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Anyone Stressed Over the Holidays?

I only get stressed when I have to pull out the money to pay for all the gifts....
 
the-short-one said:
i could totally strangle a hooker.
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or a crack whore. i'd go for a hit and run of one of those pushy "mom" types that loses her dignity when confronted with the fact that there aren't anymore fucking Elmo dolls......just like blow her shopping cart across the lot, send her spiraling into her leased Denali....
 
Frisky said:
I only get stressed when I have to pull out the money to pay for all the gifts....
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i thought you just pulled your pants down to pay for stuff....
 
HumanTarget said:
i thought you just pulled your pants down to pay for stuff....
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You are confusing me with your mother :qt:
 
I was stressing out but now that I have finished my shopping, I am just ready for it to all be over with. My heart just hasn't been into this year.
 
I could totally strangle a fuggin hooker...

I have no idea how to handle myself these holidays....
 
JH1 said:
I could totally strangle a fuggin hooker...

I have no idea how to handle myself these holidays....
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just find a happy place. prefer a poorly lit bar....
 
Gymgurl said:
Oh my.......
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Grrrrrrrr.....i live about 6 miles from Outlet Malls....they parachute in. they clog all freeways in all directions- sit for 40 min waiting for a parking space, and they use horns this time of year. :evil:

i need an island. :worried: i want hot sun, palms, sand, deserted beach, a cold beer, warm water, and someone to share it with. :)
 
I hate hate hate the traffic.........the biggest problem I think........I have so much to do today and I can't function....I hate that...i guess I need to go run to focus and come back and get my bum moving
 
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Gymgurl said:
I hate hate hate the traffic.........the biggest problem I think........I have so much to do today and I can't function....I hate that...i guess I need to go run to focus and come back and get my bum moving
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move your ass. preferably in this direction.
 
Lets see....your about a marathon and 1/2 away.....might take a day or two....I can just drive......
 
Gymgurl said:
Lets see....your about a marathon and 1/2 away.....might take a day or two....I can just drive......
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hook it up, hookmeister. master of the hookage. Dr. Hookenstein...
 
i shouldn't be making light of the plight of hookers, btw. i'm sorry if offended any hookers here on Elite. anyone see that docu-drama about the uprising of teenage hookers in america? sounds interesting...
 
habitualhealth said:
um, thank you? :worried:


for some reason it looks all blurry. i prob resized the wrong way or something. *shrugs*
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it's because you were scaring the mirror you were looking into.
 
Why stress yourself out over commercialism. Fuck corporate America. I don't give a shit. Family will get together, which will be nice. I don't buy presents.
 
HumanTarget said:
i shouldn't be making light of the plight of hookers, btw. i'm sorry if offended any hookers here on Elite. anyone see that docu-drama about the uprising of teenage hookers in america? sounds interesting...
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I'm sure that documentary was not meant to be porn. Put your pants back on, Heidi.
 
this probably won't make any of you feel better, but I'm leaving for Hawaii tomorrow morning. I shall leave all my strangled hookers behind me. at the phoenix airport.
 
the-short-one said:
this probably won't make any of you feel better, but I'm leaving for Hawaii tomorrow morning. I shall leave all my strangled hookers behind me. at the phoenix airport.
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bring me back a lay. or a lei.
 
Frisky said:
I only get stressed when I have to pull out the money to pay for all the gifts....
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Yeah in years past, I have been riddled with the stress of not rereally being able to afford buying presents for all those I needed to buy for in my family. Id bounce checks, go over my credit limit, etc. What a nightmare. But since I dont have to worry about that now, it's much less stressful for me. I just go along at my own pace, dont get too caught up in secret santas and gift exchanges when I dont feel obligated (i.e. at work, with friends, etc). Hell, I havent even decorated at all. My 4 ft tree is out of the box but completed undecorated. Im not even pressuring myself. Im totally chill about it. It;'s my house and Ill decorate only if I damn please and If I choose not to, I got no one to answer to.
 
i've bought and wrapped a total of 80 gifts (i have gone through one package of 60 gift tags, and almost done with a package of 30), put up a 10 foot tree, decorated it, decorated the mantel, the banister, and a second smaller tree for the den.

still left to do: bake, clean the house.
 
No, not like I have been in the past years.
This year seems real easy. Christmas eve with my dad..Christmas morning open gifts at home, then eat and take off to my mothers..Then onto needto's parents. then tuesaday onto needto's sisters house.
See in the past years it was always rough going to 3 different houses in one day and trying to cram it so that I was at my dads with my brothers and sisters and we were at needto's with his brother and sister..this year it will be sooo much easier
 
I got fitted for 48 hundred dollar hearing aids today
fucking amazing
 
the girl I'm talkin' too said you got 4800 boobs for your ears
yeah I know how she thinks
 
4everhung said:
the girl I'm talkin' too said you got 4800 boobs for your ears
yeah I know how she thinks
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i have an abnormal fear of having insects bore into my brain via ear canal.
 
biteme said:
Why stress yourself out over commercialism. Fuck corporate America. I don't give a shit. Family will get together, which will be nice. I don't buy presents.
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I agree 500%!
 
HumanTarget said:
is that possible? i mean agreeing 5 times the already definite amount?
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Why not go to the extreme?? It's the holidaze!!
 
HumanTarget said:
i have an abnormal fear of having insects bore into my brain via ear canal.
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I ruined my hearing in the 80s
I've developed other senses to hear
I can't watch south park for example and hear
it's frustrating because I can increase the volume and the clarity still isn't there
I read lips
 
HumanTarget said:
i guess...although i'm happy that it's almost here. it's like waiting for a storm to hit...
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I really don't care.....don't really celebrate anyway.....I'm sick of the commercials tho.....
 
4everhung said:
I ruined my hearing in the 80s
I've developed other senses to hear
I can't watch south park for example and hear
it's frustrating because I can increase the volume and the clarity still isn't there
I read lips
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seriously? i imagine it was loud noise?
 
jenscats5 said:
I really don't care.....don't really celebrate anyway.....I'm sick of the commercials tho.....
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are you a Hebrew? that would explain the not caring/celebrating part....
 
HumanTarget said:
how odd, Catholics love to celebrate.
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Only when it involves the degradation of others.......or involves a hair shirt.....
 
HumanTarget said:
i don't have back hair!
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No not back hair - a hair shirt.........which is a shirt made from pigskin that hasn't had the prickly hairs removed & they are on the inside....used by the Church as punishment.....
 
jenscats5 said:
No not back hair - a hair shirt.........which is a shirt made from pigskin that hasn't had the prickly hairs removed & they are on the inside....used by the Church as punishment.....
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where did u get this from? damn.
 
HumanTarget said:
i was raised Catholic. didn't mean i payed attention to what they said. all of that burning in hell stuff, not for me....
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You'll burn in hell for not paying attn!! :evil:
 
HumanTarget said:
did you just whiff on a SuperTrooper reference? rent Beerfest.
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Now don't get all antsy in your pantsy........I know how you are when you get the syrup in you.....

I'll watch that when it comes out on VOD.......
 
is the only thread you're commentin on humantarget
cause it's weak
not like you
 
jenscats5 said:
Now don't get all antsy in your pantsy........I know how you are when you get the syrup in you.....

I'll watch that when it comes out on VOD.......
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wtf is a vod? it's already on dvd, or are dvd's for old people? i have a betamax.
 
screamin' and yellin' about christ
being par for the course in december
 
4everhung said:
screamin' and yellin' about christ
being par for the course in december
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churches are on almost every corner around here. across the street from the liquor store.
 
HumanTarget said:
churches are on almost every corner around here. across the street from the liquor store.
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tell me something I don't know
that's what you're good at
 
i have a good relationship with the churches here. they provide the org. i work for with lots necessities. wonderful people. there's a Catholic elementary school that donates at least 3-4 times a month to us, large pick ups. and it's all kids 13 & under doing it.
 
HumanTarget said:
the 7-11's here sell Choreboy. they keep it behind the counter.
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embarassing me would be like beating me at a game of chess
heh
 
HumanTarget said:
i need my medication. i'm way too "up" for this hour....
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I met with a doctor today
30-40 minutes he spent with me
I just want the inteligence to bounce ideas off
 
4everhung said:
I met with a doctor today
30-40 minutes he spent with me
I just want the inteligence to bounce ideas off
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that's sounds like some good treatment. i don't think i've spent 40 minutes with my shrink in 6 months.
 
HumanTarget said:
that's sounds like some good treatment. i don't think i've spent 40 minutes with my shrink in 6 months.
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he wasn't a shrink
I could condense the reasons I had a good feel about him
doctors are tools and he suprised me with some great insight
 
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