I'm horney as a motherfucker. I walk by and the fish stop swimming. Don't have time for a one handed five knuckle shuffle in the CEO's private bathroom, so I'll have to shoot in the trashcan under my desk.
hey - you seriously deaf?
I don't mean shit when I say it, but it is inappropriate. sorry if I offended you for real. and if there are any midgets on the board, I don't really hate you either.
Actually I'm almost legally deaf. Left ear from an alcoholic uncle with a fireplace log lobbed at a 1 yr old Rotten's head. The right ear from DJing at clubs for 10 years. I don't take offence, just bustin your balls.
damn, I've been such an asshole that if there is such thing as karma, either I'm gonna get fucked at some point, or my kids will be born thalildimide babies.
I hope none of the above for my kids' sakes.... if and when I have any... or my wife I suppose would have them. if I had a wife...