Anybody here ever find a dead body?

[WODIN]

I'm too damn busy disposing of them to go looking for new ones.

 

[casavant]

TWO OF MY FRIENDS WERE SHOT IN FRONT OF ME ON DIFFERENT OCCASIONS. EACH WAS SHOT 6-7 TIMES.


KAYNE

Jesus Christ man. Where do you live?

 

[hamper19]

a few years ago when i shot tupac...that dude looked pretty dead to me


h19

 

[Y_lifter]

Does my first wife count as a Dead Body ??
In Bed she was real dead, or at least Comatose...

 

[Love Bone]

When I was twelve years old, my buddy and me went down to the community pool. Two men in their early fifties I'd say, showed up completely hammered and jumped into the pool. One guy didn't come up, he just layed down at the bottom not moving. A lady asked him if his friend was ok. He said yeah he is just cooling down. About a minute goes by and she asked him again. This time he started laughing and said, Yeah he pulls this trick to fuck with people, he is down there breathing through the pipe (meaning the drain). Me and my buddy looked at each other like what the fuck? We went down to get him but it was too late. Most things are lighter in water but I am telling you he was heavier than shit. We came up for air and the other guy was laughing at us saying, man he is just fucking with you. I don't know if the guy drowned because he was so drunk or he had a heart attack but he was he wasn't breathing through the pipe. You should have seen the other man's face when we got him up and he was done. Talk about losing a buzz quick. the the cops came and the paramedics.
Needless to say the pool was closed, there was no lifeguard.

 

[mrbill]

never "found" one...but made a few, oops, don't think I should have said that

 

[casavant]

When I was twelve years old, my buddy and me went down to the community pool. Two men in their early fifties I'd say, showed up completely hammered and jumped into the pool. One guy didn't come up, he just layed down at the bottom not moving. A lady asked him if his friend was ok. He said yeah he is just cooling down. About a minute goes by and she asked him again. This time he started laughing and said, Yeah he pulls this trick to fuck with people, he is down there breathing through the pipe (meaning the drain). Me and my buddy looked at each other like what the fuck? We went down to get him but it was too late. Most things are lighter in water but I am telling you he was heavier than shit. We came up for air and the other guy was laughing at us saying, man he is just fucking with you. I don't know if the guy drowned because he was so drunk or he had a heart attack but he was he wasn't breathing through the pipe. You should have seen the other man's face when we got him up and he was done. Talk about losing a buzz quick. the the cops came and the paramedics.
Needless to say the pool was closed, there was no lifeguard.

That's some crazy stuff right there.

 

[hesselite]

Woke up next to a dead chick once.

 

[KAYNE]

Jesus Christ man. Where do you live?

NEW ORLEANS. I ALSO FOUND MY X-GF'S ROOMATE AFTER SHE HAD OD'D ONE MORNING. I HAVE KNOWN ABOUT 10 OR 12 PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN KILLED.


KAYNE

 

[casavant]

NEW ORLEANS. I ALSO FOUND MY X-GF'S ROOMATE AFTER SHE HAD OD'D ONE MORNING. I HAVE KNOWN ABOUT 10 OR 12 PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN KILLED.


KAYNE

Hmmm, that makes me feel good. My sister goes to school down there.