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i find it appealing but never found a good match for that.
i find it appealing but never found a good match for that.
Please, go ahead. Don't let me stand in your way of roasting that Vienna Sausage you call a penis over an open fire. =-)HumanTarget said:i'd rather flash fry my penis than let it marinate inside that cesspool you call a vage.
my dick is so big that it has snow on top of it, year round.HeatherRae said:Please, go ahead. Don't let me stand in your way of roasting that Vienna Sausage you call a penis over an open fire. =-)
HumanTarget said:my dick is so big that it has snow on top of it, year round.
pfff, you have to hire a sherpa to really know......HeatherRae said:That isn't snow, it's dust.
HumanTarget said:pfff, you have to hire a sherpa to really know......

look who's talking, Jackie O.HeatherRae said:
(Better to hire a Bushman with a machete) ;-)
HumanTarget said:look who's talking, Jackie O.
I missed that reference...lol.Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis.HeatherRae said:I missed that reference...lol.
killjoy!!!!!!!!!!jackangel said:i believe tantra is a sanskrit word which translates to something like system. there are different types or 'paths' to tantra which vary in their approach towards spiritual unfoldment or strengthening of the physical and mental faculties (all of it goes hand in hand, though). some aspects, those notably found on the left-hand path, emphasize use of external modalities as a means of making progress by incorporating certain rituals. these rituals can involve food, drink, and sexual release, however that is neither the focus nor the end goal. when people think of tantra, they generally associate it with sex, but it is a lot more than that and has little if anything to do with sexual gratification as an end in itself.

i wish your mom was fixed.HeatherRae said:FIXED![]()
Damn, I know who she is, Petrucchio! I just didn't see the connection to a bushman with a machete.HumanTarget said:Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis.
One glance at you and her uterus would most likely have turned to stone.HumanTarget said:i wish your mom was fixed.

stilleto said:(her mom passed away)

hmmmmmm.....AAP?stilleto said:i've never read about it, but my best e-friend knows a lot.
you spelled "tropically moist" wrong.HeatherRae said:One glance at you and her uterus would most likely have turned to stone.![]()
quit cockblocking my E-hatred, Mother Theresa.stilleto said:(her mom passed away)
LMAO!!HumanTarget said:you spelled "tropically moist" wrong.
You love me so much.HumanTarget said:quit cockblocking my E-hatred, Mother Theresa.
HumanTarget said:quit cockblocking my E-hatred, Mother Theresa.
careful, i might slip and pleasure you, wildly.....stilleto said:Lick my taint, johnboy.
lighten up. I'm just playing in this thread.jackangel said:tard
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HeatherRae said:You love me so much.
How many times do you flog your dolphin each day
thinking about the bonny HeatherRae?
The only thing about your peni that is tropical is that it may induce dysentary and malaria -like symptoms of vomiting and diarhea.HumanTarget said:you spelled "tropically moist" wrong.
HeatherRae said:lighten up. I'm just playing in this thread.![]()
pfff, the thought of you naked renders my penis inert. people suffering from priaprism are shown HR pics as a cure.HeatherRae said:The only thing about your peni that is tropical is that it may induce dysentary and malaria -like symptoms of vomiting and diarhea.![]()
lol...that was pretty believable for having had made it up. =-)jackangel said:i was trying to show off and you ruined it. fucker.
i made all that shit up anyway, so there.
HumanTarget said:

probably just talking shit and then going home and doing everything myself, as usual....LOL.reno240 said:So Heatherrae - what do you plan to do with the guy that knows about this?
HeatherRae said:probably just talking shit and then going home and doing everything myself, as usual....LOL.
Tease!! reno240 said:Tease!!
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part of being an engaged woman. That whole faithfulness part. Sigh....lol.that's the beauty of having 3 holes.HeatherRae said:part of being an engaged woman. That whole faithfulness part. Sigh....lol.
That would be like rendering helium more inert.HumanTarget said:pfff, the thought of you naked renders my penis inert. people suffering from priaprism are shown HR pics as a cure.
Oops, you did it again.....HeatherRae said:That would be like rendering helium more inert.
Damn, I just resorted to a chemistry joke. Samoth will be the only one to laugh. lol.
or two in your case. Bend over.HumanTarget said:that's the beauty of having 3 holes.

HumanTarget said:Oops, you did it again.....

woot! salad tossing time!HeatherRae said:or two in your case. Bend over.![]()
There you go HeatherRae... Do you prefer Jelly or Syrup?HumanTarget said:woot! salad tossing time!
HumanTarget said:woot! salad tossing time!

can i just lay on my stomach and put a pillow under me? it's more comfortable that way...HeatherRae said:
HumanTarget said:can i just lay on my stomach and put a pillow under me? it's more comfortable that way...

lmao. pwned by your own hand. and that's how i like the stroke left to right...HeatherRae said:uke:
yep. Self pownage, right there.HumanTarget said:lmao. pwned by your own hand. and that's how i like the stroke left to right...

i think you'd love it. you said you like to be in control.....HeatherRae said:yep. Self pownage, right there.![]()
Well that meant torturing your little ricaweeni, the detroit treat. It didn't mean dining on your stank-boyardee.HumanTarget said:i think you'd love it. you said you like to be in control.....
put some sauce on my Spaghetti-O then, your choice...HeatherRae said:Well that meant torturing your little ricaweeni, the detroit treat. It didn't mean dining on your stank-boyardee.
ugh.HumanTarget said:put some sauce on my Spaghetti-O then, your choice...
that's my line, lover........HeatherRae said:ugh.

HeatherRae said:You love me so much.
How many times do you flog your dolphin each day
thinking about the bonny HeatherRae?
Yeah, it would be wonderful, I think.PBR said:Iam reading on it now....you must have the "right" partner. no exceptions.
very deep stuff.
PBR said:Iam reading on it now....you must have the "right" partner. no exceptions.
very deep stuff.
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