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You know every once in a while (like every fucking day) I think to myself with all the people in the world and this computer thing sitting here in front of me putting me in touch with most of them surely I could come up with some fucking way to make some money. Not ripping people off, but just making some bucks. Actually I am making some money with some stuff, but im talking serious cash. Then I see other people doing it, and some of them making a living doing the dumbest shit ever. That gives me hope! The following story is true, and ive heard a lot of them have been sold.
Turd Twister. Remember those play dough machines where you put the play dough in and put on the different shapes like the star, the oval, the spaghetti, etc and cranked the handle and the playdough squirted out and you could make stuff with your neat shapes? Well apparently someone with a lot of time on their hands (like me) came up with the idea to make one with an anal opening that you stick up your ass that has interchangable shapes on the other end. You then shit, and your turds come out like stars or whatever shape you wish. Then he sells a booklet that gives ideas on what to do with your shapely turds. I hear people have actually shelacked them and put them in their fucking china cabinet! I have not found this website yet, in fact I havent tried looking for it but i KNow its true it was on the morning talk show and tbone tried one out on the air and they had the inventor on for an interview. My question is: Do you think your eyes would buldge out of your fucking head due to tremendous back pressure if you attempted to make the spaghetti?
Turd Twister. Remember those play dough machines where you put the play dough in and put on the different shapes like the star, the oval, the spaghetti, etc and cranked the handle and the playdough squirted out and you could make stuff with your neat shapes? Well apparently someone with a lot of time on their hands (like me) came up with the idea to make one with an anal opening that you stick up your ass that has interchangable shapes on the other end. You then shit, and your turds come out like stars or whatever shape you wish. Then he sells a booklet that gives ideas on what to do with your shapely turds. I hear people have actually shelacked them and put them in their fucking china cabinet! I have not found this website yet, in fact I havent tried looking for it but i KNow its true it was on the morning talk show and tbone tried one out on the air and they had the inventor on for an interview. My question is: Do you think your eyes would buldge out of your fucking head due to tremendous back pressure if you attempted to make the spaghetti?
