There's nothing like sex on leather cleaner! http://www.brownbottle.com/whirleatclea.html
(Do not use with Viagra - combination can cause dangerously low drops in blood pressure)
The special ingredients are strained through activated charcoal and double distilled for complete purity. Never any preservatives added. No more headaches due to poor quality!
Sometimes when I get bored at work and there is some white out nearby, I just take it and sniff it. Really seems to wake one up and rejuvinate ones inner self.