dear cornholio,
i would like to thank you for that very big bofo karma gift basket you had sent over. it is times like these that your generosity is greatly appreciated. unbeknowst to you i recieved a devistating blow to my karma box yesterday, your contribution was proof that there are good descent human beings left in this world. again thank you very much,
sincerely,
spongebob.
p.s. i am all out of karma at the moment but had my secretary put you down for a later appointment.
p.s. anyone else feel free to do the same and you will also get a public memo from me as well.