PISSED THE FUCCK OFFF..... GOT FUCKIN ROBBED IN THE FUCKIN BATHROOM.... MOTHER FUckER TOOK MY MONEY AT KNIFE POINT.. GOTTA FILE A FUCKIN POLICE REPORT "AT MY CONVINIENCE" ... AND THEY PADDED PEOPLE DOWN TOO AT THE CLUB... YOU CAN NEVER BE SAFE. WTF!! FUCKIN PISSED!
I am many things other than fat. Old, for example. And half-blind. Absurdly well-hung. Short-legged. Silly. Ailurophilic. Frequently bored. Easily distracted. Slovenly.
Oh, wait, those things are in addition to being fat, not other than.