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Are you a sex god?

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Mine said:

Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.
 
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Zeus, the God of Thunder. Charming and popular, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of you new godliness, sign up with Emode.

**Golf Clap**

Like a ten-megaton bomb, you drop from the sky and into the arms of your lovers. Seduction is not just a simple game for you, it's a way of life. With your handsome looks and masculine charms, you wow the ladies until all resistance has worn away. As ruler of the gods, you like to remain in control of your relationships. From casual discussions to techniques in the bedroom, you like to call the shots. You may have many admirers, but you might tend to fall a little short on some virtues -- such as fidelity. Your mind wanders at the slightest provocation. You have been known to have several women on your mind (and in your bed) at once. But, hey, with such powerful feelings thundering inside, you need to spread your love around, right? What's certain is that once you get busy, your godly nature starts working overtime. As you perform your magic, that special someone will know exactly why they call you a true sex god.
 
AND for the women:

The Godesses


My results

A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!

The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being,

PERSEPHONE, Goddess of the Night,

a woman in touch with her deepest inner desires.

As the most sexual of all the female deities, you are very comfortable in the bedroom. Your skill at pleasing a man is unmatched, and you know exactly what you need for your own pleasure. As a woman of passion, you're very comfortable with expressing your desires to anyone. You are a proud and confident woman who exudes sensuality. You cherish the intimacy of physical attraction and know what it takes to win a man. As a woman deeply in touch with your sexuality, you definitely know how to thoroughly enjoy yourself! Your polished bedroom performance always keeps them coming back for more. When everything is going right, a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!
 
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Mine, you have been nominated Apollo, the god of poetry and light, as every god's ideal, you're also every woman's dream lover.
 
Mine said : Heaven's Above! You are a absolute goddess in bed. Your deeply sensual & sexual confidence drive men crazy.

I'm Persephone, Goddess of the Night!

It gave me a different lil message than you, Velvett!

I bet the "toys" question did me in....hehehe
 
HAHAHHA!

Must be a scorpio thang!


BigBuck --> :p back at ya.

Wodin - pretty close but not only.

Vixenbabe - YEEEEEEEEEEHAWW! I'm not surprised. :D
Something about the way you move in your photos that gave you away.
 
Holy shit! You are a horrendous freak in bed. Your paranoia and sadistic tendencies make you the most desired by the ladies.

You are CORPSEUS - God of the Sharp Object

You like to decapitate and skull fuck your partners before actual intercourse, and your willingness to please makes you a hot commodity among women. You have many admirers, but are hesitant to approach them, due to your worries about blood type compatibility. You may want to look into using softer, gentler instruments during sex, like a baseball bat, or a drill.
 
Oh yeah . . . :cool:

Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:

ZEUS, God of Thunder.

Like a ten-megaton bomb, you drop from the sky and into the arms of your lovers. Seduction is not just a simple game for you, it's a way of life. With your handsome looks and masculine charms, you wow the ladies until all resistance has worn away. As ruler of the gods, you like to remain in control of your relationships. From casual discussions to techniques in the bedroom, you like to call the shots. You may have many admirers, but you might tend to fall a little short on some virtues -- such as fidelity. Your mind wanders at the slightest provocation. You have been known to have several women on your mind (and in your bed) at once. But, hey, with such powerful feelings thundering inside, you need to spread your love around, right? What's certain is that once you get busy, your godly nature starts working overtime. As you perform your magic, that special someone will know exactly why they call you a true sex god.
 
what ever this means

Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Ares, the God of War. Master of power and strength, you're every woman's dream lover.
 
I ve been told :


Oh god I should be the one who pay you.

I am sored by so much friction.

Are you cumming soon, cause Im tired and sore?


that is the truth :D
 
Re: what ever this means

conan69 said:
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Ares, the God of War. Master of power and strength, you're every woman's dream lover.
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DAMN... BOTH CONAN AND BUCK ARE SEX GODS!!!

decisions decisions... i could use a dream lover for sure
 
heres what they say about me
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Zeus, the God of Thunder. Charming and popular, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of you new godliness, sign up with Emode.
 
A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!

The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being,

the Goddess ATHENA.

You're a powerful woman who knows what she wants and just how to get it. Of all the deities, you come closest to the modern woman. Strong and sensual, you're someone who doesn't shy away from a challenge. In fact, it's precisely the challenge that excites you. You have no tolerance for traditional gender roles, so seduction is your specialty. You probably have no problem being the aggressor, nor do you mind being in control of a relationship. In bed, you might even take the lead and make sure that nothing's over until you are thoroughly satisfied. Your self-confidence and security have allowed you to use your sexuality exactly the way that pleases you. Your lovers undoubtedly sense your inner divinity and worship your ways. You demand and receive respect from whomever you decide to bed. And like a light from the heavens, your partner discovers your true inner nature. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!

:horny: Move over! The Legend has Arisen!
 
Buck -- did you read the whole thing?

Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightening falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:

DIONYSUS, God of Ecstacy.

You are one sex-loving deity! And you sure know how to turn any bedroom into an unforgettable party for two. You are sensual and fun-loving, and you will do just about anything to get some play. You have an insatiable desire for sexual pleasure. You have a young, playful spirit that makes the bedroom your personal playground. Because you are housing a god within you who used orgies as a method of worship, you have no limits to your exploration. Your experimentation and lack of inhibition make your sex life all the more interesting. Your open-mindedness and irrepressible energy allow your sexual energy to keep going and going and going. And when the day is through, you've left a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.

WOOHOO!!! How about that! :D :p :evil: :wavey:

That thing "hits the nail on the head". 'Xcuse me while I go perform my godly acts. :D
 
I want you, I want you

APOLLO, God of Poetry and Music.

You are the ideal man - basically, a stud. Loved by all, your golden boy charm is enough to drive most women crazy with lust. You are the most wanted of all the deities. Women place you on a pedestal during the day, and dream about you at night. And once you work your godly magic in the bedroom, you've got them hooked for life. You are the hot, smart and charming guy whom all the ladies want to bed. Your inner intelligence, sensual nature and great physique make women happy to oblige any of your requests. Your hot and steamy temperament and the devotion that simmers within you make women swoon. You probably tend to dive passionately into relationships, but you may find that your fiery desire quickly cools. Nevertheless, you leave a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.
 
"Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Eros, the God of Love. Master of romance, you're every woman's dream lover. "
 
Neil Downbich/Gabe Asher said:
to all the gods:

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I'm fucking your wife right now.


Signed,

NDGA
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Ya, ok Bill
 
Thats right...soon he will be saying that he has his cock up Peaches ass. Well I had peaches last night, they were delicous.:)
 
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Vulcan, the God of Fire. Master of fiery passion, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.

I am the master of fiery passion.:kaioken: :kaioken:
 
Oh man

Satanic Goatslayer said:
Holy shit! You are a horrendous freak in bed. Your paranoia and sadistic tendencies make you the most desired by the ladies.

You are CORPSEUS - God of the Sharp Object

You like to decapitate and skull fuck your partners before actual intercourse, and your willingness to please makes you a hot commodity among women. You have many admirers, but are hesitant to approach them, due to your worries about blood type compatibility. You may want to look into using softer, gentler instruments during sex, like a baseball bat, or a drill.
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Dude, hope you don't take this the wrong way (cause I might wind up dead somewhere) but I think you may need to go talk to someone about all that pent-up hostility before you hurt someone.
 
Mine:Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.

OK...not everybody in the fucking universe can be everyone's dream lover....because they're not all clones of MuscleBear....:fro:
 
Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:

ARES, God of War.

You crave power and you value strength. However, you do not restrict these qualities to the battlefield. You bring your need for control into the bedroom. When behind closed doors, you quickly drop the game playing -- and your pants. You love women, and you like to feel worshipped by the ladies you choose to bed. Comfortable with traditional gender roles, you like to be on top and call all the shots. Although sexually aggressive and strong, you make sure that the women you conquer are also fulfilled and satisfied. Your performance has been perfected through time and practice, and you are always ready to hit the sheets and strut your stuff! You leave a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.

So ladies, who wants to be my bitch!?? lmao
 
Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightening falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:

DIONYSUS, God of Ecstacy.

You are one sex-loving deity! And you sure know how to turn any bedroom into an unforgettable party for two. You are sensual and fun-loving, and you will do just about anything to get some play. You have an insatiable desire for sexual pleasure. You have a young, playful spirit that makes the bedroom your personal playground. Because you are housing a god within you who used orgies as a method of worship, you have no limits to your exploration. Your experimentation and lack of inhibition make your sex life all the more interesting. Your open-mindedness and irrepressible energy allow your sexual energy to keep going and going and going. And when the day is through, you've left a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.
 
On behalf of Sleeping Fist:

Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Apollo, the God of Poetry and Light. As every god's ideal, you're also every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.

and for me:

Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your deeply sensual nature and sexual confidence drive men crazy with desire. Persephone, goddess of the night, is your inner deity and she guides your every move. To learn more about your divine bedroom talents, sign up with Emode.
 
Mine said: Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Zeus, the God of Thunder. Charming and popular, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of you new godliness, sign up with Emode.



God........this is cool
 
Zeus, the God of Thunder

how many of you were truthful or did you click on what you thought was the best answer
 
Mine said: Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated the best out of everone, your so damn good you made your computer orgasm,,, need we say more!
I shit you not thats what it said.:D
 
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