Any last second advice???

[curl45]

I've gotta go take a drug test for this new job I'm starting--if I pass--on the 9th. Thats monday and time is running out to get this test outa the way. I was gonna go today, but think I'll wait till tomorrow. Any last second advice that could help out?? Any overnight miracles you guys know of?? I've done my searching btw, and found some GREAT post on how to beat them, and how to dillute your samples and stuff like that.
FYI, I am "on" right now and the last time I smoked the green stuff was a little last Saturday.
ANY input would be greatly appreciated.
But I think I'm screwed no matter what

 

[curl45]

anyone???.....

 

[MadCow1]

I think you'll be fine. Providing you weren't a chronic smoker (daily use) before last Saturday you should come through clean regardless. The 30day max is literally a maximum given huges concentrations in the body and very little flushing.

Anyway ignore that store bought shit. The trick is to dilute the sample you give them - that is done with water. I am assuming this is a piss test not hair (cause you are fucked). I think there's a 5 and 7 panel test and I'm pretty sure both test for THC but it's been a long time so that info isn't exact.

Hints:
-Don't give your first piss of the morning no matter what
-Drink water continuously for several hours before the test. You should be pissing clear.
-Take a multivitamin about an hour before hand. This will add some color to your urine.
-Don't say anything or act suspicious, just go in and piss. Any suspicious comments are reported to the employer as this is part of the test (Don't say, "I was at a party last week and some guys around me were smoking what I though was weed. I left immed. but do you think it will make me test positive?" This is a red flag).

That should do it. All the store bought stuff works on the same principles and contains mild diuretics. Save your money as it doesn't enhance the cleansing of a fat soluable substance any faster. Just keep drinking water (yes around 2-3 gallons should be fine).