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Arnold saves a man's life

What they didn't report is that the guy was having trouble breathing because he was intoxicated by a poison from a huge Bin Laden Squid that was terrorizong swimmers int he general area, and Arnie had to fight the damn thing off by swimming underwater (with the boogieboard) and shoving it so far up that things ass that it just split in half, and arnold ate the fukkin balls off it for a protein dinner and yeah.
 
what they left out, was as soon as arnold got him to shore, the man's wife came running up, and arnold then fondled her
 
I think it was a setup, since Stallone saved somebody Arnie had to play catch-up.
 
Deus Ex Machina said:
look at all the haters postin in here.

Good for Arnold

word

but i think a better story would be if he had to kill some terrorist maniac with his bare hands in order to save a lot of people
 
funniest shit ever was the second post on the fark comments for this new article

"get on my boogie board if you want to live"
 
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