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Anyone see this cool new workout?

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Have you ever had to put on socks with your elbows?

Q - Not lately,...Did your results increase??

BT - I put on ten pounds of muscle in two days!

Q - That's a helluva an increase. What did you eat?

BT - Anchovy pizzas. They are the perfect mixture of carbs and sodium. You suck up fluids like a sponge and gain fluid weight by the pound.

Q - So the weight gain was largely water?

BT - Muscles ARE mainly water. That is why I recommend condensed soups, potato chips, french fries, and gravy as appropriate dietary training protocol.

Q - That is really not consistant with what current coaches, dieticians, and health givers would recommend for athletes.......

BT - Who are you going to listen to, a team of morons from a diploma factory, or me? At least I can produce results. The only thing that matters is results. With my team of MICROMOVEMENT Certified Implimentors, I will change the way everyone trains.
 
Q - How many calories do you estimate he ate?

BT - Close to 12,000 a day or more. We dunked him at the University to determine his body fat. The first reading was where we got the 1.8% . We didn't get to do a second one




1.8% bodyfat huh? Bawahahahahahahaha:FRlol:
 
He must've deleted his post. I don't see that asshole anymore. It's just your and my posts, let's hope he doesn't come back and post again.

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