As I get older...

[JarHed]

...I've learned that you cannot make
>someone love you. All you can do is
>stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
>
>I've learned that no matter how much I care,
>some people are just assholes.
>
>I've learned that it takes years
>to build up trust, and it only takes
>suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
>
>I've learned that you can get by
>on charm for about fifteen minutes.
>After that, you'd better have a big willy
>or huge boobs.
>
>I've learned that you shouldn't
>compare yourself to others - they are
>more screwed up than you think.
>
>I've learned that you can keep vomiting
>long after you think you're finished.
>
>I've learned that we are responsible
>for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
>
>I've learned that regardless of
>how hot and steamy a relationship is at
>first, the passion fades, and there had better
>be a lot of money to take its place!
>
>I've learned that 99% of the time when
>something isn't working in your house, one
>of your kids (dogs) did it
>
>I've learned that the people you care most
>about in life are taken from you too soon
>and all the less important ones just never go away.
>
>Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me,
>they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe
>Something good will happen.
>If not...tough shit.

 

[bran987]

>I've learned that you shouldn't
>compare yourself to others - they are
>more screwed up than you think.

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well

 

[Gambino]

good points

 

[Subzeero]

i know

 

[jerseyart]

LOL

True

 

[Seashell]

"I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in."

LOL!