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Are you going to be buried or cremated?
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I'll be dead, so I don't really care.
If I die before my Dad, I'm sure that he'd put me through the traditional embalming and casket routine. I haven't even bothered to tell him that I'd prefer to just be cremated and disposed of, because he wouldn't understand and probably wouldn't comply; he'd rather force his own belief system on me when I'm not in a position to fight back.
If I outlive my dad, then I'll leave instructions in a will that I wish to be cremated and disposed of in the cheapest manner possible.
If I die before my Dad, I'm sure that he'd put me through the traditional embalming and casket routine. I haven't even bothered to tell him that I'd prefer to just be cremated and disposed of, because he wouldn't understand and probably wouldn't comply; he'd rather force his own belief system on me when I'm not in a position to fight back.
If I outlive my dad, then I'll leave instructions in a will that I wish to be cremated and disposed of in the cheapest manner possible.
I'd like to be cremated and shot up in a model rocket. No joke either. Dad and I have always shot off model rockets, hell he still does. Makes his own fuel still too. I'd like one made big enough, or alot of them, and have them spread my ash in the sky.
Or at least put in some fireworks. either or
Whiskey
Or at least put in some fireworks. either or
Whiskey
slickdadd
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I want to be cremated, but in front of everyone. Before being lit on fire, I want my body to be stood up holding a flying v guitar with a look on my face like I just smelled spoiled milk as to signify the sheer raunchyness of the riff I am playing as I go to the next dimension of rocking. Whilst burning I would prefer either the closing part of Metallica's "One" be played or Smoky Robinson's "The Tears of a Clown."
Harvest every organ you can from my lifeless hulk. Whatever is left goes to science or students, the flotsam that is left over after THAT should be burned and tossed anywhere where it is convenient.
When you're dead, you're gone. I would like to think that some part of me helped someone even in death.
When you're dead, you're gone. I would like to think that some part of me helped someone even in death.
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Ulcasterdropout
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All depends on what I can get through customs.
Lady Viking
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I'd like to be cremated.
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Spartacus
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well I'm in the funeral business
the funeral isn't for the dead,it's for the survivors
the funeral isn't for the dead,it's for the survivors
mountain muscle
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Cremated for me. Then bury my ashes with a baby tree. No headstone just a small bench, which I plan to make, so my family can come sit in the shade of the tree with which I was buried.
GoldenDelicious
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after talking to you, probably fumigated!Pamela said:
damn i miss that game. they should make number 5 already
Couple of co-workers were talking about that outfit that makes a "diamond" out of (some small part of) a person's ashes. Yuck. Did you know that statistically, some tiny number of atoms in your body right now were once part of someone like Caesar, or Shakespeare?
Why take them out of circulation by putting them into a bit of dead rock? That would be like dying "deader than dead."
And a typical cemetery strikes me as a waste of a perfectly good park. Scatter them ashes, baby!
Why take them out of circulation by putting them into a bit of dead rock? That would be like dying "deader than dead."
And a typical cemetery strikes me as a waste of a perfectly good park. Scatter them ashes, baby!
digger said:
Exactly!!!! Toss a match at me and light me up.
c-sharp minor
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Cremated.
No 'worm food' here.
No 'worm food' here.
sasharawkz
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I'm giving my body to the med school. Apparently, not enough people are doing this and most universities (at least in Canada) are going to platic models for anatomy. I'd give my organs but you can only harvest about 55 items. Save 55 people or teach x-number of med students who help how many people over their career.....do the math!!!
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Ulcasterdropout
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Yeah, have your body chopped up so some maggot can make 150K a year after med schoolsasharawkz said:I'm giving my body to the med school. Apparently, not enough people are doing this and most universities (at least in Canada) are going to platic models for anatomy. I'd give my organs but you can only harvest about 55 items. Save 55 people or teach x-number of med students who help how many people over their career.....do the math!!!
LOL...I'm not giving them shit, Fuck 'em...
patsfan1379
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definately buried.
Buried
GoldenDelicious
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in the US at one time there were too many bodies given to science, and so the med schools etc sold them on to the military, who tested grenades etc on themsasharawkz said:I'm giving my body to the med school. Apparently, not enough people are doing this and most universities (at least in Canada) are going to platic models for anatomy. I'd give my organs but you can only harvest about 55 items. Save 55 people or teach x-number of med students who help how many people over their career.....do the math!!!
wonderful, huh
c-sharp minor
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Y_lifter said:
That's what my ex wanted done with hers, but I haven't found a suitable location yet. Surprisingly enough, there are laws here prohibiting the spread of cremated ashes in most areas.
