Anyone ever watch ants?

[cableo]

i was watching an ant hill out in the woods for a couple hours today, wtf is up with them? they just crawl around and don't do shit except carry pieces of dirt, but the hill looks the same, they dont do shit with it, but they act like they are always busy. what is their some bigass ant inside the hill that they have to kiss its ass or something

 

[cableo]

they should make a movie like the fly, but called the ant, because
they are like strong as shit, and probably eat their food all fucked
up like flys, so if you made it human sized it would kick pretty much anyones ass.

 

[flex123]

you watch other men's ballonknots also I bet.

 

[hippedy hop]

they should make a movie like the fly, but called the ant, because
they are like strong as shit, and probably eat their food all fucked
up like flys, so if you made it human sized it would kick pretty much anyones ass.

has an ant ever climed in your pee hole and yelled creepers mcjeepers b/c another ant lived in there?

 

[cableo]

i tried to see if they any had penises, cause it looked like a couple
of them were sexed up, but i spit on them and they took off, has anyone seen an ant give birth? is it all gooey and shit with a bellybutton cord like regular babies, or ants dont need that shit,
maybe they carry them in a pouch like kangaroos

 

[hippedy hop]

i tried to see if they any had penises, cause it looked like a couple
of them were sexed up, but i spit on them and they took off, has anyone seen an ant give birth? is it all gooey and shit with a bellybutton cord like regular babies, or ants dont need that shit,
maybe they carry them in a pouch like kangaroos

I was wondering the same... does anyone know where grasshoppers comefrom? I caught one but it jumped of my scooter when the cops pulled me over.

 

[cableo]

does anyone know where grasshoppers comefrom? I caught one but it jumped of my scooter when the cops pulled me over.

kayne knows alot about grasshoppers i see him posting about them here and there. kayne do grasshoppers have pouches too?
if you can go outside and see if you can find an ant and turn him
upside down and see if theres something there, like a penis or a pouch or something. do all things in australia have pouches? even
koala bears?

 

[hippedy hop]

KAYNE, HELLO MY LITTLE GRASSHOPPER, DO GRASSHOPPERS HAVE WINGS THAT SHAKE LIKE SHAKIRA'S BUM.

 

[cableo]

KAYNE

shhh, i think hes outside looking for an ant, he already knows about grasshoppers. when you catch it kayne, after you look at
him spit on him and see if he runs away, the did that alot today,
but i only spit on them if they were ****** another ant **

 

[cableo]

cmon man how long does it take to look at ant?

 

[cableo]

this is very important, because im having my mom sew my ant suit
for the movie, and it has to be anatomically correct, like spidermans, so i have to know if there is a peeper there or a pouch. what color should it be, not red and blue because that is spiderman and superman, any ideas

 

[hippedy hop]

this is very important, because im having my mom sew my ant suit
for the movie, and it has to be anatomically correct, like spidermans, so i have to know if there is a peeper there or a pouch. what color should it be, not red and blue because that is spiderman and superman, any ideas

yellow and green with white streaks like a grasshopper's poo

 

[gymrat]

this thread is indeed the dumbest shit i've ever read. Thanks.

 

[Bullit]

Yeah I watched it. Kinda primitive by todays animation standards though.

 

[PlateheadJim]

What about B E A V E R S?

I watch Beavers as often as possible, usually they just sit around and act busy while you do the work but they can be fun! I've had many "pet" Beavers and feel they are much more entertaining then a bunch of fucking ants.

My favorite things to with Beavers:

- Poke them

- Lick them

- Poke them

- Lick them

Well, you get the picture.

 

[cableo]

yellow and green with white streaks like a grasshopper's poo

i was thinking like m&m colors or something

 

[hippedy hop]

Re: What about B E A V E R S?

I watch Beavers as often as possible, usually they just sit around and act busy while you do the work but they can be fun! I've had many "pet" Beavers and feel they are much more entertaining then a bunch of fucking ants.

My favorite things to with Beavers:

- Poke them

- Lick them

- Poke them

- Lick them

Well, you get the picture.

where do you find a nice beaver the ones i meet reak of cigareete smoke and have skid marks on their tails!

 

[big perm]

this thread is indeed the dumbest shit i've ever read. Thanks.

True, but I'm still laughing my arse off.

 

[cableo]

Re: What about B E A V E R S?

I watch Beavers as often as possible, usually they just sit around and act busy while you do the work

dam bro thats cool, what woods do you hang out in? do they have hair on them?

 

[hippedy hop]

Re: Re: What about B E A V E R S?

dam bro thats cool, what woods do you hang out in? do they have hair on them?

I am bumping this for cableo a good guy that may have set world records with his posting marathon. but was

BANNED!!!

RIP

 

[hippedy hop]

bump

 

[curling]

i was watching an ant hill out in the woods for a couple hours today, wtf is up with them? they just crawl around and don't do shit except carry pieces of dirt, but the hill looks the same, they dont do shit with it, but they act like they are always busy. what is their some bigass ant inside the hill that they have to kiss its ass or something

Are you on shrrooms or acid? just wondering?