Wootoom said:ive been a patient
Wootoom said:for whoring too much i had to get help bro
i was a security guard and never actually worked the units/wards. the drugs they have available now to treat this shit is really great and it's usually fairly quiet there, except on the kids units. they just need a good ass whippinceasar989 said:what kinda of conditions are they in? Like for those stories that you have listed, what would their disorders be?
you better be reading this crap!PICK3 said:Tell us some stories.
Devastation said:there was a kid from my hometown here who was a patient for a long time there. he was a normal high school kid and was actually ranked in the state for hs wrestling. he was some hoodlum tho and was into getting into trouble and drugs. anyways him and his buddies were looking to get high one time and heard about battery acid or some shit. anways they took some fabric battery rings you put around the post of the car battery, soaked them in the battery acid and chopped them up into tiny little pieces. he went first and snorted a whole bunch of that shit right up his nose. he immideately fried his brain into mental retardation and he will live in some type of group home setting the rest of his life. while he was at the hospital he ate a used urinal cake too (kinda funny)
Devastation said:you better be reading this crap!
Smurfy said:OK. I did my internship for undergrad at the State Mental Health Facility. I worked on the all men's locked floor (can you say FUN TIMES?)
This one crazy dude (duh they are all crazy) who had a history of being in and out of the mental wards since he was 18, had also a history of rapes, attempted rapes and other deviant sexual acts against people. Well, he had a thing for A) whipping out his shriveled up member in the presence of others and B) urinating in the hallway. He was told that if he could go a while 5 days without whipping out his pickle, he could have a pass to go out onto the grounds. AKA recess LMAO
So, Im in a staff meeting one day and the Psychiatrist is like ok ROBERT has one more day to go with good behavior then he can have a ground pass. Someone else comments on how he has gone a whole 4 days without exposing himself (OMG!! GOOD JOB ROBERT!). So, we leave the staff meeting and Im at one end of the long hallway standing outside the activity room. I look down the hall, and there is ROBERT wit his CRAZY SEXUALLY DEVIANT self, looking and peering down at me with an evil smirk. Im like OH FUCK HE BETTER NOT! and there he goes, pulling out his shriveled sausage and waving it AT ME from down the hall and clearly ENJOYING IT. So heres me OH NO! PUT IT BACK! PUT THAT THING BACK IN YOUR PANTS! THERE WENT YOUR GROUNDS PASS ROBERT!
fucking loonies

PICK3 said:Tell us some stories.

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