Ashlee Simpson has no talent?

[westsnoop]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1227562.html?menu=news.quirkies.showbizquirkies

 

[geoboy]

Ashlee Simpson says she can burp the alphabet.

what they didnt make clear, is that she doesnt really "burp" the alphabet, she pussyfarts it. they cleaned it up for a family news site.

 

[Razorguns]

Maybe now she'll be good enuff for the state fair!

 

[Meantime1]

She needs to stop miming and try and sing live like her sister every now and again,
I personal prefer Jessica, she might not be the most intelligent person, but at least she can belt a tune, but also underneath it all, you can tell she is a sweet heart

 

[WODIN]

She needs to stop miming and try and sing live like her sister every now and again,
I personal prefer Jessica, she might not be the most intelligent person, but at least she can belt a tune, but also underneath it all, you can tell she is a sweet heart

She did that at the Orange Bowl this month and got booed off the field because she was simply horrible.

 

[perkele]

Ashlee is THE most talented singer since Ella Fitzgerald.

 

[Meantime1]

She did that at the Orange Bowl this month and got booed off the field because she was simply horrible.

REALLY WOW
I did'nt know that

 

[d3track]

i think more press shoudl go to vanessa carlsonand some of the other gurls that can actually sing

 

[BrandonXJ]

Why was this topic phrased as a question?

 

[coldblue1955]

she may be the worst singer in u.s. history!

 

[PICK3]

I'd still hit it!

 

[wootoom]

i cant stand her and her punkish image

 

[slickdadd]

She got robbed at the Grammy's.

 

[wootoom]

thank god

 

[PICK3]

She got robbed at the Grammy's.

lol!

 

[canadianhitman]

I'd still hit it!

Me too...and I think that's what's really important here. I don't care if she can sing or not...they have sound engineering to counteract a mediocre voice. What matters is whether or not the pop tart has something that stirs my testosterone when I see her video.

 

[saint808]

she's definately my least favorite simpson... i ever like her less than some of the non-simpson family characters on the show