As a bouncer, I can really identify...

[casavant]

LMAO.... from "The Onion":


This Absolutely The Last Time Bouncer
Cleans Up Vomit

LUBBOCK, TX—Bruce Kucharsky, 29, a bouncer at the Come Back Inn, announced Monday that this is "absolutely the last time" he is cleaning up vomit. "This is it," said Kucharsky, mopping up a chunky, peach-hued puddle near the pool table. "I'll clean up the puke this time, but next time, they're gonna find somebody else, or I quit. I ain't no fucking janitor." In his four months as a bouncer at the bar, Kucharsky estimated he has "wiped up chunder, like, at least 300 times."

 

[bigAragorn]

LMAO.... from "The Onion":


This Absolutely The Last Time Bouncer
Cleans Up Vomit

LUBBOCK, TX—Bruce Kucharsky, 29, a bouncer at the Come Back Inn, announced Monday that this is "absolutely the last time" he is cleaning up vomit. "This is it," said Kucharsky, mopping up a chunky, peach-hued puddle near the pool table. "I'll clean up the puke this time, but next time, they're gonna find somebody else, or I quit. I ain't no fucking janitor." In his four months as a bouncer at the bar, Kucharsky estimated he has "wiped up chunder, like, at least 300 times."

LOL "chunder"

 

[bwood]

yeah, its easy to keep respect mopping up barf...

crazy, just crazy...

 

[The Red Dragon]

It's true though, bouncers weren't hired to clean up puke

 

[casavant]

yeah, its easy to keep respect mopping up barf...

crazy, just crazy...

Yeah. Ya know, a person stops seeing themself in a glorious light pretty quickly when they start bouncing, even without having to mop up puke. But nothing caps it off like having to wheel out a mop and bucket and clean up someone's steak dinner and Long Island iced tea with a group of pretty girls nearby curling their lips in disgust.

And people wonder why we look pissed off at the door sometimes.

 

[bigAragorn]

I dont know but at the bars i work at the waitresses clean that shit up. It doesnt make any sense for the bouncer to clean up. None whatsoever.

 

[casavant]

I dont know but at the bars i work at the waitresses clean that shit up. It doesnt make any sense for the bouncer to clean up. None whatsoever.

I've worked at a few different places, and it's been different at each place. A lot of times, whoever is the least busy just grabs the damn mop and does it. I've definitely cleaned up my fair share though.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Vomit should be "Banned!"

 

[casavant]

^

 

[collegiateLifter]

hahha just got finishin readin that off the onion

 

[gtrcivic]

Thats why i've only bartended... Never wanted to deal with that stuff, and the fact i wasn't big enough to be a Bouncer !!