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anyone ever has an std?

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Just curious, I am sure no one will answer this. My friend had the clap and got the ole q-tip up the shaft, he said it was a good time. I have also had a couple friends with warts. I guess I am lucky.
 
I got crabs really bad once... they look all white with little red pinchers kinda made me ill when i got one on my finger...


and checked it,...yeckhhh. !!!


Mother fuckers are really hard to get rid off..
 
the cool things about warts is that we can just have the shit burned off....

but for the bitches thats like pussy cancer and shit...they gotta get their cervix lasared and everything.... so I think it all balances out cool...
 
you can actually see the crabs? I went to the doc once cause I thought I had them, i had no pussy for like 2 months and he told me it was just as easy to get them from the toilet. I was clean, just a little rash.
 
never had anything - but this question came up before and all kinds of people were posting saying what they had.
I haven't been with many women though, so it isn't that surprising. been tested at least 3 times in the last 2 years.
 
LAX, I would karma you but I am tapped out.

My friend is a black man who works at hobby lobby selling yarn. Some old man fucked with him and asked my friend for a hummer. Then this old guys grandkid got on the web and was all bitching about it cause he wanted to suck my black friend off in the yarn isle.
 
you can see crabs .. and I've had the qtip of the shaft done (it's done with any urinary track infection not just an std)
 
MP5 said:
you can actually see the crabs? I went to the doc once cause I thought I had them, i had no pussy for like 2 months and he told me it was just as easy to get them from the toilet. I was clean, just a little rash.
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yup... no doubt... the really look like craps and you can see them hanging on.....they got claws and everything..


the metal cutip thing is alot of fun too.. the scrap the tube..and your also embarressed having some guy playing ur rod and there is like a nurse holding the light..


all the while thinking Goddamn I am a whore..
 
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LAX, I would karma you but I am tapped out.

My friend is a black man who works at hobby lobby selling yarn. Some old man fucked with him and asked my friend for a hummer. Then this old guys grandkid got on the web and was all bitching about it cause he wanted to suck my black friend off in the yarn isle.
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I too, am Tapped....but that was some funny shit!!!
 
was your doc gay too? I know that doc today was gay and there I was showing him my cock. Fucking great!:(
 
I went for a physical once and my doc was a young indian guy and he seemed really nervous and I felt bad for him.
then he said, "here's the part nobody likes, but it will be over fast"

so to make him feel better I said "oh, it's okay, I don't mind"...

then I was like - what the fuck did I just say that for?

so the rest of the physical was really uncomfortable and all I wanted to do was laugh.

and was just fondling my balls, no anal play yet for me.
 
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yup... no doubt... the really look like craps and you can see them hanging on.....they got claws and everything..


the metal cutip thing is alot of fun too.. the scrap the tube..and your also embarressed having some guy playing ur rod and there is like a nurse holding the light..


all the while thinking Goddamn I am a whore..
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Ouch......My friends mom is a nurse at a planned parenthood clinic, she told us a story about how she was doing one of those Metal Q-tip tests.When she was done she accidently dropped and contaminated the sample. I guess the poor sap started crying on the spot as soon as it hit the floor knowing he'd have to go through that again!!
 
I get tested every six months.
Once I went to planned parenthood to have it done, and the nurse that was getting ready to give me the old Q-tip prod said
"This probably won't be the high point of your day."
I was thinking to myself, I haven't been laid in a while, it probably won't be the low point either!
By the way, if you've never been, that Q-tip can play tricks with your eyesight. I swear she was carrying that 5 pound thing with two hands.
 
if i got crabs. it's time to break out the can of raid. shave everything down and then jump into a pool of rubbing alcohol.
 
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NOPE!!! IF I DID GET ONE FROM A GIRL WHO KNEW SHE HAD ONE AND DIDNT TELL ME, I WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER.

THIS IS THE REASON I DO NOT SLEEP AROUND. I HAVE TURNED DOWN QUITE A FEW GIRLS!!! FUCK GETTING AN STD!!! MOST DO NOT GO AWAY!!!


KAYNE
 
clean AFAIK
some doc friends of mine said if it wasn't for the AIDS crisis we'd all realize the STD rates are way way up.
 
MP5 said:
I can't imagine turning down a sweet box because I was scared of an STD.
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MAN FUCK THAT..........I HAVE TURNED DOWN AT LEAST 15-20 WOMEN. BUT THEN AGAIN, I'M NOT THE MALE WHORE TYPE EITHER. NOT SAYING THAT YOU ARE BUT ITS JUST NOT MY FORTE'.


KAYNE
 
MP5 said:
was your doc gay too? I know that doc today was gay and there I was showing him my cock. Fucking great!:(
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2 fags in a private room. $10 says MP5 was the bottom.
 
Oh yeah, and what me and my buds called the "drip-drip"
This is where you wake up, and cruize to the bathroom and you look down to see the head is all covered with cock snot. Then u try to pee, and it burns like the dickens. You gotta grab hold of the towel rack and hold on, while tears are streaming down your face..
 
This bitch gave me a yeast infection. Girls ussually are the only ones that get them. It took 6 months to find out what it was, just a itchy rash. First 2 trips they said it was a staff (LOL) infection gave me penicillin, yeast feeds on penicillin, finally went to a dermatologist and he knew what it was.

I feel sorry for chicks cause that shit sucked
 
I am currently a carrier of crabs, syphylis, HIV, and Herpes.

However, its all good because the herpes are not in budding season right now . . . .:D
 
i got crabs when i was 16 and again when i was 18....i am pretty sure it was from the same skank...you think that i would learn my lesson...ho hum..but i am 27 now and have had a clean bill of health ever since....i am a choosey skank pleaser.
 
Hell...I've had crabs 5 times. They aren't really an STD in my book though. What desease do they cause? I'm fine except for a rapidly expanding hole in my head.:D
 
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