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Anyone here know anything about british " SOCCER " ?
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Soccer = Sucks.
Soccer is so boring. There are only three scores in soccer. For the entire season, it is either 0-0, 1-0, and in a real scoring orgy slugfest 1-1.
They chase a ball back and forth kicking it up and down the field for 3 hours and score nothing because they can't get past the goalkeepers. Then two lame-o reporters come on the screen and analyze this no-score event for 45 minutes. It takes 45 minutes to say what everone else already knows "these bitches can't score worth shit." The only time someone does score is when an errant kick causes the ball to bounce off another players head - who is watching the fights in the stands - and then go in the goal. Otherwise, there is more excitement at a Kmart tire sale.
Soccer matches are often interupted by fans breaking out in fights and attacking one another. Probably due to boredom. You know why fights don't break out in the stands in the American football league? Because action is taking place on the field. Too much head knocking going on down there to keep you from feeling bored. In soccer, more people bet on the fights themselves than on the game.
The crowd, when not fighting does nothing but sing. Why? Well it seems better than rioting right? But in all my years experience one thing I have noted is that most fights break out once a bunch of drunks get together and someone tries to sing.
Soccer is a deragatory term. "Soccer" moms? Doesn't sound as nearly as exicting as a woman called a "Football" mom.
Black kids want to grow up to be Deon Sanders. White kids want to be Joe Namath. Soccer kids want to be Pele???? At least soccer kids probably get A's on their science projects.
Soccer is so boring. There are only three scores in soccer. For the entire season, it is either 0-0, 1-0, and in a real scoring orgy slugfest 1-1.
They chase a ball back and forth kicking it up and down the field for 3 hours and score nothing because they can't get past the goalkeepers. Then two lame-o reporters come on the screen and analyze this no-score event for 45 minutes. It takes 45 minutes to say what everone else already knows "these bitches can't score worth shit." The only time someone does score is when an errant kick causes the ball to bounce off another players head - who is watching the fights in the stands - and then go in the goal. Otherwise, there is more excitement at a Kmart tire sale.
Soccer matches are often interupted by fans breaking out in fights and attacking one another. Probably due to boredom. You know why fights don't break out in the stands in the American football league? Because action is taking place on the field. Too much head knocking going on down there to keep you from feeling bored. In soccer, more people bet on the fights themselves than on the game.
The crowd, when not fighting does nothing but sing. Why? Well it seems better than rioting right? But in all my years experience one thing I have noted is that most fights break out once a bunch of drunks get together and someone tries to sing.
Soccer is a deragatory term. "Soccer" moms? Doesn't sound as nearly as exicting as a woman called a "Football" mom.
Black kids want to grow up to be Deon Sanders. White kids want to be Joe Namath. Soccer kids want to be Pele???? At least soccer kids probably get A's on their science projects.
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yes i do know alot, but firstly it's football not soccer.
and yes that game is big! alot of history basicly it comes down to the catholics against the Protestants.
and oh did i forget to mention its footbll not soccer
and yes that game is big! alot of history basicly it comes down to the catholics against the Protestants.
and oh did i forget to mention its footbll not soccer
hamstershaver
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sounds like a basketball team vs a hockey team to me
hamstershaver
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2-0 is not excitingtinytank said:ok games over and the final score was...
Celtic 2 - Rangers 0
tinytank
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hamstershaver said:
ok what is then ? and the second goal was a OG by the goal keeper, which was funny. i know, your right hammy ! but we dont get american football here . i want to know how to play the game so bad ! i honestly dont know the rules, and have never watched a game . and im not staying up till 2am on a thursday night to watch the NHL . so soccer( football ) is the best we got .
hamstershaver
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i would think for soccer to go over in the states the average score would need to be at least 8-7, even then it might not work
stosstruppe
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Lmao, looks like Big Eck is getting the sack then 
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tinytank said:
LOL! i feel ya bro!
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everton!!!!!!!!1
tinytank
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there is a budwiser advert on in britian, and it goes on about how to make football good in the usa, there would be a multi ball part where there shoot balls onto the pitch untill there is like 200 balls on the pitch.. and then the go onto saying and the americans would love to see a half-time, monster truck show, and they end up ripping the pitch to shreds.. and it the end it says,
"well we never were any good at football, so you do the football,+ we do the beer ! "
"well we never were any good at football, so you do the football,+ we do the beer ! "
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