Anyone ever see a geek that was right fucking jacked?

[Mr. Black]

I don't think I ever have. However I have seen lots of ugly ones.

 

[Boss101]

I know a lot of geeks who think they are jacked!

 

[Fragadelic]

I saw one carjacked once

 

[Mr. Black]

There a few that occupy my gym from time to time. They all seem to be skinny, trimmed out with tight sweat pants and big ass fanny packs

 

[Bullit]

Ever seen Projects pic?

Hes a jacked geek... minus the jacked part.

 

[tiger88]

i am still waiting to see a jacked computer guy


i know they are out there (dial tone/ razor ramon on ef are jacked computer dudes

 

[Taps]

Theres a couple of very large geeks at my gym. Come to think of it, the biggest guy there is the prototypical nerd -- buck teeth, greasy hair, taped-up-serial-killer glasses. I hear him and a few of the other nerds talking about D&D games sometimes.

 

[sigweed]

there was this one guy at my old gym... wore the same tight green sweatpants everyday, brutal nerd posture,greasy weird hair.....
well the dude wasnt necessarily jacked from what i could tell, he looked more fat (not huge though, more like one of those skinny fat guys), but FUCK, the dude could lift the most weight in the entire gym... everytime he would lift, everyone would stop and watch, even if it was just hitting the military press machine for the entire stack for like 8 reps... insane stuff seriously

 

[Bullit]

even if it was just hitting the military press machine for the entire stack for like 8 reps... insane stuff seriously

Thats nothing.

People stand and gawk when I sit my toned ass down on the leg adductor, put the pin in the bottom and proceed to rip 12 reps of the whole stack.

 

[gonelifting]

Yes me and my new vatari


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[Werd]

Actually, yes I did. He had a beautiful physique, but goddamn was he geeky.

 

[The_Ghost]

I am a computer guy!!!

But I ain't no geek!!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I am a computer guy!!!

But I ain't no geek!!

Yes and your very jacked

One of my friend that is not a geek but a computer guy used to be pretty jacked.

 

[gtrcivic]

friend i have is pretty jacked.. looks like the dude from the Program. and he's in grad school, too......

 

[Werd]

I am a computer guy!!!

But I ain't no geek!!

You seem like anything.... but geek. Sorry, you do not qualify!

 

[SlavikHavik]

You should see this one guy at my gym. Just fucking huge!! and a wicked build to.

He benches 530 lbs
Deadlifts in the high 700's
and Squats over 8 plates

This is all raw.

Hes a freak. Lean as hell, and jacked to shit

 

[digger]

How about a 6' 3" ex-Air Force Black Beret and kung-fu instructor (we're talking 1972 here). He could make a transistor roll over and wave its little feet in the air... moved like a 260-pound cat.

Yeah, I think he qualified.

 

[Vectork39]

He could make a transistor roll over and wave its little feet in the air

what in the hell does that mean

 

[SlavikHavik]

Bodybyfinnaplex?

J/K

 

[TheProject]

Ever seen Projects pic?

Hes a jacked geek... minus the jacked part.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

If anyone here remembers 'Happy Scrappy' then s/he will know what I am talking about when I say 'jacked geek'

That guy had it all, and then some.

 

[digger]

He could make a transistor roll over and wave its little feet in the air

what in the hell does that mean

It means he was a King among Geeks, oh literal-minded one. Recall the subject line?
Part one: Find a geek...
Part two: ...who's jacked.

I'm saying my man was both. QED.

 

[TheProject]

If anyone here remembers 'Happy Scrappy' then s/he will know what I am talking about when I say 'jacked geek'

That guy had it all, and then some.

and then he THREW IT ALL AWAY!!!

 

[PHATchik]

Theres a couple of very large geeks at my gym. Come to think of it, the biggest guy there is the prototypical nerd -- buck teeth, greasy hair, taped-up-serial-killer glasses. I hear him and a few of the other nerds talking about D&D games sometimes.

Look who's talking about being a dork.