asian massage

[markshark]

..been throwin my $$ away at this shit a lot lately. fuckin $50/hr plus extra for extra shit. any u guys out there ever get discounts from these places and if so how u get em?

 

[EnderJE]

Ask for the student discount.

 

[deco]

..been throwin my $$ away at this shit a lot lately. fuckin $50/hr plus extra for extra shit. any u guys out there ever get discounts from these places and if so how u get em?

offer them a blowjob

 

[hardrock]

Happy ending?

 

[jimmy d]

eros.com

 

[markshark]

Happy ending?

yeah, different prices. head =$140, fuck & shower & anything else u wanna do= $200 i NEED discounts bros

 

[EnderJE]

yeah, different prices. head =$140, fuck & shower & anything else u wanna do= $200 i NEED discounts bros

Start dating a chick? Wait...that's too expensive....craigslist?

 

[markshark]

offer them a blowjob

i dont like capn crunch

 

[JayC9]

I pay $3 per hour for a traditional Thai massage or its $20 for a 90 minute suck n fuck if you're so inclined (you can pick any girl from the fishbowl).

I'm a big fan of soapys. For those of you who don't know what a soapy is, it’s where you lay naked in a shallow wide bath and a naked chick lathers you up and rubs you down with various parts of her anatomy after which she towels you down. You can forget the massage and just screw her for the 90 mins if you want but it’s actually very relaxing and enjoyable. Fairytale endings.

 

[markshark]

I pay $3 per hour for a traditional Thai massage or its $20 for a 90 minute suck n fuck if you're so inclined (you can pick any girl from the fishbowl).

I'm a big fan of soapys. For those of you who don't know what a soapy is, it’s where you lay naked in a shallow wide bath and a naked chick lathers you up and rubs you down with various parts of her anatomy after which she towels you down. You can forget the massage and just screw her for the 90 mins if you want but it’s actually very relaxing and enjoyable. Fairytale endings.

where the fuck is this place at?!!!!!!!!!

 

[deco]

yea dude where they fuck are you nigs gettin your massages

 

[Razorguns]

not so expensive here in la. we got massage parlors everywhere. who needs to go to tijuana.

 

[feisty11975]

I am shocked...You mean you actually pay for that?? hahaha

 

[thewanderer690]

not so expensive here in la. we got massage parlors everywhere. who needs to go to tijuana.

Never been to one of these but Ive seen massage parlors all over the fuckin place. So basically if it says Thai massage it means happy ending??

 

[Razorguns]

Never been to one of these but Ive seen massage parlors all over the fuckin place. So basically if it says Thai massage it means happy ending??

yep. real massage places don' have to pre-fix it with "thai". and they're not at the back of a strip plaza.

 

[Dial_tone]

actually, some of the massage girls in L.A. are dropdead gorgeous.

 

[tiger88]

where the fuck is this place at?!!!!!!!!!

lol that motherFer lives in thailand

 

[Lestat]

been a while since we've had a massage parlor thread!

lol @ the dude in THai Land getting everyone excited. You go there, you see tons of older businesmen paying a couple hundred to fuck like five 15 year olds at once. Fuggin sick.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

you would have to be insane to touch a thai girl. HIV rates in taht country are skyrocketing. theyre actually the source of lot of western infections, because people go on sex holidays and come back with undetected disease...and the people who do this type of thing usually arent the type to go get checked. fuckers.

anyway, get a girlfriend. what the hell are you thinking, paying for sex? come on, man!!! bloody hell

 

[Razorguns]

you would have to be insane to touch a thai girl. HIV rates in taht country are skyrocketing.

As if girls gone wild sluts in this country are any better. Besides, who wouldn't use a condom??

 

[GoldenDelicious]

As if girls gone wild sluts in this country are any better. Besides, who wouldn't use a condom??

its a lot more prevalent there. youre far less likely to get hiv in the states than in thailand.

besides, condoms break, fluid moves etc etc. its not 100%

 

[Oldpro]

I am shocked...You mean you actually pay for that?? hahaha

Come on, men pay just to hear women talk, or write about sex. Can't imagine who would do such?

 

[Razorguns]

its a lot more prevalent there. youre far less likely to get hiv in the states than in thailand.

besides, condoms break, fluid moves etc etc. its not 100%

double-bag it. get a blow/handjob. just because there's a tiny risk doen't mena u don't o it. Otherwise no one would have sex in this countyr : gay or straight.

 

[Spanky11]

Its called "Soapland" in Japan...

Great fun once or twice.

A colleague of mine works over there and says its weird when you are trying to conduct a business deal over dinnner, and then old Jap guy says "I can't make this decision when I am tense, lets go to soapland"....

 

[GoldenDelicious]

double-bag it. get a blow/handjob. just because there's a tiny risk doen't mena u don't o it. Otherwise no one would have sex in this countyr : gay or straight.

double bagging it makes it more likely taht the condoms will break - and while theres always risk, its calculated risk...and in a country like thailand, that risk is higher, end of story

if you were living there and could get a supply of girls that had tests etc etc then fine, but what with foreigners coming and offering massive money for girls to have sex without condoms, their propensity to catch and carry on disease is higher

anyway i dont like the idea of paying for sex. it would leave me feeling decidedly...scummy

 

[deco]

double bagging<jacking off by yourself

 

[Dial_tone]

I am shocked...You mean you actually pay for that?? hahaha

If y'all would give it up easier we wouldn't have to.

 

[Lestat]

double bagging<jacking off by yourself

agreed!!!

 

[markshark]

I am shocked...You mean you actually pay for that?? hahaha

well if u females werent so damn stingy and would actually fuck me i wouldnt have to pay for it.