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Are redneck people dangerous?

Deterass

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I was thinking about visiting Klu but i wasn't sure if i needed to bring a gun to the trailer park or not.
 
Deterass said:
I was thinking about visiting Klu but i wasn't sure if i needed to bring a gun to the trailer park or not.
Here is what you should bring:
Skoal
NASCAR on VHS
Venison
.22 Wingmaster
Scat
Twinkies
Have fun!!!! :Chef: :tuc:
 
Deterass said:
I was thinking about visiting Klu but i wasn't sure if i needed to bring a gun to the trailer park or not.


Basically rednecks are only dangerous to themselves and anyone within the blast radius after they've said "Hey y'all check this shit out!"

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Deterass said:
I was thinking about visiting Klu but i wasn't sure if i needed to bring a gun to the trailer park or not.
oh dear maybe i should clean out from under my nails and shave my legs and armpits
 
I remember back in high school about 4 of us were leaving the movie theater in my buddy's car. We couldn't get out due to traffic flow. Finally some redneck stopped & let us out. As we drove by he yelled "Raise hell next time and you'll get out faster!"
 
Don't forget to take a few bags of possums' noses for snacks. They're always on the lookout for stump-water, too.
 
Deterass said:
I was thinking about visiting Klu but i wasn't sure if i needed to bring a gun to the trailer park or not.

oh god... be careful... wear a nascar jacket and chew some tobacoo... try to blend in with the crowd.
 
At shot-gunpoint, in a nightmarish and frightening sequence, the two sexually-perverted rustics viciously target them. They order them up into the woods where they tie Ed (with his own belt) to a tree. The mountain man sexually humiliates Bobby - the chubby-faced, defenseless intruder into his territory. He forces the fat salesman to first strip down to his underwear. After a degrading roll around in the dirt and up a steep, leaf-strewn hillside while fondling and groping his prey, the mountain man/rapist makes Bobby squeal like a female sow before sodomizing him. Strapped against a tree, Ed helplessly watches in horror:
 
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