Are you lonesome tonight?

[KOBE]

Im offering a new service from today, i'll keep the bed warm with you for $300 per night.

funny business at extra charge.

 

[Raina]

That's why I have a dog.

 

[a10j10]

I thought we'd be discussing Elvis impersonators...

 

[hamstershaver]

and i thought klu made terrible threads

 

[KOBE]

cant beat a bit of elvis

 

[SoKlueles]

i just spent 155 bucks on getting my van fixed
sorry

 

[StickFigure]

Im offering a new service from today, i'll keep the bed warm with you for $300 per night.

funny business at extra charge.

Tonight???

Where are you from??

 

[Cutiebaby]

lmao....

 

[Forge]

That's why I have a dog.

Yeah, dogs rule. My cats do a good job too. Unfortunately I can't move around too much in bed though...

 

[bigmann245]

That's why I have a dog.

thats bad..... well...... no thats bad..

 

[Sub-Zero]

That's why I have a dog.

GROSS

 

[sublime35]

I am lonely all the time. But I think I'll pass. An offer from someone named KOBE to have company for a night sounds like an ass raping and court case waiting to happen. I just don't have time for that kind of publicity right now.

 

[Lestat]

and i thought klu made terrible threads

almost bombable

 

[blut wump]

and i thought klu made terrible threads

I hope you haven't discovered doubt

 

[blut wump]

cant beat a bit of elvis

Elvis used to

 

[biteme]

No, but I need to do housework and I'm looking for an excuse to put it off. Looking for threads to reply to.

 

[blut wump]

No, but I need to do housework and I'm looking for an excuse to put it off. Looking for threads to reply to.

Make some new threads. Lots of people will reply to whore and you're set for the duration.