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Thanks to http://stileproject.com/arnoldsound.html for providing me with the soundboard used for this phone call. Once again, this call was made to Joe DaBomb himself (aka NYC BOY) at 1-800-ASK-KEEN ex. 0170786. I advise all of you to give him a call and ask for his "expert" training advice.
Here is the transcript. The actual recording of this conversation should be available to anyone interested in a few days time. Remember, the posts by "Me" are actually good ol' arnold, so try and remember that while reading.
(Disclaimer: For those who check out the website above, all "yeah" and "yes" replies are listed as #2, i.e. "Yeah 2" and "yes 2")
Joe: Hi this is Joe DaBomb, who is this?
Me: Good morning.
Joe: Hello! It's afternoon! It's 3:40 in New York.
Me: Yeah.
Joe: What's your name buddy?
Me: I'm detective John Kimble!
Joe: You are Kimble?
Me: Yes.
Joe: Kimble, you need help getting a good body?
Me: Yeah.
Joe: Alright, what you need my friend?
Me: Who are you!?
Joe: Who am I?
Me: Yeah.
Joe: This is Joe.
Me: Howdy stranger.
Joe: Hello, friend. What question did you have?
Me: How are you?
Joe: Im doing good! Did you have questions on your body on diet and training?
Me: Lemme talk to your mother.
Joe: My mother?
Me: Yeah.
Joe: Why? She doesn't live in New York.
Me: Get your mother please.
Joe: Did you have questions friend?
Me: Hey, Im a police officer.
Joe: You are a officer?
Me: IM A COP YOU IDIOT!
Joe: Yes, you are a policeman?
Me: One of us is in deep trouble.
Joe: What is wrong?
Me: I dont really like you, alright? You've brought me nothing but pain.
Joe: What did I do? Did you call me before?
Me: Yes, could I speak with the drug dealer of the house please?
Joe: What drug's are you talking about? You asking me about roids?
Me: STOP WHINING!
Joe: What?
Me: You son of a bitch!
Joe: Me?
Me: How are you?
Joe: Im good, you already asked me this question? What did you need to know about your body?
Me: Now Im going to ask you a bunch of questions...and I wanna have them answered immediately.
Joe: Yes, that's what I asked for.
Me: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Joe: Why did you asking questions about my parents? They are not here, this is Joe.
Me: C'mon, dont bullshit me.
Joe: No, Im not. This is Joe.
Me: Nice to meet you.
By then, we free three minutes was about up, so I opted to end the conversation.
As I said, the actual recorded conversation will be available soon via email. I will let you know when it is ready. NYC BOY is a gift from God, dont let him go to waste.
Here is the transcript. The actual recording of this conversation should be available to anyone interested in a few days time. Remember, the posts by "Me" are actually good ol' arnold, so try and remember that while reading.
(Disclaimer: For those who check out the website above, all "yeah" and "yes" replies are listed as #2, i.e. "Yeah 2" and "yes 2")
Joe: Hi this is Joe DaBomb, who is this?
Me: Good morning.
Joe: Hello! It's afternoon! It's 3:40 in New York.
Me: Yeah.
Joe: What's your name buddy?
Me: I'm detective John Kimble!
Joe: You are Kimble?
Me: Yes.
Joe: Kimble, you need help getting a good body?
Me: Yeah.
Joe: Alright, what you need my friend?
Me: Who are you!?
Joe: Who am I?
Me: Yeah.
Joe: This is Joe.
Me: Howdy stranger.
Joe: Hello, friend. What question did you have?
Me: How are you?
Joe: Im doing good! Did you have questions on your body on diet and training?
Me: Lemme talk to your mother.
Joe: My mother?
Me: Yeah.
Joe: Why? She doesn't live in New York.
Me: Get your mother please.
Joe: Did you have questions friend?
Me: Hey, Im a police officer.
Joe: You are a officer?
Me: IM A COP YOU IDIOT!
Joe: Yes, you are a policeman?
Me: One of us is in deep trouble.
Joe: What is wrong?
Me: I dont really like you, alright? You've brought me nothing but pain.
Joe: What did I do? Did you call me before?
Me: Yes, could I speak with the drug dealer of the house please?
Joe: What drug's are you talking about? You asking me about roids?
Me: STOP WHINING!
Joe: What?
Me: You son of a bitch!
Joe: Me?
Me: How are you?
Joe: Im good, you already asked me this question? What did you need to know about your body?
Me: Now Im going to ask you a bunch of questions...and I wanna have them answered immediately.
Joe: Yes, that's what I asked for.
Me: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Joe: Why did you asking questions about my parents? They are not here, this is Joe.
Me: C'mon, dont bullshit me.
Joe: No, Im not. This is Joe.
Me: Nice to meet you.
By then, we free three minutes was about up, so I opted to end the conversation.
As I said, the actual recorded conversation will be available soon via email. I will let you know when it is ready. NYC BOY is a gift from God, dont let him go to waste.
