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Have you ever had to put on socks with your elbows?
Q - Not lately,...Did your results increase??
BT - I put on ten pounds of muscle in two days!
Q - That's a helluva an increase. What did you eat?
BT - Anchovy pizzas. They are the perfect mixture of carbs and sodium. You suck up fluids like a sponge and gain fluid weight by the pound.
Q - So the weight gain was largely water?
BT - Muscles ARE mainly water. That is why I recommend condensed soups, potato chips, french fries, and gravy as appropriate dietary training protocol.
Q - That is really not consistant with what current coaches, dieticians, and health givers would recommend for athletes.......
BT - Who are you going to listen to, a team of morons from a diploma factory, or me? At least I can produce results. The only thing that matters is results. With my team of MICROMOVEMENT Certified Implimentors, I will change the way everyone trains.