South Jersey retards?! I resent that... I'm from Moorestown, and South Jersey is definitely where it is at. We have Philly about 10 minutes away, the shore about an hour away, and NYC about an hour away.
North Jersey is what gives NJ a bad name with all those refineries and snobs.
South Jersey is why they call NJ the Garden State.
I have no opinion either way of Central Jersey, it seems like a lot of Central Jersey is just forest.