There are a lot of offshore oil rigs around here in SB... my only run in ever with some of the workers:
I was studying at carrows at like 3 am... they are shitfaced at the table behind me...mind you the one in the wifebeater and jean shorts is the best dressed of the bunch. I'm typing on my new powerbook 17" when one of them leans over the booth and asks me how I like my bum-bum being played with. So then I decide I'm going to fuck with him and lean back to a spread-eagled position and start inserting my own fingers one by one. After watching me do this for about 5 minutes, he decides to come on his fist and punch my open mouth with it. He leans over to me and tells me he needs man ass and lots of it, I told him my ass was for rent, he immediately kissed me deeply and passionately.... Needless to say I packed his shit and hit it.