo does not equate that someone is a homo for reasons other than the sex.

Like I said, they are otherwise called 'good friends' or 'best friends.'

And I am a heterosexual because I want sex with women. Cause a woman without the sex is called a MAID.

Not hating on you, that little bit just jumped out at me as not being as well thought out as the rest of your stuff.

Anyway, I do agree that you should have a forum. MAybe you can find a female homosexual and both answer these questions from retards ("Why do you all talk with a lisp?")

Heterosexual has SEX in it. Metrosexual has SEX in it. Even Asexual has SEX in it. So your point was what?

Apparently you did not comprehend my prior statement that you were referencing. I said that it is extremely rare for someone to be gay just for the sex. Because the attraction is much deeper between homosexual men than just sexually. If it were only for gay sex that you were a homosexual, you would never see married men in gay bars because by their standards, they are not gay right? Married men go to gay bars why? To get their prostate banged up later that night. Yeah, sex. Of course they are in there looking to get laid. But then again when the top pulls out and the sex is over, is that married man really "gay"? My point was the very act of gay sex does not necessarily define the nature of homosexuality. Taking a dick up your ass might be a part of gay sex, but it doesn't necessarily make you gay correct? Which is why I used the point of never seeing straight men in gay bars if that were the case. Because by your statement, they would be gay. Hence straight men in gay bars would never exist.

I fucked plenty of women in the past. Does that make me straight? I have slept with both men and women, sometimes both in the same day, but does that make me bisexual? The fact that I define and consider myself as a homosexual has nothing to do with who I have sex with, but rather who I find myself attracted to.

 

[ace6921]

My big naked parties of around 200-300 people that are the fund raisers for the HIV women and childrens shelter are exclusively gay.

I guess I can't come to the next big one....but

My smaller naked pool parties of about 40-60 people that usually happen on a Sunday are mixed. Gay and straight, men and women. People that I actually know and interact with on a social level.

DO I get an invite to the next smaller one? Sounds like fun!

 

[HiDnGoD]

I fucked plenty of women in the past. Does that make me straight? I have slept with both men and women, sometimes both in the same day, but does that make me bisexual? The fact that I define and consider myself as a homosexual has nothing to do with who I have sex with, but rather who I find myself attracted to.

I think bisexuality is more a cultural or societal label, as opposed to homosexual or heterosexual. I've known men and women who, at various times in their lives, 'like to play for the other team'. However, their initial orientation is their defining one. Some of these men limit their bi experiences to oral sex, while some like to get pounded. Shades of grey.
I watched the movie Kinsey last night, & he (in the 1950's) rated men on their grade of sexuality. He made a scale from one to six & said most men fall between the two extremes. One being exclusively hetero, & six being exclusively homo.
Based on myself & my family & friends I have spoken to about this over the years, I would say he is correct.

 

[AAP]

Apologies that I didn’t make it on the first 10 people list, but if it’s ok would you please tell us more about your partner? You mentioned somewhere of engaging in barebacking sex with him, which to me was quite a big revelation.

Please tell us more about your partner- the one that you truly believe you'll be spending the rest of your life with. Give us a formal introduction- what does he look like? what does he do for a living? What made him attracted to you (personality-wise or just appearance?) and vice versa why was he attracted to you?

I already had some posts on my partner here before. I met him on the beach.

Why do I like him? Because he is beautiful and rich. Yeah, I am superficial and shallow like that.

Why does he like me? Because I am a gorgeous jacked up granite hard piece of god flesh, carved from the ass cheek of Apollo himself. Because I am sublime and transcendent. And even when not on that minimum base level, I still have handsome looks, dazzling smile and a huge cock. You know, the important qualities.

 

[rnch]

Why does he like me? Because I am a gorgeous jacked up granite hard piece of god flesh, carved from the ass cheek of Apollo himself. Because I am sublime and transcendent. And even when not on that minimum base level, I still have handsome looks, dazzling smile and a huge cock. You know, the important qualities.

don't forget modest, unassuming and self-depreciating.

 

[AAP]

I am very quiet and humble too. Yeah.

(if he saw me type that prior description, he would whup my ass)

 

[rnch]

"you must spread some karma around before giving it to AAP again".

 

[Razorguns]

Are you a cool gay guy, like Rob Halford?

 

[AAP]

Are you a cool gay guy, like Rob Halford?

Who's that? Was he the one that invented that cheap ass cologne? Or is that Halston?

 

[slat1]

Cloth
Personally, I wear mostly fitted dress pants and either a polo type shirt or a button up. I prefer solid colors over patterns. I only own one pair of jeans to my name. And I have had them for 6 years. (the crotch is actually worn out and has holes on the inner thighs. Yeah, I still wear them). I wear shorts around the house and to the gym but never wear them out to places like dinner, movies, the club, etc...

I like Polo and Tommy brands. Pants, I go for Perry Ellis, Brook Brothers, JoS or whatever that is called and I do wear a LOT of Tommy Bahama dress pants. I like them the best. I know the name Tommy Bahama conjurs up wild vivid floral and tropical prints, but their dress pants are very stylish and fit great. I probably have about 20 pair of those.

Holy shit.. I wear the exact same stuff!

 

[AAP]

Holy shit.. I wear the exact same stuff!

You're gay.

 

[from zero]

Who's that? Was he the one that invented that cheap ass cologne? Or is that Halston?

Bor Halford provides the vocals for Judas Priest.

 

[Razorguns]

Who's that? Was he the one that invented that cheap ass cologne? Or is that Halston?

Okay. Now you're officially gay if you don't know Judas Priest. GAY GAY GAY!!!

 

[The Wenis]

does ordering products from international male and liking big round asses make me a gay black man?

 

[Mr. dB]

does ordering products from international male and liking big round asses make me a gay black man?

No, it makes you Fonz.

 

[Phaded]

I already had some posts on my partner here before. I met him on the beach.

Why do I like him? Because he is beautiful and rich. Yeah, I am superficial and shallow like that.

Why does he like me? Because I am a gorgeous jacked up granite hard piece of god flesh, carved from the ass cheek of Apollo himself. Because I am sublime and transcendent. And even when not on that minimum base level, I still have handsome looks, dazzling smile and a huge cock. You know, the important qualities.

aap is my idol

 

[Razorguns]

Why does he like me? Because I am a gorgeous jacked up granite hard piece of god flesh, carved from the ass cheek of Apollo himself. Because I am sublime and transcendent. And even when not on that minimum base level, I still have handsome looks, dazzling smile and a huge cock. You know, the important qualities.

Now i'm officially speechless.

 

[sigweed]

Now i'm officially speechless.

you'd hit it

 

[Phaded]

when you say your cock is big how big.. if like 8 inches i'm gonna laugh.. tiny tim

 

[Devastation]

have you watched "boat trip" yet? and if you haven't why the fuck not. it's hilarious

 

[DieselGunz]

When i found this forum on a google search in 2004 if you told me I would be reading all of these threads i would have said you are crazy.

Seems like when you think you have seen it all in EF world something comes up to blow that idea out the window.

WOW you are one in a million AAP, your sign says it best you are a window into another world.

 

[Island Son]

a buddy of mine at the Tommy Bahama store said they sold out of pants for the season, for some reason "a lot of guys suddenly came in asking for them".
(lol you all know next trip to the mall you're gonna try 'em on and check your ass in the mirror. Bitches.)

 

[AAP]

Now i'm officially speechless.

And that is JUST how I like to leave 'em.

 

[rnch]

And that is JUST how I like to leave 'em.

and not numb from the waist on down and babbling to themself in some arcane, dead language?

 

[AAP]

when you say your cock is big how big.. if like 8 inches i'm gonna laugh.. tiny tim

8 inches.

Flaccid.

 

[AAP]

have you watched "boat trip" yet? and if you haven't why the fuck not. it's hilarious

It is not accurately portraying a gay cruise. I mean, a gay cruise would have been a tina-drenched boat, sex all over the place - interupted all by cat fights over other men and/or drug money payments. ("Lemma have it on credit, I'm good.")

Trust me, I have been on one before. It ain't pretty.

 

[AAP]

WOW you are one in a million AAP, your sign says it best you are a window into another world.

You just made my whole day.

 

[Phaded]

8 inches.

Flaccid.

autograph sessions anytime soon?

 

[AAP]

autograph sessions anytime soon?

How about a colon tattoo?

 

[SC4EVA]

How can I get an invite to a party in FL?

 

[AAP]

How can I get an invite to a party in FL?

Are you interested in the biggie one or the smally one?

 

[Mr. dB]

All this stuff about who is willing to do what to whom is just too complicated. Now I know why they call it "playing for the other team", 'cause there are so many different positions.

I'm amazed that any of you manage to hook up, after you pre-qualify any potential partner's preferences.

 

[AAP]

All this stuff about who is willing to do what to whom is just too complicated. Now I know why they call it "playing for the other team", 'cause there are so many different positions.

I'm amazed that any of you manage to hook up, after you pre-qualify any potential partner's preferences.

Well I have a form I pass out in the bar when I arrive for everyone to fill out. That way I can eliminate the undesireables right away.

 

[DieselGunz]

You just made my whole day.

No problem consider it a small payment considering most of the time i am falling off my chair laughing at your posts.......

 

[Spartacus]

I already had some posts on my partner here before. I met him on the beach.

Why do I like him? Because he is beautiful and rich. Yeah, I am superficial and shallow like that.

Why does he like me? Because I am a gorgeous jacked up granite hard piece of god flesh, carved from the ass cheek of Apollo himself. Because I am sublime and transcendent. And even when not on that minimum base level, I still have handsome looks, dazzling smile and a huge cock. You know, the important qualities.

it's illuminating that you always discuss your partner and yourself in such "successful" terms
on an internet board

 

[SC4EVA]

Are you interested in the biggie one or the smally one?

Im gonna assume the smaller ones are more my interest

2 other comments - Went to parliament house in orlando couple years ago when I was like 19 - I was SOOO confused what the deal was for the first couple minutes

- other one been on two Atlantis cruises so far - Dont think boat trip or that other explanation explain fully - I should post pictures

 

[deltreefitness]

- other one been on two Atlantis cruises so far - Dont think boat trip or that other explanation explain fully - I should post pictures

You should

 

[SC4EVA]

What happened? I post and the thread dies??

 

[deltreefitness]

What happened? I post and the thread dies??

9 pages is too much for most to read so they don't even bother.

 

[stilleto]

dude, you're gay? seriously? i thought you were joking.

 

[SC4EVA]

Lol

 

[AAP]

You should

Hell yeah he should. Post em up.