Anyone ever done the online dating thing?

[chesty]

It reminds me of Logans Run, where they had dial a hooker.

I was playing around with some of the sites and they have absolutely hideous women on there. I mean the kinds that could make a straight guy give thought to being celibit the rest of his life!

 

[biteme]

It reminds me of Logans Run, where they had dial a hooker.

I was playing around with some of the sites and they have absolutely hideous women on there. I mean the kinds that could make a straight guy give thought to being celibit the rest of his life!

Yeah, I've met plenty of them. THat's probably the problem. I should just get with a fat, unattractive one.

 

[seizer]

Yeah, I've met plenty of them. THat's probably the problem. I should just get with a fat, unattractive one.

get a fat slut who cooks and does dishes

 

[buffer1]

yeah did it and met nothing but fucktards,never do it again

 

[vinylgroover]

not for anything serious......it just seems too contrived to me.

Havind said that, it has it's place for those who are time poor or who don't get out much.

 

[biteme]

get a fat slut who cooks and does dishes

Might as well. Here's my goddamn luck. THe ones that like me, I'm not into them and vice versa. Happens every fucking time.

 

[chesty]

Yep, know what you mean. I mean come on...I post a recent pic of me for example that shows that I keep fit, look young etc. and nothing but fat ugly ass beauwolves post up interest! Where in the fuck does it say that I am interested in a 450 pound beached whale that looks like she was scraped off of the bottom of a tank tread?

 

[Lestat]

I've dabbled very successfully.

All ranges of chicks.

But just like in real life, the keepers are few and far between.

You didn't really expect there to be thousands of gorgeous smart women posting on the internet to find dates did you?

 

[biteme]

I've dabbled very successfully.

All ranges of chicks.

But just like in real life, the keepers are few and far between.

You didn't really expect there to be thousands of gorgeous smart women posting on the internet to find dates did you?

I've been successful at getting laid. THat's about it. I'm not after just that anymore. I did fall in love with one girl since my divorce but sadly that didn't work out.

 

[chesty]

Well, yeah, I did...

 

[biteme]

Well, yeah, I did...

I get a lot of older women hitting on me. Like from 2 to 5 years older than me and sometimes more. I get a lot of e-mail from them. I've gotten e-mail from the fat ones too. Rarely are any women in good shape. Only met a few that were. And they were bitches. It's just my luck.

 

[chesty]

They need to learn the difference, between avg body and fucking obese. Same for athletic and toned vs just plain fat and out of shape.

 

[ceo]

I've dabbled very successfully.

All ranges of chicks.

But just like in real life, the keepers are few and far between.

You didn't really expect there to be thousands of gorgeous smart women posting on the internet to find dates did you?

Bro...youre in So Cal...San Diego even...this is the "Land of the size 2". Good looking chicks are a dime a dozen here, literally! Even online!
It's different in other areas though. Chicks who bro's in the midwest call beautiful are just average here. But I'm sure you know this.

 

[chesty]

avg. we call them pigs, heffers, saurbrauten

 

[Mavafanculo]

I guess it makes sense. think about it, since most guys will screw anything with a vagina (including sheep), any quarter-way decent looking chick can go to any bar or club and get hit on all night long by a succession of horndogs, and then take her pick. No need for advertising. If thats not happening, she's probably not very attractive.

I guess there are exceptions, and also maybe you'll find a few busy professionals who dont have time to socialize much so they use the dating sites.

 

[Lestat]

Bro...youre in So Cal...San Diego even...this is the "Land of the size 2". Good looking chicks are a dime a dozen here, literally! Even online!
It's different in other areas though. Chicks who bro's in the midwest call beautiful are just average here. But I'm sure you know this.

lmao! True, more people are fit here and what not then other areas, but there are still white trash chicks, fugly ones, etc.. everyone once in a while one of your boys has to take a grenade for the team.

 

[chesty]

Not this dude. No medal of honor winner here in that conflict

 

[Lestat]

Not this dude. No medal of honor winner here in that conflict

Ah man, you gotta do it from time to time..

 

[biteme]

Ah man, you gotta do it from time to time..

My weiner won't get hard for an unattractive woman.

 

[chesty]

Dude, I had my fat Army chic and my fat civilian chic...Marines will do just about any type of female, but I'm done taking one for the team!

 

[Lestat]

My weiner won't get hard for an unattractive woman.

you gotta take matters into you own hands mostly... but you don't have to screw her.. maybe let her suck your face (and cock) for a while, but you can always come up with some excuse not to fuck.. tell her you are allergic to latex

 

[biteme]

you gotta take matters into you own hands mostly... but you don't have to screw her.. maybe let her suck your face (and cock) for a while, but you can always come up with some excuse not to fuck.. tell her you are allergic to latex

I had to tell one that I was on medication when I couldn't get it up. She was nice and I didn't want to embarrass her. She looked pretty good until she took her clothes off. She hid the fat very well.

 

[chesty]

The grossest thing I ever did was while i was fucking this fat chic. I grabbed her legs to hike them up and it was like grabbing squishy foam! I almost let out a great big EWWWWWWW!, but I held it in and just kept fucking!

 

[Lestat]

I had to tell one that I was on medication when I couldn't get it up. She was nice and I didn't want to embarrass her. She looked pretty good until she took her clothes off. She hid the fat very well.

bro just dive in and fuck away on those!!

fat chicks give up anal easier too

 

[chesty]

that is just wrong

 

[Lestat]

The grossest thing I ever did was while i was fucking this fat chic. I grabbed her legs to hike them up and it was like grabbing squishy foam! I almost let out a great big EWWWWWWW!, but I held it in and just kept fucking!

hahaha great story.

 

[biteme]

Goodnight bros! THe next time I'm here, I should hit 20K posts.

 

[chesty]

i'd stay and get the 20k

 

[Lestat]

Goodnight bros! THe next time I'm here, I should hit 20K posts.

awesome man, congrats! big mile stone in posting.

 

[Dial_tone]

I've had some match.com booty.

 

[chesty]

that is what i am trying now, better pickens but still not what I would call ideal.

 

[Lestat]

that is what i am trying now, better pickens but still not what I would call ideal.

like i said man.. most aren't worth the time..

some definitely bangable ones.. did you ever hear about the 20 year old redhed I met from there?

I got like 100 winks or something.. 40 something emails... dated about 10.. 2 of them were REALLY cool datable chicks.. 3 more of then bangable.. 5 or so I wanted to get the hell outta there.

 

[theoak01]

yup ive done it,none successful really,but right now and for the next bit it will be the only option ive fricken got since my schedule doesnt/hasnt allowed me to meet to many women besides bar sluts which im not down with.

there is one cutie ive been chatting with for a bit and am quite interested in,but like biteme said it seems the ones your into dont return the interest on teh same level

 

[Megalomaniac]

I'm currently dating Missfit, Frisky, Soklue, Raina and QT. I've had other things going but am sticking to these ladies right now.