that's right dballer baby, I own you, and don't you forget it! <<sound of whip cracking against leather in the background>>
and yeah....it's true!! ladies and some of you guys (Kayne?), dballer IS reeeeealy ugly!!! Nah...not a hottie whatsoever!!!
<<**as polarpixie sultrily winks and blows a kiss at dballer**>>
As for me, I'm pretty scary to look at when I haven't put my contacts in yet in the morning...well, actually, I guess I look more blurry then scary I guess....LOL!