Arnold's best one-liner

[lonewulf]

What do you think arnolds best one-liner is? My favorite is when he drills through the armored tank in Total Recall and yells "SCREW YOU!" All you arnold fans need to list your favorites.

 

[The Almighty]

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Not really along the lines of his action one-liners, but good none the less.

 

[Lao Tzu]

any one of these

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[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

"Remember when I said I'd kill you last?""I lied."

"To see your enemy driven before you,to hear the lamentations of their women"(Conan)

 

[the nature boy]

only hardcore Total Recall fans will know these arnold lines:

You think this is the real Quaid? It is!

After he fucks up some dude (Ricktor) he says "See you at the party Ricktor"

One of the best movies of all time.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Arnold Schwarzenegger- "Sorry, Joe I couldnt resist sticking my huge bonernater up Betties big wide ass"

Joe Weider- "That's ok Arnie, cause I just shot a Weider's Mega Mass 4000 Protein Shake on Maria's Concentration camp face!"

 

[BigBazooka]

"Aeh needh yer clots, yer boots andh yer motacykle!" - Ahnuld in T2

 

[Scotsman]

"Milk is for babies when you get older you have to drink beer"
-Pumping Iron-

 

[MuSuLPhReAk]

Who is your daddy and what does he do? hahahahahah I can't stop laughing!!!

 

[GinNJuice]

My favorite:

"Consider that a divorce" -Total Recall just after shooting Sharon Stone

 

[Big Brother Val]

"I want to die!" -Junior

Kid: What happened to your dog?
Arnold: "It's not a dog. It's a ferret."
Kid: What's a ferret?
Arnold: "That's a ferret." -Kindergarten Cop

"If it bleeds, we can kill it." -Predator

"He said: 'Go and kiss your mother's behind'." -Red Heat

Devito: Yeah? Well money talks and bullshit walks.
Arnold: "How can bullshit walk? That's slang, huh?" -Twins

"Reading, writing, arithmetic...
Too much homework makes me sick.
When it's time to pass the test...
Kindergarten is the test." -Kindergarten Cop

"Well I've got news for you... you are mine now! You belong to me! You're not going to have your mommies run behind you, whiping your little tushies. Oh no. It's time now to turn this mush, into muscle. No more crying, no more 'Mr. Kimble I have to go to the bathroom'... nothing! THERE IS NO BATHROOM!" -Kindergarten Cop.

"Do I look cool now?" -Twins

Jamie Lee Curtis: Are we going to die?
Arnold: "Yep!" -True Lies

 

[Y_lifter]

When he throws the knife and nails the dude against a wall and says..
"Stick Around"

 

[Big Brother Val]

Okay... so some aren't one liners. But they still make me happy.

 

[Big Brother Val]

"Why am I standing here talking to you, when I could be doing something dangerous.... like rearranging my sock drawers." -Last Action Hero

 

[amaritto]

Serge: I look like I can take you

Arnold: KEEP LOOKING.
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Pumping Iron

 

[needleboy]

I kinda like the one when someone walked into his trailer on the set of a movie, and he had some chick up on the counter munching her box. He turns to the person who opened the door with a big smile and said "Eating isn't cheating."

 

[joeychicago69]

Bros,
In Commando when arnold and Bennit are fighting towards the end of the movie. Bennit flys backwards onto some kinda boiler/furnace. Aronld pick up this giant pipe, throws it across the room, through Bennit's chest. Then....as all this smoke is comming out of the end of the tube from the furnace "Hey Bennit, LET OFF SOME STEAM!"

 

[Big Brother Val]

Joey... he actually says: "Let off some steam, Bennett". But hey who's counting.

Another good Commando line:

"I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry!"

Or even:

"Don't disturb my friend... he's dead tired."

 

[Milhouse]

From Pumping Iron when Eddie Guilani is telling Arnold that with him being the wolf at the top of the hill all the wolves at the bottom of the hill are hungry and trying to knock him off and he says something like..

"But when the wolf at the top of the hill is hungry he can just take the food because its there"


Arnold-"Louie did you say something?"
Lou-"Arnold I'm Twaining"
Arnold-"well you have to be quiet like a churchmouse in here"

Side note is the part in the movie Pumping iron in Golds Gym with Big Tony. I wonder is that guy watches that film and goes 'Gee my claim to fame in that movie is standing there laughing for nothing"

That scene is as classic as the odd looking chinese guy in the alley in Bloodsport "Ok America"

 

[bgdaddysmooth]

"Need a light?" Running Man

"You're luggage." Eraser

"He had to split." Running man

"That son of a bitch smoked my stogie!" The 6th Day

 

[the nature boy]

From Running Man:

"Look at Sub Zero...... Now just Plain Zero!"

Predator

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

 

[supersizeme]

pumping iron right before olympia judging

Black dude: "I look like I can take."

Ahnald: "<laffs> Keep lewking."

 

[supersizeme]

pumping iron right before olympia judging

Black dude: "I look like I can take you."

Ahnald: "<laffs> Keep lewking."

 

[MasterMind]

"You are one ugly mother fucker"- predator

"Come with me if you want to live"-terminator 2

Jaimie Lee Curtis-"You kill people!"
Arnold-"Ya, but they were all bad."-true lies

 

[Test boy]

I'll be back.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Terminator gun shop scene.

Gun shop owner, after noticing Arnold loading gun: "You can't do that!"

Arnold: "Wrong" and then he shoots the guy.

That, and "Sarah Connor??"

 

[gymratess1]

Gotta tell you all thanks. These bring back memories of all of these great movies, especially Pumping Iron. They are all great. Arnold's great. Thanks again.