Anyone on this board speak German?

[beefybull]

I need some help with a translation. I used the free translator at FreeTranslation.com, but I'm trying to get with this fine chick from Austria and I want to make sure that what I say doesnt make me look like a fool since I'm trying to be smooth and that site sometimes messes up the translations.

 

[beefybull]

Bump

 

[supersizeme]

post it up. i took seven years of german in high school and college, plus i've watched countless Scheisse videos.

 

[Nathan]

Ja.

Holy shit that was so clever I'm actually a little frightened right now...maybe not frightened but i am taken aback by my own cleverness.

 

[supersizeme]

hey your PM box is full...empty that bidness out and i'll resend

 

[vinylgroover]

I need some help with a translation. I used the free translator at FreeTranslation.com, but I'm trying to get with this fine chick from Austria and I want to make sure that what I say doesnt make me look like a fool since I'm trying to be smooth and that site sometimes messes up the translations.

Enjoy the fisting!

 

[Bobber]

Shitezkoff = Shithead
Sholnga - Snake
Bearen - Bear

 

[beefybull]

Re: Re: Anyone on this board speak German?

Enjoy the fisting!

Hilarious, lol. Are Austrians known for this or something?
She's like 6', so she's tall, love her accent. Dont know if she's single or taken, but I've only talked to her a few times.

SSME, Thanks bro. See if you can send it now.

 

[vinylgroover]

Re: Re: Re: Anyone on this board speak German?

Hilarious, lol. Are Austrians known for this or something?
She's like 6', so she's tall, love her accent. Dont know if she's single or taken, but I've only talked to her a few times.

SSME, Thanks bro. See if you can send it now.

..........and maybe a drop sheet to cover the floor......you don't want piss everywhere.

You've obviously never watched German porn.

 

[beefybull]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Anyone on this board speak German?

..........and maybe a drop sheet to cover the floor......you don't want piss everywhere.

You've obviously never watched German porn.

True, I have yet to see German/Austrian porn. I've heard about the schiesse films but I'm not into scat. Hopefully this chick isnt either, lol.

SSME, my PM Box should be cleared out. I'll give ya karma in the morning when I'm recharged. I need to go study. Thanks again.